Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3444 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

23 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1998

One-liner #0702

A bumper sticker seen on a stealth bomber: "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THEN WE WASTED 50 BILLION BUCKS."... read more..

23 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1883

A surgeon goes to return some books borrowed from the library. The librarian quips after checking the books, "Sir your books are always returned with the last page missing in every book." The surgeon... read more..

23 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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NASA Funding Solution

Nasa may have found a way to keep the space shuttle program going. ... read more..

23 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

16119

Superman Squirrel

Oh! That's how they jump from branch to branch. ... read more..

23 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

17404

Cyclops Cindi

Cindi - with an "I" ... read more..

22 Aug

Games

Pastor Tim

15930

Grid Game

At first this game looks like it you can only try to find the longest combo by randomly clicking a starting piece, but there is so much more that you can do! For instance, see if you can get all the p... read more..

22 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6438

Cubicle King

George was the king of his cubicle. ... read more..

22 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Motorcycle Landing

Butch's jump off the ramp was excellent! ... read more..

22 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 22, 2011

There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. He has become all thumbs with his new cell phone. You can read "Finding a Cure for Textaholics" at:www.cybersalt.or... read more..

21 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Busy Mom

My busy mother sometimes accidentally left pots and pans on the stove with the burners on, so she resorted to posting this reminder on the kitchen door: "STOVE?" My sister, back from college, noticed... read more..

21 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1517

Quote #1155

"If you believe what you like in the gospels, and reject what you don't like, it is not the gospel you believe, but yourself."- Augustine read more..

21 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2166

Under the Bed

Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises. Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye. It was a card, on which wa... read more..

21 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0701

"When I was born I was so lazy, my parents had to feed me and dress me and carry me around with them all day." read more..

21 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2080

Low 80's Golf

"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club. "Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive." "Not really," said the little old man. "Any ho read more..

21 Aug

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

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When We Haven't Changed

Don't be discouraged when you see ways that you haven't changed - even after many years of following Jesus. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110821.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/s... read more..

21 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 21, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with last weekend's message and service. You will find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/courageous-judgemen... read more..

20 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1574

Quote #1154

"Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest." read more..

20 Aug

God's Penman

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4 min read

Finding a Cure for Textaholics

Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly upgraded our lives with cell phones. Up to this time, I just assumed the cell phone was what a prisoner used.. My wife and I drug our ... read more..

20 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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The Long Neck Of The Law

The Long Neck Of The Law ... read more..

20 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9408

Grizzly Golf

It serves them right after shooting all those birdies and eagles. Thanks to Charles Lindsay for permission to use this photo from his book "Lost Balls" available at www.lostballs.net . ... read more..

20 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Leaving the Farm

A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash." The granddaughter, about to... read more..

20 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Division of Labor

The couple had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage. The husband was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation. "It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wife makes al... read more..

20 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1898

One-liner #0700

"A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory." read more..

20 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2096

Rough Childhood

"My childhood was rough. Once for my birthday my old man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away." - Rodney Dangerfield read more..

20 Aug

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Reebok Running Shoe Car

If the shoe fits, drive it. ... read more..

20 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 20, 2011

My apologies to those of you who received doubles of today's Cybersalt Digest. Some of the initial mails that went out still had yesterday's news instead of today's news. Today's featured page,... read more..

Australian Military Helicopter Simulation

19 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Australian Military Helicopter Simulation

This is supposedly a true story from a recent Defence Science Lectures Series, as related by the head of the Australian DSTO's Land Operations/Simulation division. They had been working on some reall... read more..

19 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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To Pick Up or Not to Pick up?

Sooooo . . . I shouldn't pick up hitchhikers because they might be escaping inmates or I should pick up hitchhikers because they might be escaping inmates? ... read more..