2022

27 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3863

<1min

Take Fore

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain. "I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this i... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4748 - July 24, 2022

24 Jul

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

119

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4748 - July 24, 2022

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. One of our granddaughters was over yesterday while her parents had a busy day getting ready for a family road t... read more..

24 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1101

<1min

Cybersalt News - July 24, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. One of our granddaughters was over yesterday while her parents had a busy day getting ready for a family road trip they are about to leave on. On the agenda was the usual:... read more..

23 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2105

"There is unwavering peace today when an uncertain tomorrow is trusted to an unchanging God." - Ann Voskamp read more..

23 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2551

<1min

Rolling Progress

When the wheel was invented it caused a revolution.... read more..

23 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2610

<1min

Teamwork, Encouragement

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse, named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, ... read more..

23 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4094

<1min

Reunion Pride

My wife and I were at my high school reunion. As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits and their bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more t... read more..

23 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1206

<1min

One-Liner #1668

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4747 - July 21, 2022

21 Jul

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

115

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4747 - July 21, 2022

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - and if you like the number 47, welcome to issue #4747! Do you know what I struggle with managing? Bacn! No, tha... read more..

21 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1050

2 min read

Cybersalt News - July 21, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and if you like the number 47, welcome to issue #4747! Do you know what I struggle with managing? Bacn! No, that is not a typo for the word "bacon" (which my low-fat diet ... read more..

20 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1221

<1min

One-Liner #1667

I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it's more of a rap.... read more..

20 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1238

<1min

Quote #2104

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." - J. R. Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring read more..

20 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5850

<1min

Words to Ponder

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals" Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. No one is listening until you make a mistake. S... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2793

<1min

Don't Judge a Stew by Its Cover

A young couple's marriage was suffering from her inability to cook. Things really got bad the night that the husband fished a piece of paper out of his stew. He unfolded the paper and read, "Nobly, n... read more..

Why Universities Would Never Give God a PHD

20 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3487

<1min

Why Universities Would Never Give God a PHD

Why Universities Would Never Give God A PHD 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt ... read more..

20 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3411

<1min

Mom Through the Ages

4 years old: My Mommy can do anything! 8 years old: My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 years old: My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. 14 years old: Naturally, Mother doesn't know that,... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2675

<1min

Not Much of a Fighter

One day a discussion was focused on a particular historical church leader in a First Grade religion class. After school, one student came home all excited and blurted out to his mother, "Guess what, ... read more..

17 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2771

<1min

Good Works, Heaven

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class. "NO!" the children all answe read more..

17 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1254

<1min

Quote #2102

"Lower your expectations of earth. This isn't heaven, so don't expect it to be." - Max Lucado read more..

17 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1180

<1min

One-Liner #1665

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4057

<1min

It's Not A Cat

It's not a cat it's... A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist. A wildlife control expert impersonator. An un-programmable animal. A four footed allergen. A hair relocation expert. A tr... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4746 - July 17, 2022

17 Jul

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

119

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4746 - July 17, 2022

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. This is actually the mailing I lined up to go out last Sunday, but on Thursday I noticed it hadn't gone out as ... read more..

17 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

985

<1min

Cybersalt News - July 17, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. This is actually the mailing I lined up to go out last Sunday, but on Thursday I noticed it hadn't gone out as planned so here it is again today, which explains why some of... read more..

14 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3157

<1min

Scroll Worker

Did you hear about the guy from Utah who wanted to become a writer? Well, he tried for many years but never produced anything he was satisfied with and, certainly, never sold anything. So, he took up... read more..

14 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

963

<1min

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My shop cleanup project is coming along. My progress was slowed for 3 days due to a sprained ankle (not due to tripping on clutter), but I now have a clear path to the back... read more..

13 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4632

3 min read

Buying a Mature Woman's Bathing Suit

The Bathing Suit (by an unknown middle-aged woman) When I was a child in the 1950s, the bathing suit for the mature figure was-boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were... read more..

13 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1173

<1min

One-Liner #1666

I ate a clock yesterday; it was very time consuming.... read more..

13 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1239

<1min

Quote #2103

"I'm not busy ... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy." - Garrison Keillor read more..

13 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3047

<1min

Prejudice, Anti-Semitism

The wonderful comic, Sam Levenson, had a great answer to anti-Semites. "It's a free world and you don't have to like Jews, but if you DON'T, I suggest that you boycott certain Jewish products, like .... read more..

13 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6311

<1min

Actual Warnings On Products

On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial bath bar: Directions: Use like regular ... read more..

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