Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 726 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Bump, Bump, Bump, Where’s the Scratch?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2024
4 min read

Bump, Bump, Bump, Where’s the Scratch?

Life can get crazy because there are so many crazy people in the world. I know, I’m one. Through the years, I have come to appreciate crazy people. They make life interesting and make me look less cr... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4662 - July 18, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4662 - July 18, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! You may notice a little formatting change in the Cybersalt Digest today. There will continue to be a CleanQuote ... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 18, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1177
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 18, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! You may notice a little formatting change in the Cybersalt Digest today. There will continue to be a CleanQuote in each issue, but we are no longer going to make a graphic ... read more..
Quote #2025
Quotes
Susan Davis
1607
<1min

Quote #2025

"Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage." - C. S. Lewis read more..
News Room Witless
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3430
<1min

News Room Witless

I was the editor of a small daily newspaper. Someone came into the newsroom and asked if anyone was a notary public. One not too bright reporter said, "I guess I am. I voted that way in the last elec... read more..
God Knows Us
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2999
<1min

God Knows Us

A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the green that is on a... read more..
Lost Turnabout
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3993
<1min

Lost Turnabout

Driving to a new restaurant, a woman took several wrong turns. When she finally found the right road, she asked her husband, "Why didn't you tell me I was lost?" "I thought you knew where you were go... read more..
One-Liner #1588
One-liners
Susan Davis
1725
<1min

One-Liner #1588

Fish bite twice a day ... before you get there and after you leave.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4661 - July 15, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4661 - July 15, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my favorite things about my consulting business is that I am often contacted by people from around the wo... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 15, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1189
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my favorite things about my consulting business is that I am often contacted by people from around the world who are looking for help with their web pages, businesse... read more..
Quote #2024
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2024

"Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better." - Albert Einstein read more..
One-Liner #1587
One-liners
Susan Davis
1520
<1min

One-Liner #1587

Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon - I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it.... read more..
Nurses at the Gate
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4556
<1min

Nurses at the Gate

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help... read more..
Poll Sadness
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2756
<1min

Poll Sadness

“I saw the man remove my ballot from the box," said Tom devotedly.... read more..
Complacency
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3521
<1min

Complacency

A minister in Florida lamented that it was difficult to get his message across to his congregation: "It's so beautiful here in the winter," he said, "that heaven doesn't interest them." Then he added... read more..
Bare Bones Moving
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4601
<1min

Bare Bones Moving

The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of ... read more..
Why Do I Have So Many Toes?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1871
4 min read

Why Do I Have So Many Toes?

I must confess that I'm not always obvious to everything that is before me. I admit I miss a lot of things set before me. I don’t do this intentionally. For example, sometimes, when I come home from ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4660 - July 11, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4660 - July 11, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to a church building to participate in a worship service for the first ... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 11, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1077
2 min read

Cybersalt News - July 11, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to a church building to participate in a worship service for the first time since March of 2020. I realize that's an odd way of say... read more..
Quote #2023
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2023

"Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadows." - Helen Keller read more..
One-Liner #1586
One-liners
Susan Davis
1567
<1min

One-Liner #1586

My son made the mistake of telling me I was being overdramatic so I just changed the WiFi password; we'll see who's overdramatic in about 5 minutes.... read more..
Face Plantain
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2795
<1min

Face Plantain

The time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? 1 bananosecond... read more..
Memory, Organization, Routine
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2580
<1min

Memory, Organization, Routine

It seems like every time our piano tuner John comes to our house, he scolds me for waiting too long between tunings. I agree with him that it should be done every six months, but I don't really think ... read more..
Environ-mental
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3935
<1min

Environ-mental

My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Ann made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an environm... read more..
Real World
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5241
<1min

Real World

Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that came with it, Bob was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance. "If you got married," teased his friend Brad, "the pr... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4659 - July 8, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4659 - July 8, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's video share is a news story from my neck of the woods. We live on the coast of the Salish where there ar... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 8, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1080
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 8, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's video share is a news story from my neck of the woods. We live on the coast of the Salish where there are two types of orca (killer whales) swim around. There are ... read more..
Quote #2022
Quotes
Susan Davis
1487
<1min

Quote #2022

"Sometimes you won't know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory." - Dr. Seuss read more..
One-Liner #1585
One-liners
Susan Davis
1459
<1min

One-Liner #1585

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen; he sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.... read more..
Bragging Rights
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2894
2 min read

Bragging Rights

In his book, Sled Driver, SR-71 Blackbird pilot Brian Shul writes: I'll always remember a certain radio exchange that occurred one day as Walt (my back-seater) and I were screaming across Southern Ca... read more..
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