Monthly Archive

December 2006

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1003 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Rag Doll George

This is not a political statement!  I looked all over for another version of this and the only one I found was not suitable for this site.  So really, this is not a political statement - don't e-mail ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4329

Forbidden Words

An English professor announced to the class, "There are two words I don't allow in my class.  One is gross and the other is cool."From the back of the room a voice called out, "... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Repeat Position

A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coastguard, trying to get the yacht's location, called it on the radio. "What is your position? Repeat, what is your position?"And the repl... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Meteor Strike

This one has me rethinking my trip to the moon. After all, who wants to vacation somewhere you can get hit by a meteorite? Of course, it seems that NASA has the moon covered with their high pow read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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High Speed Camera

Just when you wanted to film a bullet going through a lightbulb, along comes a high speed camera that can do so at 10,000 frames per second. Not into shooting lightbulbs?  Then why not sho read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Refrigerator Cam

Does the light in your refrigerator go out when you close the door?  Apparently it doesn't in this one.  Once the image loads, drag with your mouse to take a panoramic view inside this kit read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2715

Moon Map

Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars!  Wait - I need a map before I get there. I guess this one will do. Check it out and don't forget to zoom right in as close as you can.& read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2855

Write on Water

Ok, there really isn't going to be much of an aplication for this other than to entertain people on vacation at Disneyland, Knottsberry Farm, Six Flags or some other amusement park, but just the read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Half Cake Diet

A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight.She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner.The next day, ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Toaster Oven

One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. "Get the owner's manual!" h... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3366

Just Say Yes

The Grace of God teaches us to say, "Yes".  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060806.mp3{/audio}... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2308

Race Rocks

A few miles up from where I live along the Straight of Juan de Fuca, you will find Race Rocks. Race Rocks is an island with a lighthouse, marine animal life, wonderful ocean views, passing cruise sh read more..

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Pastor Tim
4302

Positively Wrong

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class."In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive.  In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a n... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2615

Kitchen Help

My brother-in-law came home to an empty house one day and decided he would start dinner. First, he would make the salad. He searched high and low for the big bowl for making the salad and finally foun... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Online Kaleidoscope

Remember having a kaleidoscope as a kid? Now you can make your own online. If you are at work don't get hooked or you may end up looking for a new job! Update:  The creator of the kaleidoscope read more..

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Pastor Tim
5466

Hostage Situation

Do you know anyone in your office like this?At the data-entry company where I work, the other operators and I share a coffeepot.  One morning I took it into the ladies room to fill it with water.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Healthful Place

Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Barbados. In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver, "Say, is this really a healthful place?""It sure is," the cabby replied. "When I came here... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3973

Red, Yellow, Blue

One afternoon, this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax.  On his way to the lake, a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures for him... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Denture Feedback

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is tha... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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How To Fold a Shirt

Household chores can sure take a lot of time. Appliances like washers and dryers, stoves, ovens, and microwaves can save time, but unfortunately no one has invented a laundry folder yet. Until they ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4449

Goober Computer Virus

You have just received the Goober Computer Virus.Because we don't know how to program computers, this virus works on the honor system.  Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2329

75 Stories

Fred, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in thei... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Buy A Verdict

Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the state.The jury was out for sever... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Orchestra Note

While a famous orchestra was on tour, the conductor found this note under his hotel room door one night:"I think you should know that the fellow in your band who plays the instrument that pulls in and... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Getting To Heaven

The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to heaven.At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?""Heaven!" they all pipe... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Bear Hunting

Two men went bear hunting.  While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.  He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.When the enraged bear charged tow... read more..

Misc
Randall brown
1965

A few thoughts and thinkings

Perhaps you've seen people in the church pew next to you, and wondered why they are there. Perhaps for you its quicker to judge that person than it is to see the face of Christ in them. Walking th... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Just Say No

The Grace of God teaches us to say, "No".  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060730.mp3{/audio}... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4543

More Incorrect

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company.  They both had the same qualifications.   In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were as... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3266

Maranatha

David Jeremiah told of this one conference where a pastor was talking to the group and said "If nothing else, I want you to remember this one word; maranatha. It means 'The Lord comes'. So when you le... read more..