Monthly Archive

"Every evening I turn my worries over to God.  He's going to be up all night anyway."- Mary C. Crowley  read more..

Yesterday was groundhog day.  I bet they don't really appreciate being woken up and all the handling and attention they get.  Here's on that isn't going to take any more for sure:www.cybersa... read more..

This was not the souvenir Harold was thinking of bringing back from the zoo. ... read more..

Locals loved the ambiance of the Venice Market. ... read more..

It soon became clear that Smallville's new fire chief lied about having a "type-a" personality. ... read more..

Who needs a mirror? ... read more..

Kenny couldn't get away with anything with his mom around. ... read more..

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?" he asks. "What's he look like?" asks one shoddy-looking cowboy. "Well", replies the Sheriff, "h... read more..

Two elderly gentlemen met up on the way to the funeral of one of their longtime buddies. The deceased was thought to have accumulated much wealth. On the way to the cemetery, one old fellow asked the... read more..

"A hypocrite is someone who complains that there is too much sex and violence on his DVD." read more..

A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher. The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.... read more..

On the plus side, nobody can steal it! ... read more..

In case you were wondering how things are going on the Maker's Diet, it really depends. If you are a stickler, things are going medium-not-too-bad. If you are a free spirit, things are going great! Be... read more..

Happy February everyone.  I've got good news for you!  Many of you were so good in January that you've been given an extra day this month.  The rest of us are going to tag along fo... read more..

*North Americans* We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off. We demand speed laws that wil read more..

"I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific." read more..

"Before they made him they broke the mold." read more..

*How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?* Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-ou read more..

"For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction - plus a social media overreaction." read more..

A big thank-you to everyone who have missed my mailings the last 10 days or so.  I've been totally swamped with things at  church.  It always gets super busy when it's time to prepare f... read more..

I agree with the title of this video - except where one person is being dumb. (I'll leave it up to you to guess which one.)  Otherwise, yes these people are awesome! ... read more..

I am rather old-fashioned in some areas of my life, which I do not intend to upgrade to current standards. I do not believe in changing something unless it really needs to be changed. A crazy phobia i... read more..

Why does a tiger have stripes? So he won't be spotted.... read more..

After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another. The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great for us! We gained 4 new families." The Bap... read more..

"LISTEN: When you rearrange the letters you get: SILENT" read more..

A bachelor kept a cat for companionship, and loved his cat more than life itself. He was planning a trip to England and entrusted the cat to his brother's care. As soon as he arrived in England he ca... read more..

When you are experiencing doubts and fear about the purpose of your life, remember God's salvation promise. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120129.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast... read more..

Here is something I have been thinking of mentioning for a while but wasn't sure if it was tacky or not. Today I've decided: it's my blog! Who cares if it's tacky! I am gonna tell all of y'all how to read more..

Piñata Store: "You buy it, you break it."... read more..