Monthly Archive

November 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 69 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - November 17, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 17, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder was very excited about a coupon for a free donut until he had to argue about the taxonomy of what is and isn't a donut. Free doesn't matter if you can't g... read more..
What's in a name, anyway?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1827
4 min read

What's in a name, anyway?

I cannot express how ecstatic I was when someone gave me a coupon for a free donut. Normally, I am not overly excited about “free.” All I had to do was fill out a little survey online and they would ... read more..
One-Liner #1429
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1429

Only variables remain constant.... read more..
Quote #1867
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1867

"A woman's family is held together by her wisdom, but it can be destroyed by her foolishness." - Proverbs 19:14 read more..
Winter Geometry
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Winter Geometry

Today I made a snow angle.... read more..
Mysterious Ways, Signs, God Talking
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Mysterious Ways, Signs, God Talking

A pastor was working late on a Saturday night at the Almighty God Tabernacle. Around 10:00 PM he decided to call his wife before he left for home. Although the pastor let the phone ring several times... read more..
Finest Equipment
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3947
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Finest Equipment

Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand-new bal... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4502 - November 14, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4502 - November 14, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a Cybersalt World Headquarters office temperature update: the new fireplace is ordered and I'm looking forward to it being installed in the next cou read more..
Cybersalt News - November 14, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - November 14, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a Cybersalt World Headquarters office temperature update: the new fireplace is ordered and I'm looking forward to it being installed in the next couple of weeks. Ho... read more..
Clown Substitute
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4408
2 min read

Clown Substitute

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has go read more..
Quote #1866
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1866

"Every church is a congregation of sinners...and if that isn't bad enough, they all have sinners for pastors." - Eugene Peterson read more..
Panning Observation
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Panning Observation

He who is without oil shall throw the first rod. - Compressions 8.7:1... read more..
One-Liner #1428
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1428

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Attitudes Activity is a waste of time!... read more..
Memo Differences
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Memo Differences

Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot ... read more..
Respect and Position
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Respect and Position

During the eight years he served as Eisenhower's vice president, Richard Nixon had many reminders of the esteem accorded to people in his position. Once, the Nixons were staying at a hotel in Chicago ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4501 - November 10, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4501 - November 10, 2019

  Issue #4501                           Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Amidst society's shifting thoughts about age read more..
Cybersalt News - November 10, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 10, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Amidst society's shifting thoughts about ageing, Rev. James Snyder is grateful he can still make new memories with God. You can read "Getting Old Is Not for Sissies" at:www... read more..
Quote #1865
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1865

"If the message you preach isn't good news for every person from every tribe, tongue, and nation, then it isn't the real gospel." - Nathan Finn read more..
Desk Jockey
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Desk Jockey

First day as a police officer ... Captain: "Why did you call for back up?" Me: "There was a fly in my car." Swat Team Leader: "What exactly do you think we do??"... read more..
One-Liner #1427
One-liners
Susan Davis
1718
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One-Liner #1427

Self-Annihilating One-Liners: The Way of the World Transience is here to stay.... read more..
Getting Old Is Not for Sissies
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2374
4 min read

Getting Old Is Not for Sissies

I will not admit to being old, but I am older than I was 10 years ago. Those 10 years have been filled with all kinds of things helping me to get older. I saw an article that said that 60 is the new ... read more..
Military Computer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Military Computer

Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks. Suddenly, he saw that one of t... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4500 - November 7, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4500 - November 7, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you live in a part of the world that turns the clocks back an hour in the fall, you know we're heading into the dark days of the year. I hope you are a s read more..
Cybersalt News - November 7, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1046
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 7, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you live in a part of the world that turns the clocks back an hour in the fall, you know we're heading into the dark days of the year. I hope you are a snug and cozy as ... read more..
Quote #1864
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1864

"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken adults..." - F. Douglass read more..
Ecumenical Golf
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Ecumenical Golf

The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from the leader of Israel. "Your Holiness", said one of his Cardinals, the Prime Minister wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the fri... read more..
Good News/Bad News
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Good News/Bad News

The slave driver of the Roman ship stared down at his slaves and yelled, "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that you'll be getting double rations tonight." The mumbling of the happ... read more..
Morning Chore
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2054
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Morning Chore

People in Athens hate getting up early ... because Dawn is tough on Greece.... read more..
One-Liner #1426
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1426

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Commands We must be decisive, but on the other hand ...... read more..
Thoughts on Genealogy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Thoughts on Genealogy

~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. ~ I trace my family history so I will know who to blame. ~ Can a first cousin, once removed, return? ~ Searching for lost relatives? Win the lot... read more..
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