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Acupuncture is a jab well done.... read more..

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carr, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to... read more..

"So, how are you getting along with your gorgeous new girlfriend?" "Not so good. I asked her whether she could learn to love me." "Yeah -- and?" "She asked how much I was willing to spend on her educa read more..

A church was looking for a new minister, and the selection committee finally recommended a young man just out of the seminary. Many older church members protested that a more experienced man would hav... read more..

A local church built a new sanctuary. They moved their very fine old pipe organ from to the new sanctuary.It was an intricate task that was completed successfully. The local news heralded, "St. Paul C... read more..

Recently, when a Panel of Doctors at our local hospital was asked to vote on adding a new wing, this is what happened....The allergists voted to scratch it..The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.... read more..

Young husband: "Why can't you make bread like my mother does?"Young bride: "Why can't you make dough like my father does?"... read more..

Did you hear about the goober who thought nitrates were cheaper than day rates?... read more..

"No, Eve, I won't touch that apple," said Tom adamantly.- Richard Lederer read more..

Noah opens up the ark and let all the animals out, telling them to "Go forth and multiply!"He's closing the great doors of the ark when he notices that there are two snakes sitting in a dark corner.So... read more..

Fellow employees at the international company where I work know I'm a notary public and have me certify personal documents.One day, two Swedish men asked me to witness signatures on an automobile titl... read more..

Jack: "Hey, Bill! Check out this cute note Aunt Pat put in my present! "Bill: (Glancing at note) "I can't read this; I'm presbyopic. "Jack: "Come to my church! They let us read anything!"... read more..

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.... read more..

A sister from a local convent became a Certified Public accountant to help small shop owners manage their finances better. Her title: "Nun of Your Business."... read more..

Donations to the order were down and the convent did not have the funds to continue in their usual manner. Rather than shutting down, Mother Superior ordered an austerity program requiring recycling o... read more..

What do you call a sleep-walking nun? A Roamin' Catholic... read more..

Several Nuns were in there second floor convent one night when a fire broke out. The Nuns took their habits and tied them together to make a rope to get out of the building via the window. After th... read more..

The convent had been presented with a new car, a red Mini Metro, the pride of its breed. Sister Lucy, the only qualified driver, became the chauffeur for all and sundry. Every Saturday she would drive... read more..

The convent had been presented with a new car, a red Mini Metro, the pride of its breed. Sister Lourdes, the only qualified driver, became the chauffer for all and sundry. Every Saturday she would d... read more..

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One after... read more..

Sign in a nut shop: "No credit cards here. Strictly cashew and carry."... read more..

There are more churches in Las Vegas than Casinos. During Sunday services at the Offertory, some worshipers contribute Casino Chips as opposed to cash. Some are sharing their winnings - some are hopi... read more..

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.... read more..

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."... read more..

At the Olympics a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole."Are you a pole vaulter?""No, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"... read more..

A friend of mine bought a new car that sported an on-board computer. One Sunday morning when he got into the car to drive to church, the digital display lit up. Glancing at the readout, he chuckled at... read more..

The difference between one yard and two yards is usually a fence.... read more..

Don't panic but I'm in hospital. I have poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion it, turned out it was a daffodil bulb.Doctor says I'll be out in the spring!... read more..

See on a sign at an Optometrist's Office:"If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."... read more..

One day an ape escaped from the Bronx Zoo. They searched for him everywhere, in every borough. They announced his disappearance on the radio and television as well as the newspapers. But, no one re... read more..