Monthly Archive

August 2016

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One-liner #1097
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1097

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced; that's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.... read more..
Weather Hunting
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Weather Hunting

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4157 - August 11, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4157 - August 11, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. It seems we've been cutting our birthday cakes incorrectly all these years. What do you think? Leave a comment at read more..
Cybersalt News - August 11, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 11, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. It seems we've been cutting our birthday cakes incorrectly all these years. What do you think? Leave a comment at the bottom of t... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 10, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 10, 2016

The newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today is proof that some people are too eager to shed their cocoons and fly like a butterfly. You'll find "Butterfly Dreams" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-p... read more..
Shark Gel
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Shark Gel

Flight fifty was having a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice came over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume the crash position. We have lost o... read more..
Last Requests
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Last Requests

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their Maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given ... read more..
Quote #1544
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1544

"Choose to live generously and watch your life change." - ILikeGiving.com read more..
Meet Me For Lunch
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Meet Me For Lunch

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23... read more..
Reaching the Unchurched
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Reaching the Unchurched

While serving as church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their seats before the service began. After I returned to the entrance of the sanctuary to escort the next ... read more..
International Bar
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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International Bar

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican a Spaniard,... read more..
One-liner #1096
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1096

When your toddlers are teenagers, don't forget to wake them up at 4:45am to tell them your socks came off.... read more..
Release Plea
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Release Plea

The Governor was in the habit of scheduling part of his day to hear the pleas of relatives of prisoners. One day, a woman came to beg that her husband be released from prison. "What was he convicted o... read more..
How to Cut a Cake Correctly
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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How to Cut a Cake Correctly

It seems we've been cutting cakes incorrectly for a very long time. What do you think? Leave a comment below. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4156 - August 10, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4156 - August 10, 2016

Cybersalt News The newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today is proof that some people are too eager to shed their cocoons and fly like a butterfly. You'll find "Butterfly Dreams" at:www.cybe read more..
Butterfly Dreams
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Butterfly Dreams

Why wait to be a butterfly before flying?  ... read more..
Quote #1543
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1543

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt read more..
I'll Call Back
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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I'll Call Back

Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I went into the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went to the second stall. I'd just ... read more..
Courage
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Courage

A student of philosophy was taking his final written exam at his university. The assignment for the 5-hour long exam was to write an essay on the topic, "What is courage?" The young man sat at his de... read more..
One-liner #1095
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1095

4 out of 3 people struggle with math.... read more..
Warnings
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Warnings

A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.... read more..
Cat Food Reaction
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Food Reaction

Somebody doesn't like the new cat food. ... read more..
Chargeback
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Chargeback

A man and his wife had been traveling for 18 hours when they decided to stop for a few hours to rest. They checked into a nice hotel and slept for four hours.  When they were ready to continue t... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4155 - August 9, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4155 - August 9, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll see that somebody doesn't like the new cat food if you check out "Cat Food Reaction" at:www.cybersalt.org/fun read more..
Cybersalt News - August 9, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 9, 2016

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll see that somebody doesn't like the new cat food if you check out "Cat Food Reaction" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/c... read more..
Cheezie
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cheezie

Breaking News!! Cheese Factory Explosion. De brie everywhere.... read more..
Quote #1542
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1542

"The willingness to share does not make one charitable, it makes one free." - Robert Brault read more..
I Want To Be A Bear
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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I Want To Be A Bear

I want to be a bear...... If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I cou... read more..
Addiction
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Addiction

True story: A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no, he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party, the police ... read more..
One-liner #1094
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1094

Don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people).... read more..
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