Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pirate Parts for Sale
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1913
<1min

Pirate Parts for Sale

Where did Captain Hook buy his hook ... ? At a second hand store!... read more..
Friends Like That
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4063
<1min

Friends Like That

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. "How are we faring?" asks the king. "Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all d... read more..
Vision
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2525
<1min

Vision

I believe my young daughter wants a pair of glasses. I don't know why she does. Perhaps glasses are now "cool" to have in school? But though she sees just fine, she still says she needs glasses. I to... read more..
Quote #1856
Quotes
Susan Davis
1572
<1min

Quote #1856

"Many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror, not their faces ... but their character." - unknown read more..
One-Liner #1415
One-liners
Susan Davis
1733
<1min

One-Liner #1415

Self-Annihilating Sentence Right or wrong, it's a message!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4488 - September 22, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4488 - September 22, 2019

  Issue #4488                           Cybersalt News Happy Birthday Dad!Sunday greetings everyone - and happy birthday to my read more..
Cybersalt News - September 22, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1145
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 22, 2019

Happy Birthday Dad!Sunday greetings everyone - and happy birthday to my dad! This week's man-cold may have actually been a man-flu! I have recovered to the point of having to try to stay awake during... read more..
I Wasn’t Born Old It Just Happened That Way
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1928
4 min read

I Wasn’t Born Old It Just Happened That Way

Everywhere I look these days people are obsessed with age. More products are sold today to make you look younger than anything else. Everybody desires to look younger than what they actually are. I th... read more..
Quote #1855
Quotes
Susan Davis
1870
<1min

Quote #1855

"Men do not reject the Bible because it contradicts itself but because it contradicts them." - Paul Harvey read more..
One-Liner #1414
One-liners
Susan Davis
1772
<1min

One-Liner #1414

Self-Annihilating Sentence This book fills a much-needed gap.... read more..
Farm Talk
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1785
<1min

Farm Talk

Studies have shown that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.... read more..
House Points
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4626
<1min

House Points

"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical pla read more..
Making Friends
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2604
<1min

Making Friends

My husband, a forester, often has to consult property owners to determine boundary lines. Walking up a dirt road to question one such individual, he encountered signs that read: "No Trespassing," "Be... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4487 - September 19, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4487 - September 19, 2019

  Issue #4487                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday. A big old man-cold has found it's way to Cyb read more..
Cybersalt News - September 19, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1191
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 19, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. A big old man-cold has found it's way to Cybersalt World Headquarters and apparently I'm hosting it in my head for the next little while. Fall is almost here! Enjoy the re... read more..
Quote #1854
Quotes
Susan Davis
1870
<1min

Quote #1854

"Your past doesn't define you; Jesus' love does." - Jarrid Wilson read more..
One-Liner #1413
One-liners
Susan Davis
1774
<1min

One-Liner #1413

Self-Annihilating Sentence How can anyone show so little understanding as to be indignant?... read more..
Dying Preacher
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4503
<1min

Dying Preacher

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the roo... read more..
Housework Challenged
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4162
<1min

Housework Challenged

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends,... read more..
Work Reputation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2549
<1min

Work Reputation

I have a reputation at work for being a strict boss. One day I was in the break room with another manager. I reached into the refrigerator for my lunch, which was packed in an Ace Hardware paper bag.... read more..
Enter the Poor
Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
4625
2 min read

Enter the Poor

This federal election has been called and Canadians will go to the polls on October 21. National political parties are already seeking to capture support from key demographics of Canadian voters. Ch read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4486 - September 15, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4486 - September 15, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Recently, Rev. James Snyder's day alone worked out better than he could have ever imagined! You can read "It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day" at:www.cybersalt read more..
Cybersalt News - September 15, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1149
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 15, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Recently, Rev. James Snyder's day alone worked out better than he could have ever imagined! You can read "It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman... read more..
Quote #1853
Quotes
Susan Davis
2025
<1min

Quote #1853

"Holiness is not the way to Christ. Christ is the way to holiness." - Adrian Rogers read more..
Diet Exclamation
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1736
<1min

Diet Exclamation

"I've lost a lot of weight," Tom expounded. read more..
One-Liner #1412
One-liners
Susan Davis
1569
<1min

One-Liner #1412

Don't be redundant by repeating yourself!... read more..
It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1832
4 min read

It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day

It’s not often that a day goes my way. Occasionally, I have a day that focuses on my desires and me. It was a Monday evening right after supper and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were w... read more..
Cereal Adjustment
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4441
<1min

Cereal Adjustment

Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, "I hope I develop a taste for the ... read more..
God's Voice Mail
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2630
1 min read

God's Voice Mail

Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4485 - September 12, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4485 - September 12, 2019

  Issue #4485                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday. The weather forecast for Cybersalt World Hea read more..
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