Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liner #1381
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1381

"He hasn't a single redeeming vice!" - Oscar Wilde read more..
A New Beginning
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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A New Beginning

After raising four kids and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the degree I had started but never finished. And so, on my first day of college, eager with anticipation, and mor... read more..
Country Refreshment
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4627
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Country Refreshment

A man was on a long walk in the country. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little cottage and ask for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4454 - May 23, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4454 - May 23, 2019

  Issue #4454                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - May 23, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1185
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Cybersalt News - May 23, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Super Imagination
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2018
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Super Imagination

At his request, each morning three-year-old Ray's mother pinned a bath towel to the back shoulders of his size two T-shirt. Immediately in his young imaginative mind, the towel became a brilliant magi... read more..
Sick Day
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4292
<1min

Sick Day

Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a virus. One evening my husband came home exhausted from a long day at work. "Did you read the paper?" he asked. "I'm... read more..
One-liner #1380
One-liners
Susan Davis
2037
<1min

One-liner #1380

If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I've been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.... read more..
Horse Home
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1853
<1min

Horse Home

The National Equestrian Center near Lake St. Louis is a gaited community. - Walter McLauren... read more..
Portrait of Revenge
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3858
<1min

Portrait of Revenge

Rebecca was the wealthy wife of a very successful businessman. One day, she decided to have her portrait painted as a gift to her husband. When she arrived at the artist's studio for her first sitting... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4451 - May 19, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4451 - May 19, 2019

  Issue #4451                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday.& read more..
Cybersalt News - May 19, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1371
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday. Grandma Cybersalt and I finally took advantage of a getaway that our church generously gave us when I retired from&nbs... read more..
Goal Warning
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2023
<1min

Goal Warning

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations!... read more..
One-liner #1379
One-liners
Susan Davis
1899
<1min

One-liner #1379

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints We have worked ourselves into a frenzy of lethargy!... read more..
Quote #1821
Quotes
Susan Davis
2047
<1min

Quote #1821

"This generation has forgotten that the gospel message does not clean up and shine the outside of a person, rather it bores into the very heart and soul of a person and radically changes that person read more..
Finding “Good” In Our World Is Challenging
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1895
4 min read

Finding “Good” In Our World Is Challenging

In our world today, it is difficult to find anything good, let alone anything good to say about anything or anyone. One thing I like about the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage is that she can find ... read more..
Flower Request
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4315
<1min

Flower Request

"I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?" Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while s read more..
Sharp Enthusiasm
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1932
<1min

Sharp Enthusiasm

Because my daughter always complained that she didn't have any sharp knives, I bought her some. I phoned later and asked how she liked them. "They're terrific!" she replied enthusiastically. "I've al... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4450 - May 12, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4450 - May 12, 2019

Cybersalt News Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom. This year I am showing off a picture of my mom on the old CBS television show, "What's My Line?" fro read more..
Cybersalt News - May 12, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 12, 2019

Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom. This year I am showing off a picture of my mom on the old CBS television show, "What's My Line?" from August 4, 1963.... read more..
One-liner #1378
One-liners
Susan Davis
1744
<1min

One-liner #1378

Yesterday, tomorrow was the day after tomorrow.... read more..
Quote #1820
Quotes
Susan Davis
2116
<1min

Quote #1820

  "No one discovers the future.The future is not a discovery.The future is not a destiny.The future is a decision, an intervention.The future is a function of our choices and creations." - Leon read more..
And Then It Was Friday
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1992
4 min read

And Then It Was Friday

Like many people, I try planning and arranging my week so I can accomplish as much as possible. For example, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage on Monday morning hands me her “honey-do-list” to c... read more..
Visiting Grandma
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4585
<1min

Visiting Grandma

Grandma, who appeared to become an ever-more intimidating personality as the years went on, was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife: "You come to the front d... read more..
Pancake Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1845
<1min

Pancake Prayer

A six-year-old said grace at family dinner one evening. "Dear God, thank You for the pancakes." When she concluded, her mother asked her why she thanked God for pancakes when they were having c... read more..
Expecting
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4393
<1min

Expecting

You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4449 - May 9, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4449 - May 9, 2019

  Issue #4449                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - May 9, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1053
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1819
Quotes
Susan Davis
3019
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Quote #1819

"Don't say God has been silent when your Bible has been closed." - Toby Mac #Speak Life read more..
One-liner #1377
One-liners
Susan Davis
1999
<1min

One-liner #1377

Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay ... again.... read more..
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