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2020

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2 Sunday School Lessons
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4655
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2 Sunday School Lessons

*Sunday School Lesson #1* A Sunday School teacher challenged her children to take some time on Sunday afternoon to write a letter to God. They were to bring their letter back the following Sunday. O read more..
Unanswered Prayer, Disappointment, Faith
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3005
<1min

Unanswered Prayer, Disappointment, Faith

Dear God, First, my car broke down I was very late for work But I missed that awful accident Was that your handiwork? I found a house I loved But others got there first I was angry, then relieved Wh... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4538 - April 9, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4538 - April 9, 2020

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to our friend Marcia L. for today's chicken picture. Here is her note about it: Hi Tim – as I was reading Cybersalt today I realized I have a chicken read more..
Cybersalt News - April 9, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1080
2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to our friend Marcia L. for today's chicken picture. Here is her note about it: Hi Tim – as I was reading Cybersalt today I realized I have a chicken pic I could se... read more..
One-Liner #1464
One-liners
Susan Davis
1873
<1min

One-Liner #1464

Hormel Foods made their first batch of Spam in 1937. With everyone out shopping and hoarding food they have announced they will be making their second batch later this week ...... read more..
Knife Exercise
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4122
<1min

Knife Exercise

During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self-defense. After he presented a number of different situations in which they might... read more..
2 Words
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4181
<1min

2 Words

A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could only speak two words at the end of every seven years. The first seven years passed and his overseer took the man into a small room. His 2 word w... read more..
Fruit Sharing Math
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Fruit Sharing Math

How do you share 355 cherries among 113 people? Make cherry pi. (355/113 = 3.14)... read more..
Patience, Children
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2583
<1min

Patience, Children

A friend was driving with her two children in the car. Her 7 year old son kept asking the traditional question, "How much longer?" The Mom told him it was not much farther but he kept fussing. Finall... read more..
Quote #1902
Quotes
Susan Davis
1972
<1min

Quote #1902

When life is not a bed of roses, remember who wore the thorns. - unknown read more..
In My Humble Opinion
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2030
4 min read

In My Humble Opinion

It was a busy week last week. I was chasing my tail so much, I thought I would actually catch it. What I would do after I caught it is beyond my imagination. However, I was quite busy, and then the m... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4536 - April 5, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4536 - April 5, 2020

Cybersalt News Palm Sunday Greetings everyone! As we enter into Holy Week, most of us do so unable to gather together with others. Of course that is nothing new for many of Jesus' followers who have read more..
Cybersalt News - March 29, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1083
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 29, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! Here's another video with a great message for us in these times: Rev. James Snyder thinks grandchildren are great and he understands the role that Grandfathers play in t... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 5, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1080
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 5, 2020

Palm Sunday Greetings everyone! As we enter into Holy Week, most of us do so unable to gather together with others. Of course that is nothing new for many of Jesus' followers who have ill health or l... read more..
Quote #1901
Quotes
Susan Davis
1680
<1min

Quote #1901

"Even though we do not know what is around every bend in the road, God does." - David Jeremiah read more..
One-Liner #1463
One-liners
Susan Davis
1564
<1min

One-Liner #1463

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.... read more..
Faithful Service Gift
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4611
<1min

Faithful Service Gift

I recall a story my father used to tell about a pastor who had been at a church for 20 years. To show their appreciation for all his years of faithful service, the congregation decided to collect an o... read more..
Early Rhymer
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3176
<1min

Early Rhymer

I once knew a poet who would start writing his poetry immediately when he got up. He went from bed to verse.... read more..
Success Starts with Beginning
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Success Starts with Beginning

You don't need to know all of your answers in advance to solve a problem or to reach your goal. But you must have a clear idea of the problem or the goal you want to reach in advance. Everyone who ac... read more..
Parking Trip
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4810
<1min

Parking Trip

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?" "No, I'm fine," I said. "Oh, good," she cont... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4535 - April 2, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4535 - April 2, 2020

  Issue #4535                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Richard T. for today's chicken pic read more..
Cybersalt News - April 2, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1203
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Richard T. for today's chicken picture. It was obviously taken before the days of social distancing - step back from the chicken, Richard!!! The pandemic has mad... read more..
Quote #1900
Quotes
Susan Davis
1987
<1min

Quote #1900

"When you make a conscious choice to be happy, no one can take it away from you because no one gave it to you: you gave it to yourself." - Katie Krimitsos read more..
Marriage Award
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1833
<1min

Marriage Award

I think of myself as a trophy husband: sure it was a participation trophy, but still ...... read more..
One-Liner #1462
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1462

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, that when I pee it cleans the toilet!... read more..
Hashing it Out
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3950
<1min

Hashing it Out

I was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same neighborhood. On a Saturday night, I was finishing up the dinner shift at one restaurant and hurrying to report to work at the second... read more..
Prayer, Government
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Prayer, Government

A little boy wanted $100 very badly. He prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. So, he decided to write a letter to God requesting $100. When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA",... read more..
Time Alone Is Time Invested
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1739
4 min read

Time Alone Is Time Invested

During the past week, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have been spending quite a bit of time together. I cannot recall any time that we have spent this much time together. The ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4534 - March 29, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4534 - March 29, 2020

  Issue #4534                           Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone! Here's another video with a great message fo read more..
Quote #1899
Quotes
Susan Davis
2865
<1min

Quote #1899

  I have a great need for Christ: I have a great Christ for my need. - Charles Spurgeon read more..
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