Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Motherhood is an Important Part of God's Plan
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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Motherhood is an Important Part of God's Plan

Please click this link to see a heartwarming Mother's Day tribute song, written and performed by a Stanford University Biology student. This video was presented to the congregation at the beginning of... read more..
Static Family Picture
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Static Family Picture

The Andrews Photo Center had a static electricity problem in the posing room. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3639 - May 4, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3639 - May 4, 2011

Cybersalt News The big news today is that the Cybersalt Digest is going to be on hiatus (as in vacation and not hernia) for 2 weeks. Mrs. Cybersalt and I are taking an extended holiday without the ki read more..
Shoe Follow
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4604
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Shoe Follow

Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one woman's foot, the end of my tie got caught beneath her heel.Unaware of my predicament, she stood up and started towa... read more..
Overloaded Truck
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Overloaded Truck

Don't laugh. NASA started somewhere too. ... read more..
The Holy Spirit is Not Just for Excitement
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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The Holy Spirit is Not Just for Excitement

Having the Holy Spirit in your life is not just for doing powerful and exciting things. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110501.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110501.mp3"> ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3638 - May 1, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
129
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3638 - May 1, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with my Easter Sunday message from last week. You can listen to "Washed Rabbits" at: http://www.westsidef read more..
Science Quotes from Kids - Part 2
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4350
2 min read

Science Quotes from Kids - Part 2

~ H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.~ To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.~ Water is composed of... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3637 - April 30, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3637 - April 30, 2011

Cybersalt News Here is a sign that would be very cruel for the Scarecrow: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/no-brain-sign Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Scien read more..
Science Quotes from Kids - Part 1
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3839
2 min read

Science Quotes from Kids - Part 1

~ One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.~ You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, y... read more..
No Brain Sign
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10309
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No Brain Sign

Unfortunately IBM had to phase out this sign as computers got smaller and smaller - leading to an increase in calls to tech support lines. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3636 - April 29, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3636 - April 29, 2011

Cybersalt News Cybersalt congratulates Prince William and Kate on their big day. We hope your service goes/went better than this couple's did: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/wedding-tracto read more..
Wedding Tractor
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Wedding Tractor

And that's why we sued the limo company. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3635 - April 28, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
123
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3635 - April 28, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Oh look, chicken Thursday. (I haven't forgotten my promise to explain that this year!) Just say "NO" to catnip: http://www.cybersalt.or read more..
Men's Thesaurus
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Men's Thesaurus

"IT'S A GUY THING"Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.""CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"Translated: "Why isn't it already on read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3634 - April 27, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3634 - April 27, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Congratulations to my dad, Larry Davis, who is enjoying the first day of his retirement today. Dad has worked hard all his life after read more..
Congratulations Dad!
Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
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Congratulations Dad!

Congratulations to my dad, Larry Davis, who is enjoying the first day of his retirement today. Dad has worked hard all his life after leaving school in grade 9 to help support his family following the... read more..
Kids and Cliches
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4381
2 min read

Kids and Cliches

I teach fourth grade in Ventura County, California. As a fun assignment, I gave the students the beginning of a list of famous sayings and asked them to provide original endings for each one. Here are... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3633 - April 26, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3633 - April 26, 2011

Cybersalt News Most people think flying is for the birds - but not Airbus! http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/time-to-fly-south Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh - "C read more..
Time To Fly South
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Time To Fly South

Migration time has Airbus trying to open new niche markets. ... read more..
College Applicant
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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College Applicant

Parents can be very upset when their children don't get into the college of their choice.As an admissions counselor for a state university, I took a call from an irate mother who was demanding to know... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3632 - April 25, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3632 - April 25, 2011

Cybersalt News Your daughter's new boyfriend is waiting to meet you down by the lake: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/handlebar-moustache-boyfriend Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is read more..
Handlebar Moustache Boyfriend
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Handlebar Moustache Boyfriend

Your daughter's new boyfriend is waiting to meet you down at the lake. read more..
Washed Rabbits
Christmas
Pastor Tim
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Washed Rabbits

Living for Jesus on our own terms in a way that is good enough for us is a cover up that will never fool God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110424.mp3{/audio}... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3631 - April 24, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3631 - April 24, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Easter Sunday greetings! If you are looking for an Easter Sunday message, here are a few past ones uploaded to the Westside Bible Churc read more..
Ecumenical Small Talk
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Ecumenical Small Talk

My Protestant clergy friend was speaking with a Catholic priest and wanted to make a solid friendship.He spoke of many things and felt it was going well, but when he asked if the priest's dad had been... read more..
Side Effects of a Life in Comedy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Side Effects of a Life in Comedy

Side Effects of a Life in Comedy* Recurring nightmare: as your "Harpo Meets Teller" routine is bombing, you realize you're doing a radio show.* Your social status is one small notch above mimes and ro... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3630 - April 23, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3630 - April 23, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Some hobbies go together and others don't. Bert's two hobbies were not a good fit for his team. http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-picture read more..
Good Morning Easter Vigil 4-23-11
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
6071
3 min read

Good Morning Easter Vigil 4-23-11

We come to the end of our Lenten Journey Inspiration and Preparation Can we rescue at least part of this day to prepare the altars of our hearts as well as the chancels of our churches? As we make l... read more..
Garden Bowling
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Garden Bowling

Bert's other hobby was getting on his bowling team's nerves. read more..
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