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Quote #1826
Quotes
Susan Davis
1859
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Quote #1826

  Two things are said to be rare sights in the world; one is a young man humble, and the other is an old man content. - J. C. Ryle read more..
Three Mile Buddy
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
4025
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Three Mile Buddy

My friend keeps telling me about his nightmares about being a used up nuclear fuel rod. I think he's overreacting.... read more..
No Stairs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4383
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No Stairs

An older lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the... read more..
Enthusiasm
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2883
<1min

Enthusiasm

I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I called each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled, "Number 5, your... read more..
One-liner #1385
One-liners
Susan Davis
1671
<1min

One-liner #1385

I'm never at my best.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4458 - June 9, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4458 - June 9, 2019

  Issue #4458                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - June 9, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1031
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Cybersalt News - June 9, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone and happy Father's Day for all those who are able to celebrate! Rev. James Snyder tries to create merry hearts wherever he goes. YO Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pa... read more..
One-liner #1384
One-liners
Susan Davis
1847
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One-liner #1384

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Decisions The executive committee proposes the following compromise: make it optional for those who want it, and required for those who don't.... read more..
Quote #1825
Quotes
Susan Davis
1905
<1min

Quote #1825

"Faith must be tested, because it can only become your intimate possession through conflict." - Oswald Chambers read more..
From the Beginning
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4523
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From the Beginning

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you... read more..
Fishing Pessimists
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1817
<1min

Fishing Pessimists

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. Th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4457 - June 6, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4457 - June 6, 2019

  Issue #4457                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - June 6, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1078
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Cybersalt News - June 6, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1824
Quotes
Susan Davis
2323
<1min

Quote #1824

"Stop trying to repair what God wants to replace." - M. Moore Jr. read more..
One-liner #1383
One-liners
Susan Davis
1768
<1min

One-liner #1383

Our lack or cooperation is mutual!... read more..
Office Culture
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4888
<1min

Office Culture

The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike. When he noticed that he was getting... read more..
Reality
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2583
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Reality

On a tour of Mammoth Cave in Kentucky, the guide stopped and addressed the crowd. "Do you want to see what a real cave looks like?" he asked. Of course, everyone said yes. Without another word, he ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4456 - May 30, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4456 - May 30, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim Today's CleanLaugh Some Things You Can't Escape A convict managed to escape from prison and his escape was read more..
Cybersalt News - May 30, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1152
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Cybersalt News - May 30, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Four Times at the Gate
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4647
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Four Times at the Gate

Sally had lived a good life, having been married four times. Now she stood before the Pearly Gates. The angel at the gates said to her, "I see that you first of all married a banker, then an actor, n... read more..
Caffeine Guilt
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1881
<1min

Caffeine Guilt

A guy stole a hundred cans of Red Bull from our neighborhood store; I don't know how he can sleep at night!... read more..
Quote #1823
Quotes
Susan Davis
1968
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Quote #1823

"People who are totally consumed with idealistic principles rarely do anything." - Oswald Chambers read more..
One-liner #1382
One-liners
Susan Davis
1839
<1min

One-liner #1382

Self-Annihilating Sentence There is no other language but French.... read more..
Some Things You Can't Escape
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4682
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Some Things You Can't Escape

A convict managed to escape from prison and his escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news. So, not to be captured, he ran through fields and traveled through back roads until he reached his wi... read more..
Pessimists
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2985
2 min read

Pessimists

An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive. For example,... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4455 - May 26, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4455 - May 26, 2019

  Issue #4455                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! This week, Rev. James Snyder enjoys the rich read more..
Cybersalt News - May 26, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1127
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Cybersalt News - May 26, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This week, Rev. James Snyder enjoys the richest part of dinner out with his wife. You can read "Eating Out Of My Comfort Zone" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/eating-... read more..
Eating Out Of My Comfort Zone
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1978
4 min read

Eating Out Of My Comfort Zone

One pleasure the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself enjoy is going out for a quiet dinner together. It does not happen often, at least not often enough. When it does, it is always a delight... read more..
Simple Wrath
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2003
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Simple Wrath

Mongol Hordes looking down their nose at you in Massachusetts: It's just Kahn descending.... read more..
Quote #1822
Quotes
Susan Davis
2167
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Quote #1822

 "We became Christians by faith in Jesus, we stay Christians by faith in Jesus, and we grow as Christians by faith in Jesus." - J.C. Ryle read more..
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