Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Presently, There's More
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1379
<1min

Presently, There's More

But wait ... there's myrrh.... read more..
One-Liner #1532
One-liners
Susan Davis
1393
<1min

One-Liner #1532

I'm only talking to my dog today.... read more..
Are you a Grinch? Test
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4737
2 min read

Are you a Grinch? Test

Keep track of your points and check your status at the end. 1. You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your own name (5 points). 2. You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's ou... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4605 - December 17, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4605 - December 17, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I made another person this week. That's right, I incorporated Cybersalt. But don't worry, my plan is not to go al... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 17, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1041
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 17, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I made another person this week. That's right, I incorporated Cybersalt. But don't worry, my plan is not to go all serious and boring here in the Cybersalt Digest or Pearly... read more..
Practical Tricks to Play on Santa
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3331
2 min read

Practical Tricks to Play on Santa

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding tic read more..
Good Christmas Intentions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3746
<1min

Good Christmas Intentions

A kindly 90-year-old grandmother found buying presents for family and friends a bit much last Christmas. So she wrote out checks for all of them to put in their Christmas cards. In each card she care... read more..
Quote #1969
Quotes
Susan Davis
1601
<1min

Quote #1969

'Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love to those who need it most." - Ruth Carter Stapleton read more..
One-Liner #1531
One-liners
Susan Davis
1273
<1min

One-Liner #1531

Here I am - now what are your other two wishes?... read more..
Gift Highding
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2760
<1min

Gift Highding

Santa stores all the presents in the pole vault.... read more..
Fruit Cake Top Ten
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4078
<1min

Fruit Cake Top Ten

Sincere apologies to all of you who truly enjoy fruitcake. Unfortunately, it has a reputation and too easily becomes material for jokes like this one... 10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen ... read more..
It’s All Over But The Lying
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1486
4 min read

It’s All Over But The Lying

The one thing I don't like is when somebody deliberately lies to me.Trust me; this has happened quite a few times in my life. Sometimes, by accident, they say something that isn't true; they just... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4604 - December 13, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4604 - December 13, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I received some Covid Christmas cheer in the mail the other day from my sister. She is a ve... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 13, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1096
2 min read

Cybersalt News - December 13, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I received some Covid Christmas cheer in the mail the other day from my sister. She is a very talented seamstress, in fact I still wear shirts she mad... read more..
Christmas Is More Than Jingle, Jingle
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1822
4 min read

Christmas Is More Than Jingle, Jingle

I have been trying lately to remember my first Christmas. I know my memory isn't perfect, but I thought maybe I could bring up some old memories of my first Christmas. Unfortunately, I couldn't think... read more..
Quote #1968
Quotes
Susan Davis
1509
<1min

Quote #1968

"Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love." - Hamilton Wright Mabi read more..
One-Liner #1530
One-liners
Susan Davis
1778
<1min

One-Liner #1530

The first Christmas was pretty simple ... it's okay if yours is too.... read more..
Christmas Signs
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2729
<1min

Christmas Signs

Here are some signs seen around Christmas time. Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here." Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club." At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and man... read more..
X-Files Christmas
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5408
3 min read

X-Files Christmas

57 Elm Street Bethlehem, Pa.11:51 p.m., December 24th. "We're too late!  It's already been here." "Mulder, I hope you know what you're doing." "Look, Scully, just like the other homes: Douglas... read more..
Streetcret Ingredient
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2884
<1min

Streetcret Ingredient

The weatherman describes this as unseasonable weather. Of course its unseasoned -- that's why the city maintenance crew put salt on it.... read more..
A Politically Correct, Legally Safe, ACLU Holiday Greeting
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5138
2 min read

A Politically Correct, Legally Safe, ACLU Holiday Greeting

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solst... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4603 - December 10, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
126
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4603 - December 10, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I invited you to share other possible life challenges of being a hermaphroditic snail (to catch up on t... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 10, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1029
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 10, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I invited you to share other possible life challenges of being a hermaphroditic snail (to catch up on this saga you will have to read some previous Cybersalt News... read more..
Quote #1967
Quotes
Susan Davis
1540
<1min

Quote #1967

"Nothing is inferior for being old, and nothing is valuable for being modern." - John Piper read more..
One-Liner #1529
One-liners
Susan Davis
1392
<1min

One-Liner #1529

The time has come to rise above principles!... read more..
Grammar Pants
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3185
<1min

Grammar Pants

Trousers: An unusual word. Singular at the top; plural at the bottom.... read more..
Easier Life
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2503
<1min

Easier Life

If Only Life Were More Like a Computer Think of it. . . If you messed up a relationship, you could just press "CTRL, ALT, DELETE" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, you'd simply click ... read more..
London, England Christmas
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4436
2 min read

London, England Christmas

Here we have the London, England version of the poem written by Aussie born Londoner Kim Van Wyck and forwarded to me by Terry Blakenship. Twas the night before Christmas, In England, you know,the pl... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4602 - December 6, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4602 - December 6, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - especially you PearlyGates subscribers! I have a bumper crop of Christmas items for the PearlyGates list so... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 6, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1062
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 6, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone - especially you PearlyGates subscribers! I have a bumper crop of Christmas items for the PearlyGates list so this month I'm sending it out twice a week as well. Thanks... read more..
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