Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - January 14, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1093
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 14, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, I know that's a goat, lol. Remember last week when I shared a dash cam photo from Cybersaltine Raduoos? After emailing him to make sure he had seen it in ... read more..
Quote #1976
Quotes
Susan Davis
1447
<1min

Quote #1976

"Although the threads of my life have often seemed knotted, I know, by faith, that on the other side of the embroidery there is a crown." - Corrie ten Boom read more..
One-Liner #1539
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1539

There's one thing about being bald - it's neat!... read more..
Crossing Lesson
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Crossing Lesson

There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the ... read more..
Sticking Your Neck Out at Work
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3034
<1min

Sticking Your Neck Out at Work

Did you hear about the elevator operator who rode to the basement to pick up Dracula? He went down for the Count.... read more..
Animal Instincts
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2731
<1min

Animal Instincts

In the middle of one of Henry Ward Beecher's most potent political speeches, a member of the crowd gave a perfect imitation of a cock crowing. While the audience roared with laughter, the speaker gave... read more..
Well, Here We Go Again
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2064
4 min read

Well, Here We Go Again

I have lived long enough to know that the only change that has any kind of reality is the change in my pocket. I keep track of that change with great supervision and count it every day. When people t... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4612 - January 10, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4612 - January 10, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! A big shout out to Barb L., who lives a bit south of where I grew up in Ontario. She asked how to share news... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 10, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1092
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 10, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! A big shout out to Barb L., who lives a bit south of where I grew up in Ontario. She asked how to share newsletter items on Facebook. Most of us were told as children ... read more..
Quote #1975
Quotes
Susan Davis
1672
<1min

Quote #1975

"At the end of the day, it is what it is." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1538
One-liners
Susan Davis
1494
<1min

One-Liner #1538

My husband and I have a magical relationship - whenever I ask him to do something, he disappears!... read more..
Award Shows
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7434
<1min

Award Shows

Can you believe how many award shows they have now? It seems like they have an award show for everything. They even have awards for commercials! The Clio Awards, a whole show full of commercials. I ... read more..
Romance is Dead
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2894
<1min

Romance is Dead

He claimed he loved her, but would not give up his life for her. That is, he declared, his undying love for her.... read more..
Life's Tug of War
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3027
2 min read

Life's Tug of War

Life can seem ungrateful ~ and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings ~ and play with your mind. Life can be blissful ~ and happy and free. Life can put beauty ~ in the things that you... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4611 - January 7, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4611 - January 7, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, I know those are mountain sheep. Back in November, I shared with you a dash cam picture from my travels dur... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 7, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1111
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Cybersalt News - January 7, 2021

1Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, I know those are mountain sheep. Back in November, I shared with you a dash cam picture from my travels during a business trip. That prompted Cybersaltine Rad read more..
Workers vs. The Lightbulb
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3800
<1min

Workers vs. The Lightbulb

Q:  How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A:  We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors ca... read more..
Quote #1974
Quotes
Susan Davis
3619
<1min

Quote #1974

  Always remember this! Grapes must be crushed to make wine. Diamonds form under pressure. Olives are pressed to release oil. Seeds grow in darkness. Whenever you feel crushed, under pressure, p read more..
The Concerns of a Mouse
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3192
2 min read

The Concerns of a Mouse

A mouse looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.... read more..
One-Liner #1537
One-liners
Susan Davis
1394
<1min

One-Liner #1537

To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they're due back at the library on Friday.... read more..
One Interest
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4319
<1min

One Interest

A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class. The little girl was quite indignant. "No, daddy, I don't like him!" she stated. "He's only interes... read more..
Outside the Line
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3727
<1min

Outside the Line

After a recent college basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying, "Here's your phone." "What makes you think its... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4610 - January 3, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4610 - January 3, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone and Happy New Year! I am happy to report that I did finally catch up on my "throw it in the box for later" box (Gr... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 3, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1150
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 3, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone and Happy New Year! I am happy to report that I did finally catch up on my "throw it in the box for later" box (Grandma Cybersalt now has it for taking things to charity), m... read more..
Quote #1973
Quotes
Susan Davis
2343
<1min

Quote #1973

  "My wish for the New Year - That you have someone to love, have meaningful work to do, and have things greater than yourself to believe in; that you have a reason to smile every day and a shou read more..
One-Liner #1536
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1536

One of the hardest decisions in life is when to start middle age.... read more..
Ambulatory Recommendations
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Ambulatory Recommendations

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.... read more..
The Old Days
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Old Days

A few years back, I had my old 45 RPM records out to look through and my daughter asked what they were. I explained that back in the 1960s before CDs were invented, this was how we listened to music. ... read more..
Ticket Purchase
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3995
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Ticket Purchase

A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. Others watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young chi... read more..
Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5747
2 min read

Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions

My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that. I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come ho... read more..
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