Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Relax

I think I know who got into the muscle relaxants. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 14, 2016

When I first started putting One-liners on the Cybersalt Site, some people thought I was being pretty ambitious by numbering the first one "0001" so that they would continue to sort alphabetically (ye... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2319
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Monastery Choir

The local monastery is looking for a choir director: apply if you get the chants.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1001

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2927
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Soul Winning Efforts

A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul, the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of t... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1450

"The water only becomes wine when you draw some out." - Mark Chironna read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4194
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Speeding Ticket

A lady who was speeding had an officer pull her to the side of the road. She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window. Af... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3903
2 min read

Goober Doubling

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober  Mr. & Mrs. Goober have been back from their honey... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Solar Eclipse Seen From Satellite

On March 9, 2016, a solar eclipse was witnessed starting at sunrise over Sumatra and ending at sunset north of Hawaii. This is time lapse photography of that event as seen from Satellite Himawari... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
94
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4047 - March 14, 2016

Cybersalt News When I first started putting One-liners on the Cybersalt Site, some people thought I was being pretty ambitious by numbering the first one "0001" so that they would continue to sort read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
87
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4046 - March 13, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. If you are reading this after about 10:00am in a part of the world where they turn the clocks forward an hour in the spring and you haven't done so yet, the read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 13, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. If you are reading this after about 10:00am in a part of the world where they turn the clocks forward an hour in the spring and you haven't done so yet, then you are probab... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2703
3 min read

Will the Fat Lady PLEASE Sing!

We find ourselves once again in another political cycle. I call it a political cycle because everything is going around in circles. Each cycle seems to get bigger and bigger. For instance. One day a ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4174
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Get Your Sister

A salesman telephoned a household and a young boy answered. "May I speak to your mother?" the salesman asked. The boy replied, "She's not here right now." The salesman then asked, "Is there anyone ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2326
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Pleasure For A Season

"Mummy, my turtle's dead," the little boy, Andrew, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. The mother kissed him on the head, then said, "That's all right. We'll wrap read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1449

"We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining - they just shine." ~ D. L. Moody read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Good Place to Live

What's so good about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1000

"Please pray for my wife; she married an idiot." @unappreciatedpastor read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
98
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4045 - March 12, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a reminder of why we teach children to tell the truth. You can watch "Broccoli Max" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/broccol read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cow Return

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0999

I'm called the master of suspense because... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 12, 2016

There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a reminder of why we teach children to tell the truth. You can watch "Broccoli Max" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/broccoli-max Enjoy the ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Broccoli Max

Apparently, if you want to surprise a kid with a trip to the circus, there are better ways than telling him you are going to a broccoli farm.  ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1448

"The beauty is in the walking; we are betrayed by destinations." -Gwyn Thomas read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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A Dog Named Bear

Friends of ours owned a huge Great Dane named "Bear." He looked menacing but was actually quite harmless. Though Bear has gone on to doggy heaven here are two great stories they often tell. Bear's pl... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Military Service, Body Piercing

I am a 3-tour veteran of Vietnam and frown on body piercing (anywhere). As I was approaching Vietnam by air in our squadron, I looked down at the jungle and although I couldn't see anything going on,... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4044 - March 11, 2016

Cybersalt News There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site today. The first one is in the inspiration video area. It may be hard to watch, but it's a good reminder to all of us who take care of or read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 11, 2016

There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site today. The first one is in the inspiration video area. It may be hard to watch, but it's a good reminder to all of us who take care of or help seniors. Y... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Fire Kids Distraction

"Take your kids to work day"had become a distraction. read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Careless Words

While my son was on board the Navy carrier USS GEORGE WASHINGTON, the air wing was busy with training missions. After talking to a pilot, one air-traffic controller accidentally left his microphone o... read more..