Monthly Archive

2016

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Cat Cookie Thief
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Cookie Thief

One more thing blamed on the dog. ... read more..
Politically Correct Cat Terms
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Politically Correct Cat Terms

Politically correct terms for cat owners: - My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug re-decorator. - My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job. - My cat does not fear dogs... read more..
Summer Reading
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Summer Reading

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome; it started off badly but by the end I really liked it.... read more..
Quote #1520
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1520

"People ask me, 'Why pray if God is sovereign?' I respond, 'Why pray if He isn't?'" - Michael Horton read more..
The Intolerable Compliment
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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The Intolerable Compliment

“We are, not metaphorically but in very truth, a Divine work of art, something that God is making, and therefore something with which He will not be satisfied until it has a certain character. Here a... read more..
One-liner #1072
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1072

I'm ready to be a parent because I just told the oil change guy "no" 15 times in 30 seconds.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4128 - July 7, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4128 - July 7, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy July everyone. Yes I know it has been July for 7 days, but Mrs. Cybersalt and I have been super busy as we said we would be until "earlyish" in July. read more..
Cybersalt News - July 7, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 7, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy July everyone. Yes I know it has been July for 7 days, but Mrs. Cybersalt and I have been super busy as we said we would be until "earlyish" in July.  Daily mail... read more..
Remembrance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Remembrance

The staff at a business office was hosting a farewell luncheon for a retiring colleague. As the group prepared to go to the restaurant, they found that they couldn't fit the giant balloon they had pur... read more..
Lock Jaw
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Lock Jaw

In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "He is,... read more..
One-liner #1071
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1071

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." -  Unknown read more..
Hamburger Help
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Hamburger Help

Hamburger Helper: It works, but only if the hamburger is ready to accept the fact that it needs help.... read more..
Quote #1519
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1519

Legalistic remorse says, "I broke God's rules," while real repentance says, "I broke God's heart." - Tim Keller read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4127 - June 30, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4127 - June 30, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! With the end of June, Mrs. Cybersalt and I are close to resuming daily mailings according to our goal to do so "earlyish" in July. In the meantime, Happy Ca read more..
Cybersalt News - June 30, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 30, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! With the end of June, Mrs. Cybersalt and I are close to resuming daily mailings according to our goal to do so "earlyish" in July. In the meantime, Happy Canada Day (July ... read more..
Quote #1518
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1518

 "I may not know where to go next, but I can count on the One who sends me." - Katy McCown read more..
How Much Are Your Dogs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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How Much Are Your Dogs

If you are not sure what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. It seems this Goober was wanting a dog for a pet, so he went to the local pet store to buy one. He asked the clerk "how muc... read more..
Wok Like a Man
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Wok Like a Man

How's your wok, brother? - Stir Fry Accountability Group... read more..
One-liner #1070
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1070

Statistics show that statistics can't be trusted.... read more..
Duping Ourselves
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Duping Ourselves

"An utterly fascinating illustration of this duping of ourselves is the latest arts building opened at Ohio State University, the Wexner Center for the Performing Arts, another one of our chimerical e read more..
My Argument
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

My Argument

"My argument against God was that the universe seemed so cruel and unjust. But how had I got this idea of just and unjust? A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight lin read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4126 - June 23, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4126 - June 23, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I continue to work through our busier than usual schedule over these weeks but we remain on track to resume daily mailings "earlyish" in read more..
Cybersalt News - June 23, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 23, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I continue to work through our busier than usual schedule over these weeks but we remain on track to resume daily mailings "earlyish" in July. Did you k... read more..
Milestone
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Milestone

Milestone: Throw a rock 5,280 feet.... read more..
Quote #1517
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1517

"Hardships often prepare ordinary people for extraordinary destiny."- C.S. Lewis read more..
One-liner #1069
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1069

No one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.... read more..
4th Grade Experiment
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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4th Grade Experiment

The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was shocked and stunned and ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4125 - June 16, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4125 - June 16, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Father's Day is this Sunday so this week's hiatus mailing (to avoid the hernia of keeping posts going every day while Mrs. Cybersalt and I are swamped with read more..
Cybersalt News - June 16, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 16, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Father's Day is this Sunday so this week's hiatus mailing (to avoid the hernia of keeping posts going every day while Mrs. Cybersalt and I are swamped with some other thing... read more..
Quote #1516
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1516

Here is a handy reference list of the "Christian Response" to social issues: Love them! read more..
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