Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #1804
Quotes
Susan Davis
2114
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Quote #1804

"The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. And the first to forget is the happiest... True story." - Unknown read more..
Travelling Like Doc
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1984
<1min

Travelling Like Doc

If I had a Delorean, I would probably only drive it from time to time.... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 7, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1091
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 7, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Oh boy, was yesterday ever a doozy here at Cybersalt World Headquarters.  All is well now and the sever is working great, but let's just say I'm glad for a new day tod... read more..
One-liner #1362
One-liners
Susan Davis
1661
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One-liner #1362

Rehab is for quitters!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4432 - March 7, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4432 - March 7, 2019

  Issue #432                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Oh boy, was yesterday ever a doozy here at Cy read more..
Self Affirmation
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5620
2 min read

Self Affirmation

Ineffective Daily Affirmations - All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts. - I am at one with my duality. - Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themse... read more..
Impressive Dinner
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4003
<1min

Impressive Dinner

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now, what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card in... read more..
Manners
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2770
<1min

Manners

Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot. "NO! NO! NO!" she sc... read more..
Have You Seen Katniss?
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1821
<1min

Have You Seen Katniss?

Blindfolded archery: you don't know what you're missing!... read more..
Quote #1803
Quotes
Susan Davis
2087
<1min

Quote #1803

"A disappointment can sometimes be a divine appointment in disguise." - Lysa Terkeurst read more..
One-liner #1361
One-liners
Susan Davis
1729
<1min
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4431 - March 3, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4431 - March 3, 2019

  Issue #4431                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has found a positive use f read more..
Cybersalt News - March 3, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1082
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 3, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has found a positive use for some of the craziness in this world. You can read "It’s a Soap Opera World, Or Is It" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/it-s-a... read more..
It’s a Soap Opera World, Or Is It
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2163
4 min read

It’s a Soap Opera World, Or Is It

As a child, I remember my mother watching soap operas in the afternoon. I never had much interest in them; I would rather watch The Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto. One afternoon I was sitting in... read more..
The Haircut
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4493
<1min

The Haircut

A young man had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your gr... read more..
Post-Romance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1833
<1min

Post-Romance

My pregnant daughter and her husband were checking out a new birth facility that was more like a spa. The birthing room had a hot tub, soft music, and candlelight. "What do you think?" she said He l... read more..
The Shoe Fits
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1944
<1min

The Shoe Fits

We maintain an excellent relationship with Holland because of the notwithstanding clogs.... read more..
Quote #1802
Quotes
Susan Davis
2074
<1min

Quote #1802

"Prayer: The world's greatest wireless connection." - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1360
One-liners
Susan Davis
1850
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One-liner #1360

Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4430 - February 28, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4430 - February 28, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that last week I only said, "Oh look, Thursday!" Oops! I must have been tired. Speaking of tired, be sure to get a good sleep tonight - tomor read more..
Introducing Manners
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1809
<1min

Introducing Manners

New to town, I was eager to meet people and make friends. So one day I struck up a conversation with the only other woman in the gym. Pointing to two men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said... read more..
Doctor's Writing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4833
<1min

Doctor's Writing

Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion? The patient used it for two years as a railroad pass. Twice it got him into Radio City Music Hall, and once ... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 28, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1207
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 28, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that last week I only said, "Oh look, Thursday!" Oops! I must have been tired. Speaking of tired, be sure to get a good sleep tonight - tomorrow we all start... read more..
Transplant Prices
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4328
<1min

Transplant Prices

In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," ... read more..
Quote #1801
Quotes
Susan Davis
1979
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Quote #1801

"You are never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream." - C. S. Lewis read more..
Traffic Calming
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2147
<1min

Traffic Calming

I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but, I’m slowly getting over it.... read more..
One-liner #1359
One-liners
Susan Davis
1765
<1min

One-liner #1359

I always wanted to be a procrastinator!... read more..
Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2120
4 min read

Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were locked in a hopeless Mexican standoff. She was effectively arguing her side of the issue and I was, well, let's say I was not agreeing. I will not say... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4429 - February 24, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4429 - February 24, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! When it comes to "discussions" with his wife, Rev. James Snyder wishes time was on his side. You can read "Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?" at:www.cybersalt.o read more..
Cybersalt News - February 24, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1177
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 24, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! When it comes to "discussions" with his wife, Rev. James Snyder wishes time was on his side. You can read "Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i... read more..
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