Monthly Archive

April 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 228 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4090 - April 27, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4090 - April 27, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Decatinated" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/decatinated  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!& read more..
Cybersalt News - April 27, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 27, 2016

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Decatinated" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/decatinated  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Ti... read more..
Decatinated
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Decatinated

Most people prefer their coffeedecatinated. ... read more..
Natural Temptation
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Natural Temptation

Going camping: sounds tentalizing.... read more..
One-liner #1038
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1038

If I had known how successful I was going to be, I wouldn't have worked so hard when I was young!... read more..
Church Leadership
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Church Leadership

We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and the bishop were in attendance. At one point, our minister had the children gather at the altar for a talk about ... read more..
Color Blind
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Color Blind

Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted children curiously. They often draw scrutiny, since my son's a blond Russian, while my daughter has shiny black ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4089 - April 26, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4089 - April 26, 2016

Cybersalt News If you have a friend who will stand up for you when others are against you, you'll enjoy the newest Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Check out "Bill Posters" at:www.cyb read more..
Cybersalt News - April 26, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 26, 2016

If you have a friend who will stand up for you when others are against you, you'll enjoy the newest Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Check out "Bill Posters" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-... read more..
Quote #1486
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1486

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't." - Richard Bach read more..
Modest Income
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Modest Income

"Darling," said the young man to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?" "Of course, dearest, no trouble," she answered. "But what will yo read more..
Quote #1485
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1485

"A million of tracts may not be the means of converting one single soul; and yet how great, beyond calculation, may be the blessing which results from one single tract." - George Müller read more..
Outhouse Confession
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Outhouse Confession

Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. For facilities, they had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter and stank all the t... read more..
Bill Posters
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Bill Posters

It's good to have friendswho will stand up for you. ... read more..
Singing Scuba Divers
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Singing Scuba Divers

Dean Martin as a scuba instructor: "That's a moray."... read more..
How High Can You Go?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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How High Can You Go?

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop pretty high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. However, the next morning the kangaroo was out again, just r... read more..
One-liner #1037
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1037

The trouble with you is that there's nothing wrong with you.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4088 - April 25, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4088 - April 25, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Car picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Well, it's actually a pickup truck and when you see it you will know why people want to pass it as quickly as possible. C read more..
Cybersalt News - April 25, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 25, 2016

There is a new Funny Car picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Well, it's actually a pickup truck and when you see it you will know why people want to pass it as quickly as possible. Check out "Toot Tr... read more..
Toot Truck
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Toot Truck

Here is a truck you will want to pass as soon as possible. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4087 - April 24, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4087 - April 24, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James says he has lost his mind and doesn't really miss it. You can read more read more..
Cybersalt News - April 24, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 24, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James says he has lost his mind and doesn't really miss it. You can read more at:www.cybersalt... read more..
One-liner #1036
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1036

English is the Lingua Franca par excellence!... read more..
Far-Fetched
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Far-Fetched

A dog retrieves a ball thrown from over a mile away: seems pretty far-fetched.... read more..
Guard Dog Karate
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Guard Dog Karate

A young couple lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. Visiting the pet store, the young wife asked for a good guard dog. "S... read more..
I Lost My Mind But I Really Haven’t Missed It
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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I Lost My Mind But I Really Haven’t Missed It

I am notorious for losing things. I do not know what it is about me, but I cannot keep track of anything I own. If you want to lose something and never find it again, simply put it into my trust. I am... read more..
Born Salesman
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Born Salesman

I learned a lesson in marketing from a man who bought an old boat, a trailer, and a motor from me. "Thanks," he said as he loaded them up. "I'm planning to resell them." Good luck, I thought. I had b... read more..
Top Ten Signs You're in for a Long Sermon
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Top Ten Signs You're in for a Long Sermon

10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler. 9. The pews have camper hookups. 8. You overhear the pastor telling the soundman to have a few dozen extra tapes on hand to record read more..
Quote #1484
Quotes
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Quote #1484

"Don't hold together what must fall apart; the familiar crumbles so the new life can begin." - Bryant McGill read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4086 - April 23, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4086 - April 23, 2016

Cybersalt News Today, I am performing a wedding (as in marrying a couple, not "performing at" as in juggling knives at the reception). This got me wondering what funny wedding pictures I have on the read more..
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