Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1477 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Squeezed
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Squeezed

Walking through a park, I passed a massive oak tree. A vine had grown up along its trunk. The vine started small - nothing to bother about. But over the years the vine had gotten taller and taller. By... read more..
Quote #1467
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1467

"To trust God in the light is nothing, but to trust him in the dark - that is faith." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..
Middle East Search Engine
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Middle East Search Engine

Someone should start a search engine for political insight on the Middle East and call it NetanYahoo.... read more..
Emperor Lettuce
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Emperor Lettuce

Caesar once ruled Rome, a vast domain. Now he's a salad, a vast Romaine.... read more..
Good Advice
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Good Advice

A friend confided in me she's a kleptomaniac. I told her she should take something for it. Feels good to be there for a friend in need.... read more..
Good for Nothing
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Good for Nothing

"My dad is a doctor. I can get sick for nothing," bragged one little boy. "Big deal," said his friend. "My dad is a minister, and I can be good for nothing." read more..
One-liner #1023
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1023

"Wow! That butterfly's gonna be HUGE!" said the first person to find a mummy. read more..
One-liner #1022
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1022

I finally found a diet plan that works; it's called "The Cost of Food."... read more..
One-liner #1021
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1021

If you love something, let it go: unless it's balloons.... read more..
One-liner #1020
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1020

Six ways I plan to overcome procrastination: 1.... read more..
One-liner #1019
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1019

If I was a mortician I'd tie the shoe laces of dead people together, so if there ever was a zombie apocalypse it would be hilarious.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4067 - April 4, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4067 - April 4, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Car Pictures on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Warm the Truck Up" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/warm-the-truck-up Enjoy the rest of today's ma read more..
Cybersalt News - April 4, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 4, 2016

There is a new Funny Car Pictures on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Warm the Truck Up" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/warm-the-truck-up Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4066 - April 3, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4066 - April 3, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Today on the Cybersalt Site there is a new devotional from my good, personal, lives across the gravel pit from me friend, Dr. Harold McNabb. "Go Slow!" is t read more..
Cybersalt News - April 3, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 3, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Today on the Cybersalt Site there is a new devotional from my good, personal, lives across the gravel pit from me friend, Dr. Harold McNabb. "Go Slow!" is the story of a ve... read more..
Warm the Truck Up
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Warm the Truck Up

Jim quickly regretted yelling at his wife to go warm the truck up. ... read more..
Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

- It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. - A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. - If you decide to start dancing in the stre read more..
Slow Down!
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
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Slow Down!

The highway was bare, not a car was in sight and bright moonlight on fields of surrounding snow on this January night made for easy visibility—I hardly even needed headlights.I had been away for the b... read more..
Quote #1466
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1466

We will never be the person we wish to be, but that’s no excuse to be a jerk. We will never be the person we wish to be, but we can die trying. – Leonard Sweet read more..
Airborne Recruiting
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Airborne Recruiting

After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my Recruiter what I could expect from jump school. "Well," he said, "its three weeks long." "What else," I asked. "The first week they... read more..
Fibs, Truth, Honor
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Fibs, Truth, Honor

Common, Everyday Fibs * The check is in the mail. * I'll start my diet tomorrow. * We service what we sell. * Give me your number and the doctor will call you right back. * Money cheerfully refun... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4065 - April 2, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4065 - April 2, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. Being married to a trades-person isn't always the blessing some imagine, as you will see in "Plumber Repair" at:www.cyber read more..
Cybersalt News - April 2, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 2, 2016

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. Being married to a trades-person isn't always the blessing some imagine, as you will see in "Plumber Repair" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-ca... read more..
Quote #1465
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1465

"The Lord your God is in your midst, a mighty one who will save; he will rejoice over you with gladness; he will quiet you by his love; he will exult over you with loud singing." - Zephaniah 3 read more..
Math Reason
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Math Reason

Know why I went off on a tangent? Cos.... read more..
Plumber Repair
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Plumber Repair

Being married to a plumber isn't always the benefit one might think. ... read more..
Attention Fords!
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Attention Fords!

If you leave a bottle of Ritalin inside a Ford Fiesta it will become a Ford Focus.... read more..
Worst Horse Ever
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Worst Horse Ever

A jockey is in the parade ring discussing race tactics with the horse's trainer. The trainer tells the jockey that this is the worst horse he has ever seen. It has had 23 races and finished last in ev... read more..
Winning Arguments
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Winning Arguments

One day I found Morris, my five-year-old son, with the telephone, which he quickly hung up when he saw me. "What were you doing?" I asked him. "Calling Aunt Sarah." "How could you have called Aunt ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4064 - April 1, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4064 - April 1, 2016

Cybersalt News Today's new entry in the FunBlog is an amazing freestyle yo-yo performance. Seriously, check out "Not your Grandpa's Yo-Yo Competition" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/not-your-grandpa-s read more..
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