Monthly Archive

January 2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 180 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Signs
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Time To Change Bakeries

It's a sign you should change bakeries. ... read more..

Clean Puns
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Class Drop

I dropped out of communism class: lousy Marx.... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1423

"Secularism, materialism, and the intrusive presence of things have put out the light in our souls and turned us into a generation of zombies." - A.W. Tozer read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0975

The only way I'm going to drop ten pounds is if I go shopping in England.... read more..

Illustrations
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God's Power

A boy was helping his mother bring the clothes in off the line as a storm threatened. As they brought in the last armload and closed the door, the boy waved his hand at the heavens and said, "Okay Go... read more..

Clean Jokes
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20 Like You

A factory owner said to a store owner, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your patronage. I wish I had twenty customers like you." "Wow, it's nice to hear that, but I'm kind of surprised," admitted Smith. "Y... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Tatoo Regert

Oh, I think you have at least one. ... read more..

Illustrations
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Motivation

The cowboy walked into the tack shop. "How much for a pair of spurs?" he asked the sales clerk. "Forty dollars." The cowboy looked in his wallet, thought for a moment, then pulled out a twenty. "I'l... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Johnny's F

Little Johnny stared at his test paper. The big read "F" stared back at him. Freddie looked at his glum friend and asked, "Why did you get such a low grade on that test?" "Because of an absence," J... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1422

"For every mile of road there's two miles of ditch." read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0974

If ceiling fans could hold your weight, you'd never be bored again.... read more..

Clean Puns
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Flower Order

By the time the wedding planner finally bothered to order the flowers there were none left. The service ended up being quite lackadaisical.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4014 - January 22, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is even a new chicken themed funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Coop Car" at:h... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4015 - January 22, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is even a new chicken themed funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Coop Car" at:h... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - January 22, 2015

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is even a new chicken themed funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Coop Car" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/coop-car Enjoy t... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
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Coop Car

It's definitely not a sedan - it's a coop! or The party is overwhen the coop car arrives. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
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Jonah Comeback

A little girl was talking to her teacher about Jonah being swallowed by a great fish. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a fish to swallow a human because even though they were large th... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1421

"The grass isn't greener on the other side. It's greener where you water it." - @freesermons read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0973

I'm allergic to food – I break out in fat.... read more..

Clean Puns
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Cookie Cutter House

"I just don't want to live in a cookie cutter house."- Gingerbread family read more..

Illustrations
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Inheritances

Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament. "To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars." "To my son... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4013 - January 21, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Peppercide" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/peppercide Enjoy th... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - January 21, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Peppercide" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/peppercide Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Peppercide

It turns out vegans aren't so innocent after all! ... read more..

Illustrations
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Courtesy

It was a Saturday afternoon, and Ray had rushed down to the local supermarket to hurriedly pick up some hamburger rolls, chips and a few condiments. The big game was going to be on, so he was having a... read more..

Clean Puns
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Rhythm Reunion

After the rhythm section got back together there were repercussions.... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1420

"When it comes time to die, make sure all you have to do is die." - Jim Elliot read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0972

I wish my wallet came with free refills.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4012 - January 20, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News There is a new inspirational and mind boggling video on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "The Heavens Declare" at:www.cybersalt.org... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - January 20, 2015

There is a new inspirational and mind boggling video on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "The Heavens Declare" at:www.cybersalt.org/videos/the-heavens-declare After watching that video, enjoy... read more..

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