Monthly Archive

December 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 295 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3923 - December 17, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3923 - December 17, 2012

Issue #3923 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News We interrupt this Christmas season for a word about the end of the world, Mayan style! As you undoubtedly have heard by now, the read more..
Quote #1349
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1349

"A great many of those who 'debunk' traditional values have in the background values of their own which they believe to be immune from the debunking process."- C.S. Lewis read more..
Jedi Master
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Jedi Master

Would you respect a Jedi master blinded by a stick? Not a single eye Yoda!... read more..
One-liner #0901
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0901

Had the Mayans been any good at predicting the end of the world they would have seen the Spanish coming.... read more..
Know Your States
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Know Your States

The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could... read more..
Mayan Weather Forecast
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mayan Weather Forecast

Here is this week's long range Mayan weather forecast. ... read more..
Joy - Live It!
Christmas
Pastor Tim
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Joy - Live It!

Joy is something to be lived - not something only to be felt. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121216.mp3{/audio}... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3922 - December 16, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
91
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3922 - December 16, 2012

Issue #3922 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everybody. Here's what's new on the Cybersalt site today. My Christmas message from last week is uploaded read more..
Cybersalt News - December 16, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 16, 2012

Sunday greetings everybody. Here's what's new on the Cybersalt site today. My Christmas message from last week is uploaded to the Westside Bible Church website.  You can listen to "Peace - ... read more..
The Wedding Dress
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Wedding Dress

Betty was soon to be married. More than anything, she wanted to wear the wedding dress her mother was married in. Betty's mother was beaming with pride as she gave her consent. Later in the evening,... read more..
So, This Is How The World Ends
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

So, This Is How The World Ends

Since the election, there has been a lot of jibber-jabber by the kings and queens of jibber-jabber about some financial cliff we are facing. I have no idea what they are talking about, and I have a s... read more..
Christmas Carols of Love Quartet
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Carols of Love Quartet

Here's a quartet of boys singing way beyond their years.  Enjoy this performance of "Christmas Carols of Love."  ... read more..
Merry Christmas Back To You, Nina Grewal
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
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Merry Christmas Back To You, Nina Grewal

This video from Canada's Parliament reminded me of how true politeness can refresh one's spirit.  It's far from the empty abyss of measured small talk we many times offer up when meeting people w... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 15, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 15, 2012

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "For Lease Graffiti" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/for-lease-graffiti Enjoy the rest of today's mailin... read more..
Motivating Others
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Motivating Others

John, a neighbor of mine, was annoyed because he had to search for his newspaper each morning after the paperboy tossed it. Often he would find it, covered with dirt, under the car in the gravel drive... read more..
Quote #1348
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1348

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."- Sir Winston Churchill read more..
Prince Pudding
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Prince Pudding

Never offer Jello to Prince William: you might be accused of pudding on heirs.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3921 - December 15, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3921 - December 15, 2012

Issue #3921 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "For Lease Graffiti" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny read more..
One-liner #0900
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0900

I’m just glad it’s illegal to eat healthy during December. ... read more..
Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords

1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared." 2. "This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door." 3. "I am writing on behalf of my si read more..
For Lease Graffiti
Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
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For Lease Graffiti

Graffiti and puns - the worst combination! ... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 14, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 14, 2012

There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today.  It's actually a picture I took of something I found at a mall yesterday.  You'll find "Bacon Canes" at:www.cybersalt.org/... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3920 - December 14, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3920 - December 14, 2012

Issue #3920 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today.  It's actually a picture I took of something I found at read more..
Quote #1347
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1347

“There is a big difference between what we have the right to do and what is right to do.”... read more..
Alphabet End
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Alphabet End

I can never make it to the end of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.... read more..
One-liner #0899
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0899

"Tchaikovsky is probably my favorite composer that’s also a sneeze. " read more..
More Insurance Claims
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

More Insurance Claims

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet.  I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and s read more..
Bacon Canes
Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bacon Canes

This is why the terrorists hate us. ... read more..
Geese For Sale?
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
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Geese For Sale?

While my wife was out running some errands today, a guy phoned our house about the geese we have for sale. I told him we didn't have any geese for sale. He told me the number he had dialed.  I t... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 13, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 13, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Did you miss yesterday being 12-12-12? If you did, cheer up because two years from now will be 12-13-14.  After that you'll have to find some other purpose to live. O... read more..
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