Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 726 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Vamparista
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2766
<1min

Vamparista

“If coffee were blood, I'd be Count Draculatte.”... read more..
Revelation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2362
<1min

Revelation

My wife's family and I were at a Harding University football game. Every time someone carried the ball or made a tackle, the announcer would broadcast who had made the play. Near the beginning of the... read more..
Four Letter Words
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4967
<1min

Four Letter Words

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon... read more..
Drug Shirt
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4239
<1min

Drug Shirt

My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She told us the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it. My wife f... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 24, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1086
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 24, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, D. McCordic for sharing a hilarious video of a rooster who is highly dedicated to his work! She shared the video with me through the Cybers... read more..
Coffee Without Coffee Just Ain’t Coffee
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1822
4 min read

Coffee Without Coffee Just Ain’t Coffee

I must soberly confess that I have throughout my life given in to habits and rituals. I don't like saying that, but it is the truth. At this point, I don't know the difference between a habit and... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4624 - February 21, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4624 - February 21, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I often receive posts from persecuted Christians overseas (overseas from me, that is) regarding the most recent a... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 21, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1147
2 min read

Cybersalt News - February 21, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I often receive posts from persecuted Christians overseas (overseas from me, that is) regarding the most recent and terrible acts of violence carried out against their comm... read more..
Quote #1987
Quotes
Susan Davis
1523
<1min

Quote #1987

"There are two types of people ... those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are!" - Frederick L. Collins read more..
Misapplication
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
8104
<1min

Misapplication

My son is the manager of a glass and window company and advertised in the paper for experienced glaziers. Since a good glass man is hard to find, he was pleased when a man who called about the job sa... read more..
Self-righteousness, Welcoming Others
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2697
2 min read

Self-righteousness, Welcoming Others

One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very ... read more..
Foreign Languages
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4808
<1min

Foreign Languages

A Swiss guy visited Sydney, Australia, and pulled up at a bus stop where two locals were waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asked. The two Aussies just stared at him. "Excu... read more..
One-Liner #1550
One-liners
Susan Davis
1215
<1min

One-Liner #1550

The trouble with opportunity is ... it always looks bigger going than coming.... read more..
Phone Number Problem
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4266
2 min read

Phone Number Problem

Phone won't stop ringing? Here's what you do... Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tennesse, had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it. The brand-new $10 million Rib... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4623 - February 18, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4623 - February 18, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. There is so much going on around Cybersalt World Headquarters that there really isn't much news to report! OK, ou... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 18, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1111
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. There is so much going on around Cybersalt World Headquarters that there really isn't much news to report! OK, our new fireplace is not leaking natural gas anymore, so tec... read more..
Before and After Falling in Love
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7221
2 min read

Before and After Falling in Love

Before - You take my breath awayAfter - I feel like I'm suffocating B - She says she loves the way I take control of the situationA - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac B - Luc... read more..
Colonial Currency
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3262
<1min

Colonial Currency

A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D.C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River. "That's impossible," said the to... read more..
Positive Feedback, Praise, Encouragement
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2434
<1min

Positive Feedback, Praise, Encouragement

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Morris mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of ... read more..
Quote #1986
Quotes
Susan Davis
1347
<1min

Quote #1986

"I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1549
One-liners
Susan Davis
1408
<1min

One-Liner #1549

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and the father of a large family!... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 14, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1074
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 14, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! As you will see from this picture, we got some rare snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters this weekend. Living on the left coast of Canada means our winters are pretty mild ... read more..
The Alleged Warrant For My Arrest
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1679
4 min read

The Alleged Warrant For My Arrest

This past week was one of the best weeks I've had in a long time. I got everything completed, as well as some overdue projects. There’s no feeling quite like the feeling of having accom... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4622 - February 14, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4622 - February 14, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! As you will see from this picture, we got some rare snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters this weekend. Living on ... read more..
Relationship Denial
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2746
<1min

Relationship Denial

I think my girlfriend's hallucinating. She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.... read more..
If You Love Someone
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3863
2 min read

If You Love Someone

Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... if she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will ... read more..
Love vs. Obligation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5338
<1min

Love vs. Obligation

A house is a house is a house-until love comes through the door, that is. And love intuitively goes around sprinkling that special extra that transforms a house into a very special home for very speci... read more..
Quote #1985
Quotes
Susan Davis
1543
<1min

Quote #1985

  "Love is a springtime plant that perfumes everything with its hope, even the ruins to which it clings." - Gustave Flaubert read more..
One-Liner #1548
One-liners
Susan Davis
1365
<1min

One-Liner #1548

Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4621 - February 12, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
135
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4621 - February 12, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. I am part of Refugee Sponsorship group in a village next to our city. It's actually a nice little village, but th... read more..
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