Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #1869
Quotes
Susan Davis
1995
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Quote #1869

"Transformation is serious business. Most believers are living in the bare margins of what God actually desires to do for them." - Lance Wallnau read more..
Bean There?
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2138
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Bean There?

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee.... read more..
Why Universities Would Never Give God a PhD
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2770
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Why Universities Would Never Give God a PhD

1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself. 6. It may be true that read more..
Remembering Names
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7586
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Remembering Names

When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their names by noting they were the same as those of two characters in a popular children's story. After the service... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 21, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1141
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Cybersalt News - November 21, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you live in the northern hemisphere, today is one month until the shortest day of the year and then the days will start to get longer - hang in there! In the meanti... read more..
One-Liner #1430
One-liners
Susan Davis
1707
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One-Liner #1430

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Description He's deliberately unconscious.... read more..
By the Letter
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1843
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By the Letter

He hated acronyms and everything they stood for.... read more..
Quote #1868
Quotes
Susan Davis
3411
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Quote #1868

"And when you choose a life partner, you're choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 mea read more..
Construction Accents
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4352
<1min

Construction Accents

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman ... read more..
Normal Life
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2592
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Normal Life

"Normal" is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, c read more..
Listen for the Word
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4209
<1min

Listen for the Word

Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless, so my wife handed him a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time the speaker said the word "and." A... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4503 - November 17, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4503 - November 17, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder was very excited about a coupon for a free donut until he had to argue about the taxonomy of what is and isn't a donut. Free doesn't matte read more..
Cybersalt News - November 17, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1163
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Cybersalt News - November 17, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder was very excited about a coupon for a free donut until he had to argue about the taxonomy of what is and isn't a donut. Free doesn't matter if you can't g... read more..
What's in a name, anyway?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1833
4 min read

What's in a name, anyway?

I cannot express how ecstatic I was when someone gave me a coupon for a free donut. Normally, I am not overly excited about “free.” All I had to do was fill out a little survey online and they would ... read more..
One-Liner #1429
One-liners
Susan Davis
1831
<1min

One-Liner #1429

Only variables remain constant.... read more..
Quote #1867
Quotes
Susan Davis
2656
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Quote #1867

"A woman's family is held together by her wisdom, but it can be destroyed by her foolishness." - Proverbs 19:14 read more..
Winter Geometry
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1872
<1min

Winter Geometry

Today I made a snow angle.... read more..
Mysterious Ways, Signs, God Talking
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3424
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Mysterious Ways, Signs, God Talking

A pastor was working late on a Saturday night at the Almighty God Tabernacle. Around 10:00 PM he decided to call his wife before he left for home. Although the pastor let the phone ring several times... read more..
Finest Equipment
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3949
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Finest Equipment

Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand-new bal... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4502 - November 14, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4502 - November 14, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a Cybersalt World Headquarters office temperature update: the new fireplace is ordered and I'm looking forward to it being installed in the next cou read more..
Cybersalt News - November 14, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1089
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Cybersalt News - November 14, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a Cybersalt World Headquarters office temperature update: the new fireplace is ordered and I'm looking forward to it being installed in the next couple of weeks. Ho... read more..
Clown Substitute
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4411
2 min read

Clown Substitute

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has go read more..
Quote #1866
Quotes
Susan Davis
2992
<1min

Quote #1866

"Every church is a congregation of sinners...and if that isn't bad enough, they all have sinners for pastors." - Eugene Peterson read more..
Panning Observation
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1881
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Panning Observation

He who is without oil shall throw the first rod. - Compressions 8.7:1... read more..
One-Liner #1428
One-liners
Susan Davis
1660
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One-Liner #1428

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Attitudes Activity is a waste of time!... read more..
Memo Differences
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4878
2 min read

Memo Differences

Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot ... read more..
Respect and Position
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2566
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Respect and Position

During the eight years he served as Eisenhower's vice president, Richard Nixon had many reminders of the esteem accorded to people in his position. Once, the Nixons were staying at a hotel in Chicago ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4501 - November 10, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4501 - November 10, 2019

  Issue #4501                           Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Amidst society's shifting thoughts about age read more..
Cybersalt News - November 10, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1044
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Cybersalt News - November 10, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Amidst society's shifting thoughts about ageing, Rev. James Snyder is grateful he can still make new memories with God. You can read "Getting Old Is Not for Sissies" at:www... read more..
Quote #1865
Quotes
Susan Davis
2132
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Quote #1865

"If the message you preach isn't good news for every person from every tribe, tongue, and nation, then it isn't the real gospel." - Nathan Finn read more..
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