Monthly Archive

July 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1928 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2801

Shower or Tub

New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel clerk asked me if I wanted a room with a shower or a tub. I asked what the difference was.He replied, "Well sir, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2893

Bag of Chickens

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagoober Two goobers meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labe... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14631

Spay or Neuter

The Vet at this hospital is finding it hard to make friends. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2865

Worker Ants

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"One c... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5894

Coffin Yard

Hardly used - make an offer. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
8542

Open Sorry

We've all eaten in restaurants that should have had this sign. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11086

Cheese Guitar

New From Kraft - Guitar Munchables. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2710

Razor Request

Ronnie goes down to the barber shop. He gets his hair cut and then he is getting a shave. After being nicked by the barber several times Ronnie says, "Hey buddy, have you got an extra razor?"The barbe... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2901

Chess Playing Dog

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while."I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest d... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
924

Following Victory, Keep Seeking and Working Hard Work

When God gives you a victory in your life, keep seeking and working for Him. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110710.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110710.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3165

Negotiated Rules of Golf Between AARP and USGA

The AARP has negotiated with the USGA to modify the following rules of golf for seniors.Rule 1.a.5 A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8006

Cell Phone Shaver

Now you can phone, shave, and drive at the same time (except where prohibited by law). ... read more..

Cartoons
Pastor Tim
6094

Life Savers Cheap Cellphone

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

General News
Pastor Tim
4099

The Cybersalt Award

The Cybersalt Award is presented to web sites that make a positive influence on the internet for Jesus Christ. Jesus teaches his followers to be the salt of the earth. Cybersalt award recipients, thr... read more..

Working On Your Site
Pastor Tim
1798

How do I upload to and/or put pictures in my Joomla articles?

This tutorial shows you how to upload pictures and how to insert pictures into Joomla articles. On all of our Joomla sites we use JCE Editor because of it's user friendliness, advanced feature option... read more..

Working On Your Site
Pastor Tim
1859

Where do I put SEO (Search Engine Optimization) info in Joomla?

Here's a video tutorial that will show you where to put your SEO (Search Engine Optimization) info in Joomla. ... read more..

Working On Your Site
Pastor Tim
1753

How do I log into the administration area of my Joomla site?

Here's a video tutorial that will show you how to log in to the Joomla administration area of your web site. It also features a brief look at navigating the admin area too. ... read more..

Working On Your Site
Pastor Tim
1326

On my website on every post it says "written by [my name]". How can I stop it?

If you want to stop the "writen by . . . ." credit on your whole site, simply go the article manager in Joomla and in the top right corner of Joomla you will see a "parameters" button. Click on t... read more..

Working On Your Site
Pastor Tim
1482

If I put my email address on one of my webpages, does this make me a target for spammers?

Anytime you put your e-mail address on a web site, you make it available for anyone to visually read it with the naked eye. Of course, that's why you would put it on a web page in the first place! ... read more..

Working On Your Site
Pastor Tim
1564

How can I see what module positions are available on my Joomla Template?

There are a number of situations where one wants to see where the module postions are on their Joomla! site.  Here's a quick tip on how to do that. In your browser's address bar, enter the URL of y... read more..

Working On Your Site
Pastor Tim
1511

How do I log in to the backend administration area of Joomla?

Here's a video tutorial that will show you how to log in to the Joomla administration area of your web site. It also features a brief look at navigating the admin area too. ... read more..

Help Us Build Your Site
Pastor Tim
2569

Help! I'm having trouble using the Rockettheme.com site you sent me to to pick a Joomla! template.

We really like the Joomla templates that Rockettheme.com makes, so much so that we buy a yearly membership to their template club and use them in 99% of my projects. If Cybersalt is working on deve... read more..

Help Us Build Your Site
Pastor Tim
1610

Do you have sample templates I can look at for my site?

Yes! We use templates from RocketTheme for the Joomla sites we build for our clients (we have a membership that lets us do so).  Use the following link to go to their site and check them out and se... read more..

Help Us Build Your Site
Pastor Tim
1674

How can I help you get my site found in search engines?

An excellent question!  When Cybersalt is building a site for you we know how to build it, but there are some things that can only come from you to assist us in setting up a page that is ready for s... read more..

Policies
Pastor Tim
2350

What is Cybersalt's Mission?

The mission of Cybersalt is to be Cyber-Salt in the Cyber-World, just as Jesus explained that God's children are to be the salt of the earth.... read more..

Virtuemart
Pastor Tim
1908

Where do I put my paypal info in Virtuemart?

Log in to the back end of your Joomla! site, and then go to the VirtueMart control panel: components>virtuemart>list payment methods Select the "PayPal" method and then ensure that check box n... read more..

Virtuemart
Pastor Tim
3708

How do I assign products to appear in the VirtueMart featured products module?

Go to your product you want to be FEATURED and under the PRODUCT STATUS tab enable the ON SPECIAL checkmark. Your guess as to why it doesn't just say "featured" is as good as my guess.... read more..

Virtuemart
Pastor Tim
3664

How do I get a Canada Post merchant ID?

To use Canada Post's Sell OnlineTM Shipping Module in Virtuemart you will need a Canada Post Merchant ID.  Here are the steps to obtain one. First, sign up with Canada Post for a VentureOne Preferred... read more..

Advertising
Pastor Tim
1810

Why do you have bad Google Ads on Cybersalt Sites?

We try very hard to ensure that the Google ads that appear on the Cybersalt sites are family safe, but sometimes one sneaks through the cracks. There is, however, something that both we and you can do... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2723

Play-Off Tickets

A man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the ... read more..