Monthly Archive

2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 723 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-Liner #1740
One-liners
Susan Davis
1185
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One-Liner #1740

Some days you eat salad and work out; some days you have cupcakes and pizza. It's called balance.... read more..
Quantum Date
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4056
<1min

Quantum Date

Every Friday after work, a mathematician goes down to the Ice Cream Parlor, sits in the second-to-last seat, turns to the last seat, which is empty, and asks a girl, who isn't there, if he can buy her... read more..
Atomic Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5170
<1min

Atomic Pun

Two atoms are eating in a restaurant. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!" "Are you sure?" asks the other. "Yes," replied the first atom, "I'm positive."... read more..
Court Wisdom
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2533
<1min

Court Wisdom

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon... read more..
Quote #2176
Quotes
Susan Davis
1193
<1min

Quote #2176

"The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them." - Bill Vaughan read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4819 - April 16, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
139
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4819 - April 16, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I am happy to report that the efforts to bring Pastor Suneel Barkat to church plant in Canada have reached 87.5... read more..
Green Thumb Versus Black and Blue Thumb
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1491
4 min read

Green Thumb Versus Black and Blue Thumb

If you came to our parsonage, you would discover all over our property, plants and flowers. Just don’t ask me to identify what they are. I can tell a plant from a flower, but that’s as far as it goes ... read more..
One-Liner #1739
One-liners
Susan Davis
1198
<1min

One-Liner #1739

I wish I were a little kid so I can just take a nap and everyone will be proud of me.... read more..
Quote #2175
Quotes
Susan Davis
1134
<1min

Quote #2175

"Fear of something is at the root of hate for others, and hate within will eventually destroy the hater." - George Washington Carver read more..
Interview Bloopers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4073
2 min read

Interview Bloopers

Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees. * A job applicant challenged t... read more..
April Showers
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5020
<1min

April Showers

We all know that April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!... read more..
Newcomers
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2610
<1min

Newcomers

While serving as church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their seats before the service began. After I returned to the entrance of the sanctuary to escort the next ... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 16, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1058
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 16, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I am happy to report that the efforts to bring Pastor Suneel Barkat to church plant in Canada have reached 87.5% of what is required. Please keep praying for God's perfect... read more..
Aunt Karen
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6725
2 min read

Aunt Karen

The teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.... read more..
If Only I Would Take Notes
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1506
4 min read

If Only I Would Take Notes

As a writer, I always have a small notebook in my shirt pocket to take notes when I have an idea. I don’t have too many ideas, so I want to write down any I get so I don’t forget them. That has helped... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4818 - April 13, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4818 - April 13, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Work, work, work - that's the news around Cybersalt World Headquarters. Today's video share is about a man who w... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 13, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1036
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 13, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Work, work, work - that's the news around Cybersalt World Headquarters. Today's video share is about a man who went grocery shopping and ended up with a pet - again!Click ... read more..
One-Liner #1738
One-liners
Susan Davis
1226
<1min

One-Liner #1738

"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." - Reba McEntire read more..
Quote #2174
Quotes
Susan Davis
1099
<1min

Quote #2174

"'I am with you always, to the end of the age.' That is a promise you can stake your life on. It is also a challenge: if Jesus himself is 'with you,' what should you be doing? How then should you live read more..
Blood Race
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3641
<1min

Blood Race

During the time I was a first lieutenant at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base in North Carolina, the junior officers challenged the senior officers to see who would donate the most blood. After trying s... read more..
Anti-Gravity
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3117
<1min

Anti-Gravity

I found a very interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down!... read more..
Self-Control
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3057
<1min

Self-Control

I once played golf in a foursome with my Minister. I'm afraid I forgot myself and let loose with some profanity after missing an easy shot. He said, "I've played golf with some of the finest men in o... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4817 - April 9, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4817 - April 9, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsResurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is Risen! Today's video share is a whopper, coming in at 6 hours long, lol! It's a marat... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 9, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
924
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2023

Resurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is Risen! Today's video share is a whopper, coming in at 6 hours long, lol! It's a marathon running of Season 1 of "The Chosen." I'm not sure if the... read more..
For Some, Easter is a Hop and a Skip
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5983
4 min read

For Some, Easter is a Hop and a Skip

As may be expected, Easter is one of my favorite holidays. Although I prefer to call it Resurrection Sunday, I am not easily offended by words. Remember the old saying, "Sticks and stones may break yo... read more..
Rabbit Cheers
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1073
<1min

Rabbit Cheers

Sending you warm Easter wishes … by hare-mail!... read more..
Quote #2173
Quotes
Susan Davis
1189
<1min

Quote #2173

There is only one secure foundation: a genuine, deep relationship with Jesus Christ, which will carry you through any and all turmoil. No matter what storms are raging all around, you'll stand firm if... read more..
One-Liner #1737
One-liners
Susan Davis
1142
<1min

One-Liner #1737

Money talks; chocolate sings!... read more..
Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate Easter
Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
1381
<1min

Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate Easter

10. You absolutely love the movie, "The Ten Commandments." 9. You look really, really good in yellow. 8. You just went on a low cholesterol diet and didn't want to waste all those eggs in the fridge read more..
You Ask Why? Faith in Trials
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3140
<1min

You Ask Why? Faith in Trials

You ask why I follow this Jesus? Why I love Him the way I do When the world's turned away from His teachings And the people who serve Him are few? It's not the rewards I'm after Or gifts that I hope ... read more..
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