Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Chip Apology
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Chip Apology

Sorry I ate all the chips: It was a snaccident.... read more..
Quote #1402
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1402

"Smiling has always been easier than explaining why you're sad." read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3992 - May 12, 2014
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
180
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3992 - May 12, 2014

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Towing Fail" at:www.cybersalt.org/3rdf And if your are looking for a new game to p read more..
The Motherhood Ministry Model
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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The Motherhood Ministry Model

Motherhood is a ministry model for how we should treat others in the church. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140511.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 10, 2014
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1991
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Cybersalt News - May 10, 2014

I added a really touching video to the ISN site today.  Michael Mullins is a 38-year-old diehard Boston Red Sox fan who has Down Syndrome.  He recently wowed the crowd at Fenway Park when he... read more..
Motherly Help
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Motherly Help

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to he... read more..
Quote #1401
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1401

"If you're bold enough to say you don't want your church to grow you should be the one who tells God to stop having kids." - @rev_norespect read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3991 - May 10, 2014
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3991 - May 10, 2014

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News I added a really touching video to the ISN site today.  Michael Mullins is a 38-year-old diehard Boston Red Sox fan who has Down Syndrome.  He recent read more..
Leaving Pamplona
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3153
<1min

Leaving Pamplona

"I’m leaving Pamplona, in search of no-bull pursuits." read more..
One-liner #0953
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0953

"I'm probably not going to get accepted into the optimist club." read more..
Computer Acronyms
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Computer Acronyms

For those computer literate souls out there: ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI - System Can't See It DOS - Defective Operating System BASIC - Bill'... read more..
Spring Air
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Spring Air

Spring is in air. I really have to stop trying to fix my own watch.... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 9, 2014
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 9, 2014

There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Hush Puppy" at:www.cybersalt.org/3ruu Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Hush Puppy
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Hush Puppy

What my friend means to say is, "No, we haven't seen your shoes." ... read more..
Quote #1400
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1400

"The God who created us is better than the God we've created." read more..
One-liner #0952
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0952

I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.... read more..
What is a Goober?
Policies
Pastor Tim
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What is a Goober?

What's a Goober? Often, after reading a joke on my site or in one of my humor lists, people e-mail me and ask, "Pastor Tim, what's a Goober?" To satisfy many people's curiosity, I've included a pict... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3990 - May 9, 2014
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3990 - May 9, 2014

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Hush Puppy" at:www.cybersalt.org/3ruu Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! To read more..
Goober Airlines
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Goober Airlines

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: www.cybersalt.org/3ruk Goober airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 5, 2014
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 5, 2014

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to everyone for your comments about the www.independentsportsnews.com web site that I have been helping develop these last number of months.  For those ... read more..
Addicted to Smoking
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Addicted to Smoking

MIDDLESBROUGH, England - Yvonne Stubbs has decided to give up smoking, not for health reasons, but to help cure her pet dog's 20-a-day addiction to cigarettes. Her dog Patch, a Jack Russell, immediat... read more..
Let's Play House
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Let's Play House

A little girl and a little boy were at daycare one day.The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Billy, want to play house?"He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"Sally replied, "I want you to co... read more..
Quote #1399
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1399

"The degree to which we understand the depth of our own forgiveness is the degree to which we'll forgive others." read more..
Sheep Bullets
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sheep Bullets

Sheep may safely graze: bullets may not.... read more..
One-liner #0951
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0951

I love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee.... read more..
Rejected Rejection
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Rejected Rejection

Re: Rejected Rejection Dear Ms. Ezell: Thank you for your letter of July 17. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment&nb... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3989 - May 5, 2014
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3989 - May 5, 2014

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to everyone for your comments about the www.independentsportsnews.com web site that I have been helping develop these read more..
A People Of Hope in the Midst of Suffering
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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A People Of Hope in the Midst of Suffering

In the midst of suffering, followers of Jesus can still live in hope, remembering that God has not abandoned them. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140504.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
Hawaii or Havaii
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Hawaii or Havaii

These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii,' or 'Hawaii.' So there they stood arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask a person that was walking by. So t... read more..
Christian Tingle
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Christian Tingle

Here's a wonderful satire of online Christian dating sites. ... read more..
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