Monthly Archive

August 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 77 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Workplace Ethics
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1264
<1min

Workplace Ethics

"I fired the janitor for smoking pot." "Why would you do that?" "I don't like high maintenance people." read more..
One-Liner #1950
One-liners
Susan Davis
2326
<1min

One-Liner #1950

Parenthood turns you into a morning person the same way being chased by a bear makes you a runner.... read more..
Military Wisdom
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4564
2 min read

Military Wisdom

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."- Army's magazine of Preventive Maintenance. "Aim read more..
Laziness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
6214
<1min

Laziness

The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to her. “I’m out of gas,” she purred. “Could you push me to the gas station?” The men readily put their muscles to... read more..
Bible Reading Page Turner
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
6178
<1min

Bible Reading Page Turner

Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time. A couple of boy... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5036 - August 17, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
148
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5036 - August 17, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! We received another good 24 hours of rain at Cybersalt World Headquarters. It has really helped with a couple of wildfires a couple of hours away from read more..
Cybersalt News - August 17, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 17, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! We received another good 24 hours of rain at Cybersalt World Headquarters. It has really helped with a couple of wildfires a couple of hours away from us. Today's video sh... read more..
Five Things You Do Not Want to Hear when Calling Tech Support
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4979
<1min

Five Things You Do Not Want to Hear when Calling Tech Support

1.  "Duuuuuude!  Bummer!" 2.  "In layman's term, we call that the 'Hindenburg Effect.'" 3.  "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct ta read more..
One-Liner #1949
One-liners
Susan Davis
2024
<1min

One-Liner #1949

My phone has this cool app that shows me what I look like as an old person - it's called ... a camera.... read more..
Quote #2385
Quotes
Susan Davis
2706
<1min

Quote #2385

"Your journey is not the same as mine, and my journey is not yours, but if you meet me on a certain path, may we encourage each other." - Unknown read more..
🥁 Drumroll, Please!
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1198
<1min

🥁 Drumroll, Please!

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna1 Anna2... read more..
It Was a Snarly Kind of Day
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3032
4 min read

It Was a Snarly Kind of Day

Last week The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage had another one of her girl days with our daughter and granddaughter. Don’t let this get around, but it is one of my favorite days of the year, includ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5035 - August 14, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
131
8 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5035 - August 14, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! We watched the latest Mission Impossible movie with our grandson last Saturday. SPOILER ALERT: It was possible. Today's video share is about an artist read more..
Cybersalt News - August 14, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
2578
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 14, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We watched the latest Mission Impossible movie with our grandson last Saturday. SPOILER ALERT: It was possible. Today's video share is about an artist who believes his art... read more..
More Than Enough
Susan Page
Susan Page
2531
6 min read

More Than Enough

There are occasions in life that can catch us off guard, even though we knew they were going to take place. It doesn’t make sense if you think about it, but it happens. Let me give you an example, and... read more..
Quote #2384
Quotes
Susan Davis
2430
<1min

Quote #2384

"If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now." - attr. Elizabeth Gilbert read more..
Rescue Mission ⚓
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1079
<1min

Rescue Mission ⚓

My boat wasn't feeling well so we went straight to the dock!... read more..
One-Liner #1948
One-liners
Susan Davis
1930
<1min

One-Liner #1948

The fishing was so bad even the liars didn't catch anything.... read more..
Because I'm a Man
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5811
2 min read

Because I'm a Man

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire long after hypothermia has set in. Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare a... read more..
Chicken Answers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5243
5 min read

Chicken Answers

Answers to the question: “Why did the chicken cross the road?” Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Anderson Co... read more..
Arrogance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
6150
<1min

Arrogance

I've long maintained that the distinction between "professionals" and "amateurs" is often very slight, often amounting to little more than that the former are paid and the latter are not. This is in n... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5034 - August 10, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
135
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5034 - August 10, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - and welcome to August! We are in the midst of enjoying a 2 week long visit by our 12 year old grandson who flew across the country on his own to get read more..
Cybersalt News - August 10, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 10, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. We are in the midst of enjoying a 2 week long visit by our 12 year old grandson who flew across the country on his own to get here. The world just keeps getting fuller and ... read more..
Crime Alert
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1059
<1min

Crime Alert

Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory. Police are combing the area.... read more..
12 Reasons I Stopped Attending Sports Events
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
6308
<1min

12 Reasons I Stopped Attending Sports Events

Take some of the most common excuses for not going to church and use them to stop attending sporting events and here’s what you get: ~ Every time I went, they asked me for money. ~ The people I had ... read more..
One-Liner #1947
One-liners
Susan Davis
1471
<1min

One-Liner #1947

A hacker just called me and said he has all my passwords ... I jumped up, grabbed a pen and paper, and said, "Thank goodness! What are they?"... read more..
Quote #2383
Quotes
Susan Davis
2830
<1min

Quote #2383

When someone is broken, don't try to fix them. (You can't.) When someone is hurting, don't attempt to take away their pain. (You can't.) Instead, love them by walking beside them in the hurt. (You c... read more..
Unwritten Warning Labels
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4613
<1min

Unwritten Warning Labels

On a cardboard windshield sun shade: Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water. On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pr... read more..
How Much Sleep is Too Much?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2808
4 min read

How Much Sleep is Too Much?

I have noticed recently that sleeping has become a very important part of my life. This just snuck up on me overnight. When I was young and living at home, I tried to come up with excuses and reasons... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5033 - August 7, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5033 - August 7, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, it rained at Cybersalt World Headquarters: the first rain we have had in quite a while. We actually received 7mm of rain in July, but I don read more..
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