Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Dextrocardia Question
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Dextrocardia Question

I went to a medical clinic for an electrocardiogram. While the technician was lining up her machine, I told her I have dextrocardia."What's that?" she asked."It means my heart is on the right side of ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3629 - April 22, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3629 - April 22, 2011

Cybersalt News As has been the tradition since the beginning of Cybersalt's first newsletter, Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh List 12 and half years ago, our regular mailings pause today in observance of Go read more..
Good Morning - Good Friday 2011 Message
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning - Good Friday 2011 Message

I Thirst Is it possible that He who claimed to be living water...  Is it possible that He who said, "Come unto Me and drink..." Is it possible that He who told the Samaritan woman that He had wa... read more..
Good Friday 2011
Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Good Friday 2011

As has been the tradition since the beginning of Cybersalt's first newsletter, Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh List 12 and half years ago, our regular mailings pause today in observance of Good Friday - the d... read more..
Mobile Computer
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mobile Computer

Bob was a one man, marching, MP3 band. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3628 - April 21, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
131
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3628 - April 21, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Some of you may be wondering what my parents look like. Wonder no more! http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/pastor-tims-parents Enjoy the rest of today's read more..
A Few Fishing Definitions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

A Few Fishing Definitions

HOOK - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish.  (2) A clever advertisement used to lure a fisherman to spend his life's savings on fishing supplies.  (3) The punch administered by said fisherm... read more..
Pastor Tim's Parents
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Pastor Tim's Parents

Tim's parents didn't know where they had gone wrong to cause their son to turn out to be a . . . . pastor. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3627 - April 20, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3627 - April 20, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Today's news is pretty eclectic so let's get right to it. Happy 19th birthday Esther Bunny! In 365 days Mrs. Cybersalt and I won't read more..
Mellow Yellow Bird
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mellow Yellow Bird

Pat pigeon's episodes of feeling mellow were brief, but very frequent. ... read more..
Important Political Decisions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Important Political Decisions

As a recent high-school graduate, I traveled to our state capitol and got to visit the house floor.I stood there, thinking how difficult it must be for the people in that room to wrestle with importan... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3626 - April 19, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3626 - April 19, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News It is rumored that I was late for church on Sunday: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/late-for-church Enjoy the rest of today's d read more..
Late for Church
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Late for Church

Pastor Tim was late for church again.   ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3625 - April 18, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3625 - April 18, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News The newest page on the Cybersalt Site today is an ad for a very interesting job opportunity. You can view "Help Wanted - Odd Hours" at read more..
Beautiful Name Tag
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Beautiful Name Tag

Our favorite restaurant has a waitress whose name-tag reads "Beautiful." "Is that really your name?" I asked her. "No" she admitted. "But if people are going to holler at me all day, I can at least ... read more..
Cries at the Parade
Easter
Pastor Tim
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Cries at the Parade

Open your ears and hear the cries of "Save us!" from the people around you, lost in sin. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110417.mp3{/audio}  ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3624 - April 17, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3624 - April 17, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with my message from last Sunday. If you've been following Jesus for years but have still not taken resp read more..
Help Wanted, Odd Hours
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Help Wanted, Odd Hours

Help Wanted - Odd Hours   ... read more..
Vow Changes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Vow Changes

Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library. "You know," said Melba, "today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don't use the word 'obey' anymore... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3623 - April 16, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3623 - April 16, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News When you race a car you might not always win, but when you drive this car you are always a wiener! http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictu read more..
Car Wiener
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Car Wiener

Everywhere Mel races his car it's a wiener! ... read more..
Tub Baptism
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Tub Baptism

A friend of mine took her four-year-old daughter to a baptismal service at her church. Later that night, her daughter took all of her dolls into the bathtub with her and held her own "baptism."As she ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3622 - April 15, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
139
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3622 - April 15, 2011

Cybersalt News It's not easy to be a principal because it's not easy to be a "Computer Science Teacher": http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/computer-science-teacher Enjoy the rest of today's dig read more..
Simplified US Tax Forms
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Simplified US Tax Forms

Here's the simplified tax form you are looking for. Click here for the Canadian version.... read more..
Simplified Canadian Tax Form
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Simplified Canadian Tax Form

Here is the new simplified Canadian tax form. Click here for the American version.... read more..
Computer Science Teacher
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Science Teacher

Principal Smith suddenly realized it was time to get a new computer sciences teacher. ... read more..
Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 3
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 3

11.  Subject: Children's Logic:  Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3621 - April 14, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3621 - April 14, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Why does an evil and wicked generation demand a sign? Just ask "Four Mile Baptist Church": http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/four-mile-baptist Enjoy th read more..
Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 2
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 2

6.  A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.  They were ready to discuss the last one.  The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.  Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and ... read more..
Four Mile Baptist
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Four Mile Baptist

In order to settle an argument between the church naming committee and the community relations board the elders of the church decided it would be best to rename the church "Three Mile Baptist" and ... read more..
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