Monthly Archive

2011

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Help Us Build Your Site
Pastor Tim
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Do you have sample templates I can look at for my site?

Yes! We use templates from RocketTheme for the Joomla sites we build for our clients (we have a membership that lets us do so).  Use the following link to go to their site and check them out and se... read more..

Help Us Build Your Site
Pastor Tim
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How can I help you get my site found in search engines?

An excellent question!  When Cybersalt is building a site for you we know how to build it, but there are some things that can only come from you to assist us in setting up a page that is ready for s... read more..

Virtuemart
Pastor Tim
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Where do I put my paypal info in Virtuemart?

Log in to the back end of your Joomla! site, and then go to the VirtueMart control panel: components>virtuemart>list payment methods Select the "PayPal" method and then ensure that check box n... read more..

Virtuemart
Pastor Tim
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How do I assign products to appear in the VirtueMart featured products module?

Go to your product you want to be FEATURED and under the PRODUCT STATUS tab enable the ON SPECIAL checkmark. Your guess as to why it doesn't just say "featured" is as good as my guess.... read more..

Virtuemart
Pastor Tim
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How do I get a Canada Post merchant ID?

To use Canada Post's Sell OnlineTM Shipping Module in Virtuemart you will need a Canada Post Merchant ID.  Here are the steps to obtain one. First, sign up with Canada Post for a VentureOne Preferred... read more..

Advertising
Pastor Tim
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Why do you have bad Google Ads on Cybersalt Sites?

We try very hard to ensure that the Google ads that appear on the Cybersalt sites are family safe, but sometimes one sneaks through the cracks. There is, however, something that both we and you can do... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Play-Off Tickets

A man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3685 - July 8, 2011

Cybersalt News Now that summer is here (sorry southern hemisphere) remember to take this company's advice and drive safely (that works in winter too, BTW!): http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/no read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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No Hurry

Finally! A company that's not in a hurry for your business.   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Morning People

I was sound asleep when the telephone jarred me awake."Hi!" exclaimed my peppy mother-in-law. She proceeded to rattle on about the busy day she had ahead and all the things that awaited her the rest o... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3684 - July 7, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, chicken Thursday! Can you hear that screaming? If you can, it's probably list member Liberte H. who is almost out of his tree waiting to find out what Chicken Thursday is. Unf read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Living History Museum

Marv took his family to visit a living history museum, which included seeing houses and stores that were more than one hundred years old.After they entered an old one-room schoolhouse Marv pointed to ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3683 - July 6, 2011

Cybersalt News We've all heard of the headless horseman. Here is a picture of the headless horse man! http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/horse-tree Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is to read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Horse Tree

Father, I cannot tell a lie. I rode into the cherry tree. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Clumsy Ad Copy

- No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.- For sale: an antique desk suitabl read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3682 - July 5, 2011

Cybersalt News The digest is back after a great long-weekend with friends visiting from Chile. More on that in the near future. In the meantime, if the movie "Sound of Music" had some marine life in read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Walrus Call

And now, let us pause to listen to the mating call of the endangered mountain walrus. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Husband Chair Feedback

A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two "husband chairs" in a ladies' clothing store.After 30 minutes and five outfits, the fellow's wife came out of the change room again.He looked at he... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Pastor "Do Itism"

Dan Thompson reports on his and Liz's ministry in Chile while also teaching from Ephesians 4.  Afterwards, Westside participates in communion. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110703.mp3... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Advertising Gone Bad

Advertising Has Gone Too Far! Well, yes lots of the time it has. The image originally on this page is no longer here because it turned out to be copyrighted. I could have just deleted this page but... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3681 - June 30, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, chicken Thursday - and I am happy to report something has fallen into place so I will soon be explaining chicken Thursday! Do you worry your kids will dent or scratch your c read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Car Promise

Dad, I promise I won't scratch the car again! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Great Exercise Program

Here's the exercise program I'm using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.AS ALWAYS, ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3680 - June 29, 2011

Cybersalt News Many of us have wanted to be a cool cat, but that can come at a price! http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-cool Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaug read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Marriage Marathon

With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the s... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3679 - June 28, 2011

Cybersalt News Finding a hidden entrance is the first step in getting to the secret exit. http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/hidden-entrance Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Hidden Entrance

After you are in, please follow the signs to the secret exit. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Card Reader Instructions

Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank still don't know how to swipe their card through the ATM card reader. Because of this, my fellow tellers and I often find ourselves having to exp... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3678 - June 27, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Sometimes trucks need tow trucks and other times tow trucks need tow trucks. http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/tow-truck-dunk En read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Make Times of Peace Times of Purpose

King Asa is an example of how we should make times of peace times of purpose. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110626.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110626.mp3{/audio} ... read more..