Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23134 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
I Fell for It… Again
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2072
4 min read

I Fell for It… Again

An old saying more or less defines my life, “What we learn from history is that we don’t learn from history.” When I was younger, I assumed that the older I got, the smarter I would become. I have no... read more..
Deer Prayer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5818
<1min

Deer Prayer

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. The following week, our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don'... read more..
Anti-vexxers
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2437
<1min

Anti-vexxers

Baby Vaccination Jokes: pretty innocuous.... read more..
One-liner #1300
One-liners
Susan Davis
2233
<1min

One-liner #1300

Be nice to your hairstylist because what's stopping them from plucking one of your hairs and putting it at a crime scene? Nothing.... read more..
Quote #1741
Quotes
Susan Davis
3155
<1min

Quote #1741

"Discussions are always better than arguments because an argument is to find out who is right, and a discussion is to find what is right." - Unknown read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4369 - July 12, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4369 - July 12, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I recently picked up a new-to-me camera for a big project I am working on for a client next week. In playing around with it, to learn its settings, this is read more..
Cybersalt News - July 12, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1112
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 12, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I recently picked up a new-to-me camera for a big project I am working on for a client next week. In playing around with it, to learn its settings, this is one of the pictu... read more..
Police Report
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4869
<1min

Police Report

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinki... read more..
Sleeping on the Job
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2840
<1min

Sleeping on the Job

One of our co-workers went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest.... read more..
CD Entrance
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4295
<1min

CD Entrance

At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would like to enter the service to. One family asked to enter to "Love Me Tender." Well, the day of the funeral... read more..
Informal Sweets
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2230
<1min

Informal Sweets

Penguin PEZ: Let's dispense with the formalities.... read more..
One-liner #1299
One-liners
Susan Davis
1938
<1min

One-liner #1299

One day, Canada will take over the world; then you'll all be sorry.... read more..
Quote #1740
Quotes
Susan Davis
2650
<1min

Quote #1740

"Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God." - Corrie ten Boom read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4368 - July 8, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4368 - July 8, 2018

  Issue #4368                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! In a world where many people want more birth read more..
Cybersalt News - July 8, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1196
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 8, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! In a world where many people want more birthdays, Rev. James Snyder has celebrated enough. For more about why, you can read “Enough Is Enough and I've Had Enough” at:w... read more..
Enough Is Enough and I've Had Enough
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2131
4 min read

Enough Is Enough and I've Had Enough

I have had enough of some things. There are, however, some things I can never have enough. Apple fritters and coffee are things I can never have enough of. I would never use the word “enough” with the... read more..
Life Experience
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2631
<1min

Life Experience

A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, "What grade, miss?" "El... read more..
Miracle Return
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4340
<1min

Miracle Return

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes... read more..
Successful Service
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2056
<1min

Successful Service

Not-Evangelism: When a waiter asks you how you want your steak cooked, never say, "Well done, good & faithful servant."... read more..
One-liner #1298
One-liners
Susan Davis
2030
<1min

One-liner #1298

Been on a diet for two weeks and all I lost is 14 days.... read more..
Quote #1739
Quotes
Susan Davis
2217
<1min

Quote #1739

"If we do not humbly accept the Word of God planted in us, which can save us...we will be hardened by it." - Alistair Begg read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4367 - July 5, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
93
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4367 - July 5, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to subscriber Glenda W. (a self-described American Cybersaltine!) for sending in today's chicken picture - a picture of her granddaughter with her ch read more..
Cybersalt News - July 5, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1193
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 5, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to subscriber Glenda W. (a self-described American Cybersaltine!) for sending in today's chicken picture - a picture of her granddaughter with her chicken she named ... read more..
Spread the News
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2049
<1min

Spread the News

Real butter fans: Too long they have been margarinalized.... read more..
Baptist Dog
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
11364
2 min read

Baptist Dog

A strong Baptist family decided to buy a home and make everything in the house Baptist. They were going to make it look and feel Baptist through and through. So when they were finished they went to a ... read more..
Appearances #3
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2093
<1min

Appearances #3

On Houston Street, a young priest saw a large sign over a hardware store: PINCUS AND O'TOOLE, and went in, to be greeted by man with a beard and yarmulke. The priest smiled, "I just wanted to come in... read more..
Second Opinion
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4935
<1min

Second Opinion

A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very worried and all strung out. She rattled off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair a... read more..
One-liner #1297
One-liners
Susan Davis
2052
<1min

One-liner #1297

When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?" and in the background, my mom yelled, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"... read more..
Quote #1738
Quotes
Susan Davis
2477
<1min

Quote #1738

"Beware of Destination Addiction - a preoccupation with the idea that happiness is in the next place, the next job, and with the next partner. Until you give up the idea that happiness is somewhere read more..
Hearing Loss
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5224
<1min

Hearing Loss

A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the k... read more..
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