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2018

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4382 - August 23, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
118
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4382 - August 23, 2018

  Issue #4382                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I often try to share a chicken picture here read more..
Cybersalt News - August 23, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 23, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I often try to share a chicken picture here on Chicken Thursday, but today I'm sharing a picture of a younger Grandma Cybersalt and the turkey she married 32 years ago toda... read more..
Six Days In Jail
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Six Days In Jail

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" she replied, "A can of peaches." The judge asked her why she had stolen them and... read more..
Wings Away
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Wings Away

A mother traveled 2,000 miles to be with her only son on the day he was to receive his Air Force wings and also get married. "It was wonderful," she said later. "It isn't every day that a mother watc... read more..
Lack of Empathy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Lack of Empathy

A tourist on his way to Tuscaloosa came to a fork in the road and stopped. There was no sign indicating which route went where. Spotting a boy by the road, he yelled out, "Hey, kid, does it matter wh... read more..
Holding A Job
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4715
<1min

Holding A Job

A young man was a very slow worker and subsequently found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first... read more..
One-liner #1311
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1311

Quantum mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of.... read more..
Quote #1752
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1752

"Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant with the weak and wrong. Sometime in your life, yo will have been all of these." - Lloy read more..
Dots Rerun
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

Dots Rerun

"I'll have to telegraph him again," Tom said remorsefully. read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4381 - August 19, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4381 - August 19, 2018

  Issue #4381                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! If Rev. James Snyder had a dog, it's name wo read more..
Cybersalt News - August 19, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
768
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 19, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! If Rev. James Snyder had a dog, it's name wouldn't be "Lucky." That just the way it is with James and luck, but he's very OK with that. You can read, "If It Wasn’t for Bad ... read more..
If It Wasn’t for Bad Luck
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2341
4 min read

If It Wasn’t for Bad Luck

I am not the kind of person that dabbles in luck. [Knock on wood.] When something looks like a good gamble to me, I run from it as fast as I can. If it looks too good to be true, believe me, it probab... read more..
Life Change
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Life Change

Little Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while, he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer. "Fine," said the pleased mother... read more..
Reap What You Sow
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Reap What You Sow

Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle. A curious neig... read more..
Quote #1751
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1751

"For what is idolatry if not this: to worship the gifts in place of the Giver Himself?" - John Calvin read more..
Coal Keeper
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2082
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Coal Keeper

"I must make the fire hotter!" Tom bellowed. read more..
One-liner #1310
One-liners
Susan Davis
2001
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One-liner #1310

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 16, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 16, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope something wonderful hatches for you today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Don't Look Back
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Don't Look Back

"My steering wheel won't turn," Tom said straightforwardly. read more..
Golfing Help
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Golfing Help

"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered. "But you're 75 years old, Jack read more..
Deputy Goober
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Deputy Goober

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober   The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Go... read more..
Secrets
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Secrets

Being a teenager and getting a tattoo seem to go hand in hand. I wasn't surprised when a friend of my daughter showed me a Japanese symbol on her hip. "Please don't tell my parents," she begged. "I ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4380 - August 15, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4380 - August 15, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope something wonderful hatches for you today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim Today's CleanLaugh Deputy Goober If you are wonderi read more..
Quote #1750
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1750

"Holding a grudge against someone means you think you know what they deserve and you take it upon yourself to give it to them." - Tim Keller read more..
One-liner #1309
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1309

Always try to be modest ... and be proud of it!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4379 - August 12, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4379 - August 12, 2018

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder might not be as quick at spotting a Nigerian email scam as his wife is - maybe. You can read, "Hallelujah, It IS a Scam" at:www.cybersalt. read more..
Cybersalt News - August 12, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 12, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! If Rev. James Snyder had a dog, it's name wouldn't be "Lucky." That just the way it is with James and luck, but he's very OK with that. You can read, "If It Wasn’t for Bad ... read more..
Hallelujah, It IS a Scam
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2161
4 min read

Hallelujah, It IS a Scam

I know I am not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, or the brightest bulb on the porch, and a few bricks shy of a load. However, my philosophy is simple, if you know what you are not, then you can soon... read more..
Anger by the Numbers
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Anger by the Numbers

I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. I am LIVID!... read more..
Quote #1749
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1749

"Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much." - Blaise Pascal read more..
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