Monthly Archive

August 2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 77 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3110
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Selfless Dedication

In a small town in America, there was a Doctor Brackett. He was known as the poor man's friend because he spent hours at the bedside of unfortunates and never ever took a fee from them. He lived in tw... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4248
<1min

Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try! - We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you. - It's not that you aren't a responsible worke read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4377 - August 5, 2018

  Issue #4377                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! It's the British Columbia Day long weekend h read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It's the British Columbia Day long weekend here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. This week, Rev. James Snyder reflects upon and muses about what he can and can't do anymor... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1975
4 min read

I Never Thought I Could

As a person gets older things change. By things, I am referring to my body. When I was young, I never gave a thought to what it would be like when I got old. I was too busy enjoying my being young. W... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2568
<1min

Quote #1747

"When you go through a trial, the sovereignty of God is the pillow upon which you lay your head." - C.H. Spurgeon read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2335
<1min

"E" Equals

Einstein developed a theory about space; and it was about time too.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2680
<1min

From the Mouths of Children

"The only accidents are the ones you make in your pants." Ari K, age 7 "Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals." Donna Maria G, age 9 "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and t read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5861
3 min read

Martha's Way vs My Way

Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone. For Pete's sake, you are probabl... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
2198
<1min

One-liner #1306

Anyone who goes to a psychoanalyst should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
135
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4376 - August 2, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're thankful for the initial results from the Be a Billionaire fund raiser. We have been able to help 2 persecuted families with this month's rent, food, read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1208
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're thankful for the initial results from the Be a Billionaire fund raiser. We have been able to help 2 persecuted families with this month's rent, food, and some other k... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4878
2 min read

Mini Dracula

Before you read this PearlyGates item, I want to warn you that there is a word used in a manner within it that not all of you may appreciate. I myself, personally, do not think this joke is unclean bu... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2581
<1min

Conviction

After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench. "Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from 'innoce... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
6428
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Quote #1746

"The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will make you an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you." - Werner Heisenberg, father of Quantum Physics read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1963
<1min

Fungi Finder

Says one hiker, "Dang, I can't find the device that helps me locate delicious mushrooms!" Responds his friend, "Oh no! You've lost your morel compass!"... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4400
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Card Cover Up

A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card. The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?" The man sai... read more..

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