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2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3112 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1303

Seeker or Sought?

I really enjoyed the sermon I heard this morning and thought I would share some thoughts from it. For the second week in a row, the text was about Jesus calling his first disciples - last week was Jo read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
967

Working To Stay Free

After receiving the gift of salvation and being set free by God, we need to work to stay free. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120122.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120122.m... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1284

Cybersalt News - January 22, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone! The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with 4 weeks worth or service and message recordings.  You'll find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/multimedia-podcas... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4829

Paid For

My wife and I, both graduate students, recently celebrated the arrival of our first child. At my wife's insistence, we had paid our entire medical bill and were now worried about meeting other payment... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1943

Mistakes

If an engineer makes a mistake,It is a new venture! If a scientist makes a mistake,It is a new invention! If an explorer makes a mistake,It's a new discovery! If a driver makes a mistake,It is an read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3576

Do Not Talk To My Parrot

Mrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: "I'll leave t... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1563

One-liner #0818

" I was going to go to the Outdoor Wilderness Survival Show, but not in this weather!" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1304

Quote #1267

"For some, it is easier emotionally to stop believing in God than to accept the existence of whatever evil has raped their life."- Pastor Tim Davis read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1272

Cybersalt News - January 21, 2012

OK, so Google didn't buy the Cybersalt site.  They did give me some lovely consolation gifts for attending the seminar though and in the next while I've got a Google t-shirt coming my way. There... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3720

Country Puddle

A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. "Think it's safe to... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
9052

Frozen Bank Accounts

You know your accounts have probably been frozen when . . . ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2166

Quote #1266

"The bonds of matrimony are a good investment when the interest is kept up." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1630

One-liner #0817

My wife complains that I over-analyze everything but these graphs & charts show that I don't.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2053

Hurts and Blessings

Thanks to my online colleague, Pastor Kevin Martineau, for sharing this story on his excellent blog at www.kevinmartineau.ca  Check out is page, he as lots of great stuff. -----------------... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3156

Duck vs. Elephant

Duck vs Elephant: You can't get down off an elephant.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1588

One-liner #0816

Karl Marx Was Wrong: "Angry Birds" is the opiate of the masses.... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1455

Three Things Thursday [Vol.3]

This week's theme is: things to enjoy on their own terms!Being on this diet has brought Matt and I to try to replicate some of the things we love but aren't allowed to eat right now. We have been ver read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1300

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I want to thank all of you who helped send feedback over the last couple of days while I tried a new server set-up.  You helped me to see that it was the greatest thin... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9082

Computer Case BBQ

You know your computer is overheating when . . . ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
9929

Car Theft Rates Frozen

Every winter, car theft rates drop in Newfoundland. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1669

Quote #1265

"The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."- William James read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1864

Lost Cell Phone

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. "Don't worry," she said, "I... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1762

Stealing, Cell Phones

Police in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, sick and tired of cell phone thefts, have launched a new weapon against the culprits. As soon as thefts are reported, stolen phones are sent a Short Message Syst... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3108

Things Not To Say To On Date

Things Not To Say To On Date * I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. * I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. *... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1250

Meal Plan - Phase 2

I have not been following the meal plan I wrote out nearly as consistently in phase 1, but I am taking that as a good sign that I've become more comfortable with the "rules" (for lack of a better ter read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2626

Sausage Sale

Sausage sales bring out the wurst in people.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1515

One-liner #0815

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds likes "orange."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2655

Cogito Ergo Spud

Cogito Ergo Spud: I think therefore I yam.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1661

Debt, Repayment, Reputation

It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, "You owe me quite a bit on your tab." "Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1252

Cybersalt News - January 17, 2012

There is a light dusting of snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters these last few days.  That hasn't happened since last February, so Mrs. Cybersalt and I aren't complaining. Since last Friday, I ... read more..