Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 726 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Devil Secret
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3253
<1min

Devil Secret

Two youngsters were walking home from Sunday School, each deep in his own thoughts.  Finally one said, "What do you think about all this devil business we studied today?" The other boy replie... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 11, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1037
2 min read

Cybersalt News - February 11, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I am part of Refugee Sponsorship group in a village next to our city. It's actually a nice little village, but they would never allow me to move there because they already ... read more..
Stand-by Wish
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Stand-by Wish

Listening to background music while on hold made her long for a chord- less phone.... read more..
Dusty Comeback
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4218
<1min

Dusty Comeback

My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper. One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel." Mom... read more..
Quote #1984
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1984

"Have enough courage to start and enough heart to finish." - Jessica N.S. Yourko read more..
The Ways of Love
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Ways of Love

My grandmother told me how she ended up marrying Grandpa. She was in her 20s, and the man she was dating left for war. "We were in love," she recalled, "and wrote to each other every week. It was du... read more..
One-Liner #1547
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1547

Self-loathing: I hate intolerant people!... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 7, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1216
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 7, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I launched a new YouTube channel this week. Many of you know that I have been involved in the Joomla Community for many years. Joomla is a Content Management System (CMS) t... read more..
It Was a Shoofly Pie Moment
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1738
4 min read

It Was a Shoofly Pie Moment

During holiday seasons, I enjoy indulging in special food. My favorite during this time of year is the Shoofly Pie. Nothing hits the spot quite like this. Although the Gracious Mistress of the Parson... read more..
Price of Oranges
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4066
<1min

Price of Oranges

Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, "How much are these oranges?" "Two for a dollar," answered the vendor. "How much is just one?"... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4620 - February 7, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4620 - February 7, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I launched a new YouTube channel this week. Many of you know that I have been involved in the Joomla Community fo... read more..
Quote #1983
Quotes
Susan Davis
1416
<1min

Quote #1983

  "Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett read more..
Looking for a King
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Looking for a King

An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.... read more..
Surprises
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2852
<1min

Surprises

My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise." Not until the end of the school year did we see Marina's work. It read: "I got up this morni... read more..
One-Liner #1546
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1546

The LORD giveth and the government taketh away.... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 4, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 4, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Ooops! After working all night on a project for a client I decided 5:50am would be a good time to finally go to bed - and then I realized I hadn't sent today's mailing... read more..
Goobers in the Ditch
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3551
<1min

Goobers in the Ditch

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Two goobers were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4619 - February 4, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4619 - February 4, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. Ooops! After working all night on a project for a client I decided 5:50am would be a good time to finally go to b... read more..
Quote #1982
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1982

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." - Mae West read more..
One-Liner #1545
One-liners
Susan Davis
1360
<1min

One-Liner #1545

If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall.... read more..
Odds Statement
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2851
<1min

Odds Statement

"I'm going to win," said Bette. read more..
Bed Making Obedience
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Bed Making Obedience

When we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning. I left for work before they left for school, and I wanted to be sure that the house looked present... read more..
Emergency Visit
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3699
<1min

Emergency Visit

A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my h... read more..
Bug! Bug! Where’s The Bug?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1864
4 min read

Bug! Bug! Where’s The Bug?

As far back as I can remember, every time I would leave the house,the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage would say, "Be careful. Drive safely."It’s as though she doesn’t think I could drive carefully ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4618 - January 31, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4618 - January 31, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Growing up, most of us were probably told not to judge a book by its cover. Apparently that wisdom also applies t... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 31, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - January 31, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Growing up, most of us were probably told not to judge a book by its cover. Apparently that wisdom also applies to continents! Now, I'm not talking about Australia, which ... read more..
One-Liner #1544
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1544

Middle Age: When a broad mind and a narrow waist change places.... read more..
Quote #1981
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1981

"Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom." - Marcel Proust read more..
Casual Perspective
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2924
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Casual Perspective

When the news anchor reported the headlines of the day, he was nattily attired in a crisp grey suit, but whenever he broadcast an opinion piece, he insisted on wearing his bathrobe on the air because ... read more..
The Cowboy's Ten Commandments
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2950
<1min

The Cowboy's Ten Commandments

1) Just one God. 2) Honor yer Ma & Pa. 3) No telling tales or gossipin'. 4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting. 5) Put nothin' before God. 6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal. 7) No k read more..
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