Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Weight Loss
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Weight Loss

I know how to lose weight: I just chews not to.... read more..
One-liner #0998
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0998

I was in a bathroom and I saw a sign that said employees must wash hands, but after I waited for what must've been 10 minutes no one came to wash my hands so I did it myself.... read more..
Quote #1447
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1447

"We must find a way to unite what Jesus never divided - the sacred and the secular, spirit and matter, the divine and the common." -Leonard Sweet read more..
Politically Correct Light Bulb
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Politically Correct Light Bulb

"How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?" "Look, I don't know, but that's not funny." read more..
What is That?
Videos
Pastor Tim
3333
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What is That?

It's not easy caring for elderly parents and relatives, and if you are doing so this may not be the easiest video to watch. But, it is a great reminder that like little children, we only have our elde... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 10, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 10, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday saw some exciting activity out front of Cybersalt World Headquarters. Crews were continuing their work to install fiber-optic cable in the neighborhood. Hopefully... read more..
Little Hope Baptist Church
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Little Hope Baptist Church

In hindsightincluding the street in the name of the new Baptist church was a mistake. ... read more..
Punishment vs. Vengeance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Punishment vs. Vengeance

A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class. Th... read more..
One-liner #0997
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0997

Saying the same thing over and over again but expecting different results is called parenting.... read more..
Vision Trouble
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Vision Trouble

I'm having some vision trouble today: I can't see myself doing anything.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4043 - March 10, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4043 - March 10, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday saw some exciting activity out front of Cybersalt World Headquarters. Crews were continuing their work to install fiber-optic cable in the neighbo read more..
Checking Out
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Checking Out

I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just as he was telling me that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power shortage caused t... read more..
Quote #1446
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1446

"It is one thing to believe in God, but it is quite another thing to trust God." -Timothy Keller read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4042 - March 8, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4042 - March 8, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Wet Paint Warning" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/wet-paint-warning Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! read more..
Cybersalt News - March 8, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 8, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Wet Paint Warning" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/wet-paint-warning Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Wet Paint Warning
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Wet Paint Warning

In this case "Wet Paint" is not the most important warning to put around this building. ... read more..
Friendly Correction
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Friendly Correction

Correction from a friend can be a difficult blow, but will bring relief to your soul: call it a succour punch.... read more..
Freckles are Beautiful, Aging, True Beauty
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3071
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Freckles are Beautiful, Aging, True Beauty

An older woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who... read more..
One-liner #0996
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0996

I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, will, read, this, like William, Shatner.... read more..
Quote #1445
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1445

If we want to face ISIS, "our love needs to be more powerful than our sermons." - Johnnie Moore, March 1, 2016, Greater Toronto East Prayer Breakfast read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4041 - March 6, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4041 - March 6, 2016

 Cybersalt News - March 6, 2016 Sunday greetings everyone. Since resuming the Cybersalt newsletters I have not yet mentioned a new role that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have taken on together in our a read more..
Cybersalt News - March 6, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 6, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. Since resuming the Cybersalt newsletters I have not yet mentioned a new role that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have taken on together in our association of churches (www.agcofcanad... read more..
Card Dog
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4091
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Card Dog

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. "This is a very smart dog," the man commented. "He's not so sm... read more..
Trooper Delivery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Trooper Delivery

One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto the street at the end of the ramp, he noticed someone at a chicken place getting into his car. The driver ... read more..
Operation Wheelchair
Inspiration
Pastor Tim
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Operation Wheelchair

When Staff Sergeant Mark Horsley went undercover on the notorious Downtown Eastside of Vancouver, Canada he found something surprising. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4040 - March 4, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4040 - March 4, 2016

Cybersalt News When I moved from Toronto to Vancouver Island (Canada's balmiest climate) I realized that all my life I had been an Westerner trapped in an Easterner's body. Growing up I sometimes w read more..
Cybersalt News - March 4, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 4, 2016

When I moved from Toronto to Vancouver Island (Canada's balmiest climate) I realized that all my life I had been an Westerner trapped in an Easterner's body. Growing up I sometimes wondered if I could... read more..
Trains Plowing Through Snow
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Trains Plowing Through Snow

I don't know about you, but I get a warm feeling when I see trains plowing through cold snow.  ... read more..
Mute Golf
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Mute Golf

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read "I am mute. I am not able to speak. May I play through, please?" The first man a... read more..
Quote #1444
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1444

"In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy."~ William Blake read more..
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