Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1477 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Poor Dad
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4124
<1min

Poor Dad

A father worked as an accountant for the Air National Guard. Despite a regular adequate income he had a "poor" mindset, always unhappy about money matters and very vocal about it. One year at an air... read more..
New Diet
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

New Diet

New Diet: Yeah I still eat ribs... sparingly.... read more..
One-liner #1068
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1068

I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet.... read more..
A Survival Kit for Everyday Living
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5106
<1min

A Survival Kit for Everyday Living

Items Needed: Toothpick Rubber Band Band Aid Pencil Eraser Chewing Gum Mint Candy Kiss Tea Bag Why??? 1) TOOTHPICK - to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others. 2) RUBBER B... read more..
Cheap Gas
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3912
<1min

Cheap Gas

When the car engine developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had bought special non-leaded or regular gas, but she couldn't remember. "You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "... read more..
Quote #1515
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1515

"There is no private Christianity. To be a Christian is to be in relationship."- E. Radner read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4124 - June 10, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
135
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4124 - June 10, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - Not! A few weeks a go I mentioned that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations and plans that are going to keep us from updating the Cybersalt Sit read more..
Cybersalt News - June 10, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - June 10, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - Not! A few weeks a go I mentioned that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations and plans that are going to keep us from updating the Cybersalt Site and getting ma... read more..
Let it Bee
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2525
<1min

Let it Bee

So what if I can't spell Armiggedon? It's not the end of the world.... read more..
One-liner #1067
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2216
<1min

One-liner #1067

Camping is nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4123 - June 2, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4123 - June 2, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have noticed that there have been no mailings yet this week. That is because for the next 5 weeks Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations a read more..
Cybersalt News - June 2, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1675
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 2, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have noticed that there have been no mailings yet this week. That is because for the next 5 weeks Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations and plans that ar... read more..
The Violin
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4395
<1min

The Violin

Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Hope's violin reac... read more..
Hypocritical Leadership
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2843
2 min read

Hypocritical Leadership

"Perhaps the greatest dilemma of the pastor - or any Christian leader - is the danger of hypocrisy. By this I mean that, unlike other professionals, we as ministers are expected to proclaim God’s goo read more..
Quote #1514
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1514

"I’m not afraid of failure; I’m afraid of succeeding at things that don’t matter." - William Carey read more..
Wordy Fossil
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3556
<1min

Wordy Fossil

A dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary: Athesaurus.... read more..
One-liner #1066
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2197
<1min

One-liner #1066

Dodgeball: America's twist on stoning.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4122 - May 29, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
134
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4122 - May 29, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Millions of Christians around the world are being persecuted for their faith in Jesus. Let's hear again Paul's words to the persecuted and also remember to read more..
Cybersalt News - May 29, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - May 29, 2016

Sunday Greetings everyone. Millions of Christians around the world are being persecuted for their faith in Jesus. Let's hear again Paul's words to the persecuted and also remember to pray for the - p... read more..
I'm Aging Gracefully
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
13198
2 min read

I'm Aging Gracefully

I'm the life of the party ... even when it lasts until 8 p.m I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. I'm good ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4121 - May 28, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
130
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4121 - May 28, 2016

Cybersalt News Today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site introduces us to the "Chair of the Math Department" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/chair-of-the-math-department  Enjoy the read more..
Gifts that Don't Cost a Cent
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Gifts that Don't Cost a Cent

*Gifts that Don't Cost a Cent* 1 THE GIFT OF LISTENING - But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening. 2 THE GIFT OF AFFECTION - Be generous read more..
Quote #1513
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1513

"Instead of saying, 'This too shall pass.....' to a mom who is clearly losing it, maybe we could make her dinner, babysit her kids, or clean her house?" read more..
One-liner #1065
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1065

Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.... read more..
First Date
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5209
<1min

First Date

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card inv... read more..
Husband Shopping Center
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3763
2 min read

Husband Shopping Center

Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out with five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as... read more..
Chair of the Math Department
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5102
<1min

Chair of the Math Department

Chair of the Math Department for 25 years.  ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4120 - May 27, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4120 - May 27, 2016

Cybersalt News Today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is a reminder to wear appropriate headgear at a protest.  You'll find "Melon Protest" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/melon read more..
Cybersalt News - May 27, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1599
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 27, 2016

Today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is a reminder to wear appropriate headgear at a protest.  You'll find "Melon Protest" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/melon-protest  E... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 28, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - May 28, 2016

Today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site introduces us to the "Chair of the Math Department" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/chair-of-the-math-department  Enjoy the rest of today's... read more..
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