Monthly Archive

2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 758 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Goal Limbo
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1849
<1min

Goal Limbo

Did you hear about the perfectionist who walked into a bar? It was too low.... read more..
One-Liner #1472
One-liners
Susan Davis
1733
<1min

One-Liner #1472

Better living through denial!... read more..
Big Date
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4017
<1min

Big Date

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card inv... read more..
What’s Time Got to Do with It?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1951
4 min read

What’s Time Got to Do with It?

After so many weeks, I haven't been able to keep track of them, one day seems just like the other day. Today reminds me of yesterday, and yesterday may be the same as tomorrow. I know I am used to bei... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4545 - May 3, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4545 - May 3, 2020

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! The other night I was in the kitchen with Mrs. Cybersalt when I realized the next day was Saturday, which meant it was Friday night and that meant  . . read more..
Cybersalt News - May 3, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1097
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 3, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! The other night I was in the kitchen with Mrs. Cybersalt when I realized the next day was Saturday, which meant it was Friday night and that meant  . . . . .  act... read more..
Quote #1909
Quotes
Susan Davis
1751
<1min

Quote #1909

"I had to surrender my 'if only' to Jesus." - Corrie ten Boom read more..
One-Liner #1471
One-liners
Susan Davis
1521
<1min

One-Liner #1471

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.... read more..
Impressions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3747
<1min

Impressions

A man commissioned Picasso to paint a portrait of his wife. Startled by the nonrepresentational image on the canvas, the woman's husband complained, "It isn't how she really looks." When asked by the... read more..
Posterior Planning
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3118
<1min

Posterior Planning

"I wish I had asked for a seat in advance," Tom said reservedly. read more..
No Hidden Sins
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2700
<1min

No Hidden Sins

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver a... read more..
Marriage & Romance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3082
<1min

Marriage & Romance

"Joey, what's the matter, you can't bring me home any flowers once in a while at least?" sniffed his wife. "Before we were married you were always bringing me little presents." "Honey, tell me," aske read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4544 - April 30, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4544 - April 30, 2020

  Issue #4544                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Benny and Cindy T for today's chic read more..
Cybersalt News - April 30, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1117
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 30, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Benny and Cindy T for today's chicken picture. Just look at those saucy hens turning their egg makers toward them! Wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest ... read more..
Bills Description
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5370
<1min

Bills Description

Many patients call the pathology group where I am office manager to discuss their medical bills. One irate woman demanded that I describe every laboratory test on her statement. Reluctantly, I com... read more..
Quote #1908
Quotes
Susan Davis
1656
<1min

Quote #1908

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." - Voltaire read more..
One-Liner #1470
One-liners
Susan Davis
1624
<1min

One-Liner #1470

Errors have been made; others will be blamed.... read more..
Mrs. Pierpoint
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4121
<1min

Mrs. Pierpoint

A woman is worried about an older woman, a widow, who lives in the apartment next door. She hasn't heard anything from her for a few days. So she tells her son, "I want you to go next door and see ho... read more..
Plant Profession
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7325
<1min

Plant Profession

A job at the nursery can lead to a budding career.... read more..
Blind Perspective
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2990
2 min read

Blind Perspective

Who's limited? Once again I get a poem, About some miserable person, Whining about his life, And he meets a bunch of "poor disabled people..." people who have 'less' than he does. people who can'... read more..
New Template
Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
1286
2 min read

New Template

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There’s Always Tomorrow
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1721
4 min read

There’s Always Tomorrow

For almost four weeks now, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have enjoyed some exceptional time together. It has been the rich experience I never thought I would experience until... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4543 - April 26, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4543 - April 26, 2020

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! I don't know if you have ever watched the Bill Murray movie "Groundhog Day," but I can definitely identify with the main character in that movie who wakes u read more..
Cybersalt News - April 26, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1179
1 min read

Cybersalt News - April 26, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't know if you have ever watched the Bill Murray movie "Groundhog Day," but I can definitely identify with the main character in that movie who wakes up to live the sa... read more..
Quote #1907
Quotes
Susan Davis
1787
<1min

Quote #1907

   "If we are not changed by grace, then we are not saved by grace." - A. W. Tozer read more..
One-Liner #1469
One-liners
Susan Davis
1612
<1min

One-Liner #1469

In my defense, I was left unsupervised.... read more..
Signs You Are In For a Long Sermon
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8610
<1min

Signs You Are In For a Long Sermon

Top Ten Signs You Are In For A Long Sermon 10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler. 9. The pews have camper hookups. 8. You overhear the pastor telling the sound man to ha... read more..
Quirky Success
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3183
<1min

Quirky Success

Did you hear about the scientists who were nominated for the Nobel Prize? It seems they discovered and calibrated the smallest particles known to man using only dental equipment. They became known a... read more..
Making Deals With God
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2779
<1min

Making Deals With God

Fred was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place ... read more..
Let's Face It
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3061
<1min

Let's Face It

“Watches and clocks are always displayed and sold on a time table.”... read more..
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