Monthly Archive

2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 779 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - September 5, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
772
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 5, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and happy 36th birthday to Alyssa, our first born: WOW! This week I went with a friend and his wife to scatter his father's ashes. Upon arriving near the small beach where t... read more..
Don't You Love It?
Susan Page
Susan Page
1103
2 min read

Don't You Love It?

- photo by Susan PageDon’t you love it when you open God’s Word and something new and exciting captures your attention? You may have read the Scripture you’ve landed on before. This time, in a single read more..
Quote #2290
Quotes
Susan Davis
886
<1min

Quote #2290

"Nobody is more full of hope than a mom who places items on the stairs for her family members to carry up." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1855
One-liners
Susan Davis
947
<1min

One-Liner #1855

I am now "take-a-picture-of-labels-with-my-phone-so-I-can-blow-it-up-bigger-and-read-it" years old.... read more..
Searching For Witnesses
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3458
<1min

Searching For Witnesses

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an... read more..
Belly Talk
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7468
<1min

Belly Talk

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."... read more..
Do It Yourself Appliance Repair
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2450
<1min

Do It Yourself Appliance Repair

My wife and I were newly married and I was trying to impress her with my technical expertise. I was trying to repair our washing machine but was unable to determine where a loose wire belonged. After... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 1, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
872
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 1, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - welcome to September! Today's issue number is a repeat. I discovered that, weeks ago, I missed numbering an issue "#4929." Repeating the issue number today will help get ... read more..
Car Front
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2715
<1min

Car Front

If the front of your car says "DODGE," do you really need a horn?... read more..
One-Liner #1854
One-liners
Susan Davis
1214
<1min

One-Liner #1854

People who ask me what I'm doing tomorrow probably assume that I even know what day of the week it is.... read more..
Quote #2289
Quotes
Susan Davis
929
<1min

Quote #2289

"Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little." - Edmund Burke read more..
Senior Driver
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6043
<1min

Senior Driver

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong w... read more..
Children, Perspective, Honesty, Men
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2398
<1min

Children, Perspective, Honesty, Men

One evening after dinner, my five-year-old son Eli noticed that his mother had gone out. In answer to his questions, I told him, "Mommy is at a Tupperware party." This explanation satisfied him for on... read more..
Ding-A-Ling There Goes Spring
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1342
4 min read

Ding-A-Ling There Goes Spring

In my life, time has a way of getting out of control. If I could control time, I would be a very happy dude. My one question in life is, where does time go? And, can I retrieve it? The other night, T... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4940 - August 29, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
136
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4940 - August 29, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my employees recently broke a website and it made me pretty happy. Now, before you make a mental note to ... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 29, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
837
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 29, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my employees recently broke a website and it made me pretty happy. Now, before you make a mental note to never hire Cybersalt to work on your website, this is a pret... read more..
Do the Right Thing
Susan Page
Susan Page
1204
2 min read

Do the Right Thing

- photo by Susan PageIt is said, “Do the right thing and the feelings will follow.” What exactly does this mean? Sometimes it goes against every emotion in us to extend forgiveness or offer love and read more..
Why a 105-Year-Old Stopped Going to Synagogue - A Funny Tale
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3665
<1min

Why a 105-Year-Old Stopped Going to Synagogue - A Funny Tale

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He foun... read more..
Play Quietly
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5544
<1min

Play Quietly

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students... read more..
Coffeemaker Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2785
<1min

Coffeemaker Pun

I hang on to my old, beat-up appliances as long as they keep working. I thought my wife shared, or at least accepted my philosophy. But the other morning, I saw a note posted in front of my 15-year-... read more..
Best Marksman
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2613
<1min

Best Marksman

One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidence of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes with th... read more..
One-Liner #1853
One-liners
Susan Davis
1043
<1min

One-Liner #1853

You can't hurt my feelings; I used to bring the wrong tools to my dad.... read more..
Quote #2288
Quotes
Susan Davis
892
<1min

Quote #2288

"In matters of style swim with the current; in matters of principle stand like rock." - Thomas Jefferson read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4939 - August 25, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
134
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4939 - August 25, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Friday was the coldest August 23rd ever at Cybersalt World Headquarters. We even turned on both fireplaces to t... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 25, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1041
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Friday was the coldest August 23rd ever at Cybersalt World Headquarters. We even turned on both fireplaces to take the chill off! But I'm not complaining, it is good for t... read more..
One-Liner #1852
One-liners
Susan Davis
1077
<1min

One-Liner #1852

One minute you're young and fun, and the next you're turning down the stereo in your car to see better.... read more..
Quote #2287
Quotes
Susan Davis
956
<1min

Quote #2287

"Isn't it amazing that God gives breath to a man who is going to blaspheme Him all day?" - Leonard Ravenhill read more..
Bachelor Cooking
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6520
<1min

Bachelor Cooking

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.  Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.  "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy... read more..
Busy Button
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2985
<1min

Busy Button

I was shopping with my roommate, and I saw a humorous button that said, "It might look like I'm doing nothing, but on a cellular level, I'm quite busy." I showed it to her, and her response was, "Oh,... read more..
The Secret of Life
Illustrations
Susan Davis
1394
2 min read

The Secret of Life

A father used to say to his children when they were young: —When you all reach the age of 12 I will tell you the secret of life. One day when the oldest turned 12, he anxiously asked his father what ... read more..
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