Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liner #0927
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0927

"Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight." - The Swiss Army read more..
Quote #1375
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1375

"It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching."- Francis of Assisi read more..
Roman Numerals
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Roman Numerals

Fancy Roman Numerals? No sir, not on my watch!... read more..
Big Universe
Videos
Pastor Tim
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Big Universe

"God made man small and the universe big to say something about himself."- John Piper read more..
Cat Shark
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Shark

This video is simply too bizarre to adequately describe in words. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 8, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 8, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Bun Warmer" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bun-warmer Enjoy the rest of today's mailing... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3960 - August 8, 2013
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3960 - August 8, 2013

Issue #3960 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site t read more..
Bun Warmer
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bun Warmer

As soon as the meat is finished you can warm your buns. ... read more..
Talking Horse
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Talking Horse

A jogger, running down a country road, is startled as a horse yells at him, "Hey! Come over here, buddy!" The jogger is stunned, but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, "Are ... read more..
Do You Have a Life?
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2366
2 min read

Do You Have a Life?

Have you ever been embarrassed by misunderstanding something somebody said? It happened to me a few days ago. I was on a public bus. I was bored, so I was playing Tetris on my cell phone. An elderly... read more..
One-liner #0926
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0926

"You may say that I'm a dreamer: the clinical term is narcoleptic." read more..
Quote #1374
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1374

"Pray, and let God worry."- Martin Luther read more..
Origami Tutor
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Origami Tutor

I hired a private origami tutor and I must say the quality of my work has improved tenfold!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3959 - August 7, 2013
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3959 - August 7, 2013

Issue #3959 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News Yesterday was a dusty day at Cybersalt World Headquarters.  CWH is located read more..
Cybersalt News - August 7, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 7, 2013

Yesterday was a dusty day at Cybersalt World Headquarters.  CWH is located next to a really large gravel pit which is being developed for houses. At first glance I thought there was a light fog r... read more..
Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated

Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated ~ Never date anyone who is rude to the waiter/waitress. ~ Never date anyone who is rude to their mother. ~ If they have a tendency to be rude to you now, just... read more..
Quote #1373
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1373

"Do not expect always to get an emotional charge or a feeling of quiet peace when you read the Bible. By the grace of God you may expect that to be a frequent experience, but often you will get no emo read more..
One-liner #0925
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0925

"When one door closes another one opens, you should really get that cabinet fixed." read more..
Karl Marx's Tomb
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Karl Marx's Tomb

Karl Marx's tomb is a communist plot.... read more..
Goober Hunters Flying
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Goober Hunters Flying

Two Goober hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting.  They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls.  The pilot came back as arranged to pic... read more..
Refs and Hot Moms
Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Refs and Hot Moms

  This article page features a cartoon illustration of Song of Solomon for Referees read more..
Young Stag
Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Young Stag

  This article page features Song of Solomon 2:9 paraphrased with a nightmare vision read more..
No Condemnation
Backpew
Jeff Larson
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No Condemnation

  This article page features a cartoon illustration of Romans 8:1 where there is no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus read more..
Acts Herod Worms
Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Acts Herod Worms

  This article page features a bible cartoon from Acts 12:23 where evil King Herod is struck down and eaten by worms read more..
A Day at the ROM
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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2 min read

A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..
A Day at the ROM
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
0
2 min read

A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..
Jesus' Better Ministry
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Jesus' Better Ministry

Jesus' ministry as High Priest is better than that of the high priests descended from Aaron. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3958 - August 4, 2013
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3958 - August 4, 2013

Issue #3958 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. It's been an long time since I sent out a Sunday mai read more..
Cybersalt News - August 4, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 4, 2013

Sunday greetings everyone. It's been an long time since I sent out a Sunday mailing.  The Westside Bible Church web site is up to date with recordings of my messages from recent months.  I'... read more..
More Church Bulletin Humor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

More Church Bulletin Humor

*More Church Bulletin Humor* Sermon Outline:I. Delineate your fearII. Disown your fearIII. Displace your rear - Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. - If you would like to make a dona read more..
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