Monthly Archive

April 2023

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One-Liner #1738
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1738

"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." - Reba McEntire read more..
Quote #2174
Quotes
Susan Davis
1099
<1min

Quote #2174

"'I am with you always, to the end of the age.' That is a promise you can stake your life on. It is also a challenge: if Jesus himself is 'with you,' what should you be doing? How then should you live read more..
Blood Race
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3638
<1min

Blood Race

During the time I was a first lieutenant at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base in North Carolina, the junior officers challenged the senior officers to see who would donate the most blood. After trying s... read more..
Anti-Gravity
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3115
<1min

Anti-Gravity

I found a very interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down!... read more..
Self-Control
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3057
<1min

Self-Control

I once played golf in a foursome with my Minister. I'm afraid I forgot myself and let loose with some profanity after missing an easy shot. He said, "I've played golf with some of the finest men in o... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4817 - April 9, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4817 - April 9, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsResurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is Risen! Today's video share is a whopper, coming in at 6 hours long, lol! It's a marat... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 9, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
924
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2023

Resurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is Risen! Today's video share is a whopper, coming in at 6 hours long, lol! It's a marathon running of Season 1 of "The Chosen." I'm not sure if the... read more..
For Some, Easter is a Hop and a Skip
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5981
4 min read

For Some, Easter is a Hop and a Skip

As may be expected, Easter is one of my favorite holidays. Although I prefer to call it Resurrection Sunday, I am not easily offended by words. Remember the old saying, "Sticks and stones may break yo... read more..
Rabbit Cheers
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1073
<1min

Rabbit Cheers

Sending you warm Easter wishes … by hare-mail!... read more..
Quote #2173
Quotes
Susan Davis
1189
<1min

Quote #2173

There is only one secure foundation: a genuine, deep relationship with Jesus Christ, which will carry you through any and all turmoil. No matter what storms are raging all around, you'll stand firm if... read more..
One-Liner #1737
One-liners
Susan Davis
1142
<1min

One-Liner #1737

Money talks; chocolate sings!... read more..
Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate Easter
Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
1381
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Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate Easter

10. You absolutely love the movie, "The Ten Commandments." 9. You look really, really good in yellow. 8. You just went on a low cholesterol diet and didn't want to waste all those eggs in the fridge read more..
You Ask Why? Faith in Trials
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3140
<1min

You Ask Why? Faith in Trials

You ask why I follow this Jesus? Why I love Him the way I do When the world's turned away from His teachings And the people who serve Him are few? It's not the rewards I'm after Or gifts that I hope ... read more..
How Old is Too Old
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1737
4 min read

How Old is Too Old

I have never thought too much about my age. After all, you cannot choose when you will be born. Age is just a matter of thinking, and thinking is not my strong suit. I never really thought about bein... read more..
First Accident Report
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6693
<1min

First Accident Report

Because I was processing my first accident report at the transportation company where I worked, I was being particularly attentive. The driver had hit a deer on the highway, and the result was a sever... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4816 - April 6, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
95
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4816 - April 6, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, Rev. B Wannall who, after Sunday's mailing, asked me, "What? Nothing about Palm ... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 6, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
956
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 6, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, Rev. B Wannall who, after Sunday's mailing, asked me, "What? Nothing about Palm Sunday?" Funny story: I did not realize it was Palm Sunday l... read more..
Quote #2172
Quotes
Susan Davis
1207
<1min

Quote #2172

"The strength of patience hangs on our capacity to believe that God is up to something good for us in all our delays and detours." - John Piper, Battling Unbelief: Defeating Sin with Superior Pleasur read more..
One-Liner #1736
One-liners
Susan Davis
1185
<1min

One-Liner #1736

The IRS! They're like the Mafia - they can take anything they want! - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..
If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5736
2 min read

If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, the socket packet pocket has an error to ... read more..
Joke Execution
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3025
<1min

Joke Execution

"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted." - Fred Allen read more..
Touch of Wonder
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Touch of Wonder

When I was about 13 and my brother 10, our father promised to take us to the circus. But then at lunchtime there was a phone call--some urgent business that required his attention downtown--and we bra... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4815 - April 2, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4815 - April 2, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Grandma Cybersalt and I had March Break company and our normal... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 2, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
959
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Grandma Cybersalt and I had March Break company and our normal routines got moved around and it wasn't until very late on ... read more..
A Day Trip in the Sissy Van
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1577
4 min read

A Day Trip in the Sissy Van

Last week was the first anniversary of my heart attack. My celebratory plan was to go to McDonald’s for a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a chocolate milkshake. I tried to keep my plan secret, ... read more..
Quote #2171
Quotes
Susan Davis
1299
<1min

Quote #2171

"To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow." - Audrey Hepburn read more..
One-Liner #1735
One-liners
Susan Davis
1175
<1min

One-Liner #1735

Always borrow money from a pessimist; he won't expect it back.... read more..
Quote #2170
Quotes
Susan Davis
1181
<1min

Quote #2170

"The life of faith is not a life of mounting up with wings, but a life of walking and not fainting." - Oswald Chambers read more..
Exercise Routine
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4050
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Exercise Routine

Here's the exercise program I am using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. *Always ... read more..
Gesundheit 3X
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3184
<1min

Gesundheit 3X

Massachusetts: When a Catholic sneezes three times during the church service.... read more..
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