Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1934
4 min read

The Difference Between a Fool and Being Full

One thing truly amazes is how fast Thanksgiving goes. Here I am in the living room relaxing in my easy chair just one day after Thanksgiving. My ears are still ringing with all the chatter that went ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2664
<1min

Children, Christmas and Technology

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual question, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Di... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
126
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4507 - December 5, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know if you have noticed, but I have been repeating chicken pictures for a number of weeks. If you have any original Christmas Chicken pictures (a l read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1122
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 5, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know if you have noticed, but I have been repeating chicken pictures for a number of weeks. If you have any original Christmas Chicken pictures (a live chicken, lol... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2790
<1min

Teaching Children About Christmas

The Season of Advent was beginning, and I wanted to inform the children that, according the Bible, Jesus is coming twice, once as the baby in the manger, and then as King. So I asked the children, "H... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4719
<1min

I Know About Santa

I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus. Sure enough, one day he said, "Mom, I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Too... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2214
<1min

Quote #1872

"Every time we use religion to draw a line to keep people out, Jesus is with the people on the other side of that line." - Hugh L. Hollowell read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1861
<1min

Steam Rebellion

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1644
<1min

One-Liner #1434

Emergency service provided only with twenty-four hours notice.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1848
<1min

One-Liner #1435

I like to make lists; I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter and then guessing on what's the list while at the store.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4506 - December 1, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Welcome to December and may I be one of the first to wish you a Merry and Blessed Christmas! I recently mentioned I would have soon have some exciting annou read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1118
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 1, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Welcome to December and may I be one of the first to wish you a Merry and Blessed Christmas! I recently mentioned I would have soon have some exciting announcements about t... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4039
4 min read

A Post-Thanksgiving Wishbone

Now that Thanksgiving is over, I am able to sit back and recoup from the activity. I'm not sure about anybody else, but a holiday such as Thanksgiving takes a lot out of me. Of course, it puts a lot i... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3039
<1min

Beer

Today on the way to work, I thought I saw a headline that read "Beer Recall." It actually read "Beef Recall." The story explained the discovery of mad cow disease in the United States. Mad cow disea... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2949
<1min

God's Omnipotence

I was scolding our pastor for his habit of starting church services late. I mentioned that in my years with the Air Force, when the general scheduled us to take off at 0700 hours, he didn't mean 0705... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1976
<1min

Quote #1871

"Waking up when you are a parent is like being shot out of a cannon every morning right into the middle of the circus and immediately begin handed flaming batons to juggle." - @hidingintheclosetwit read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1868
<1min

Waiting Sound

Sent my hearing aids away for repair about four weeks ago. I've heard nothing since.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4411
<1min

Come About

A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a steamship to be trained as a helmsman. He masters the classroom instruction, then starts his practical training on the wheel of the vessel. In his ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4091
<1min

One Suitcase

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
7 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4505 - November 28, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American. Whether or not you are eating a large dinner today, here's a fun look at some pants that many of us could use afte read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1144
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 28, 2019

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American. Whether or not you are eating a large dinner today, here's a fun look at some pants that many of us could use after feasting:www.c... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
3022
<1min

Quote #1870

"It is one thing to believe the Bible but something else altogether to allow the Bible , through the ministry of the Holy Spirit, to impact and change your life." - A. W. Tozer read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1904
<1min

Mithed Chance

Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed the opportunity to call them "substitooths."... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1712
<1min

One-Liner #1432

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Advice It's about time we returned to the status quo.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1607
<1min

One-Liner #1433

I used to mix metaphors, but that ship has flown.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3893
5 min read

Thanksgiving Roses

Sandra felt as low as the heels of her Birkenstocks when she pulled open the florist shop door, against a November gust of wind. Her life had been as sweet as a spring breeze and then in the fourth m... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4504 - November 24, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder reminds men everywhere that we don't have to act like turkeys - even when we want to! You can read "From One Turkey to Another" read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1199
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 24, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder reminds men everywhere that we don't have to act like turkeys - even when we want to! You can read "From One Turkey to Another" at:www.cybersalt... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2024
4 min read

From One Turkey to Another

As a child, my favorite holiday was Christmas, second only to my birthday. These holidays were important because of the gifts I received. Oh, did I look forward to those holidays and all the presents ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1784
<1min

One-Liner #1431

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Commands Be brief, no matter how long it takes!... read more..