Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 874 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Harvest Prepared for Me
Susan Page
Susan Page
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The Harvest Prepared for Me

- photo by Susan PageTeach me to see others through the eyes of Your love.Melt my heart so that it overflows with an outpouring of Your grace.Empower me to spread my arms wide, embracing the least and read more..
Technical Terms for the Strictly Amish
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5433
<1min

Technical Terms for the Strictly Amish

Log on: making a wood stove hotter Log off: don't add no more wood Monitor: keeping an eye on the wood stove Download: gettin the farwood off the truck Mega Hertz: when yer not keerful getting the... read more..
Banking Gone Wrong! 🤣
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
682
<1min

Banking Gone Wrong! 🤣

I work as a banker. Last Friday, this older woman came to my counter and asked me to check her balance for her ... Sooooo, I pushed!!... read more..
One-Liner #1932
One-liners
Susan Davis
659
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One-Liner #1932

Sometimes I use big words I don't understand to make myself look more photosynthesis.... read more..
Quote #2368
Quotes
Susan Davis
730
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Quote #2368

You can forgive some people without welcoming them back into your life. Apology accepted; access denied. - unknown... read more..
Cactus Watering
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5960
<1min

Cactus Watering

During a tour at the Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum, a New York City woman mentioned that she was raising a type of cactus in a pot on her apartment balcony. Another tourist asked her how she kept from... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5018 - June 15, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
125
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5018 - June 15, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone and Happy Father's Day to those who celebrate it! Our daughter and grandson have returned home after a w... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 15, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
633
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 15, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone and Happy Father's Day to those who celebrate it! Our daughter and grandson have returned home after a wonderful visit. Once again, instead of being sad it is over I have c... read more..
A Force to Be Reckoned With! 🌟
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
621
<1min
Walk a Little Plainer Daddy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4187
<1min

Walk a Little Plainer Daddy

"Walk a little plainer daddy," said a little boy so frail, "I'm following your footsteps and I don't want to fail. Sometimes your steps are plain, sometimes they are hard to see; So walk a little plai read more..
One-Liner #1931
One-liners
Susan Davis
735
<1min

One-Liner #1931

My wife told me I've grown as a person ... her actual words were "You've gotten fat" but I know what she meant.... read more..
A Father's Method
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6414
<1min

A Father's Method

A loaded SUV pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leapt from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the g... read more..
Quote #2367
Quotes
Susan Davis
735
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Quote #2367

I found the world to be woefully lacking in safe places. So I became one. - J. Warren Welch... read more..
The Art and Craftiness of Grandfatherhood
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4469
4 min read

The Art and Craftiness of Grandfatherhood

Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly were blessed with the arrival of our seventh grandchild. Jordan Nichole Papanu arrived on planet earth on February 13. The grandfather ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5017 - June 12, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
170
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5017 - June 12, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy birthday to my mom, Diane, who turns 85 tomorrow! Today's video share is more evidence of a part o... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 12, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
636
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Cybersalt News - June 12, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy birthday to my mom, Diane, who turns 85 tomorrow! Today's video share is more evidence of a part of human nature that I find quite curious and entertaining. It seems... read more..
He's Got Tattoos, Piercings, and a Heart of... Service? 🤣
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4370
<1min

He's Got Tattoos, Piercings, and a Heart of... Service? 🤣

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose. Later, the parents pu... read more..
When Kids Question Everything: A Hilarious Family Revelation 😂
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4193
<1min

When Kids Question Everything: A Hilarious Family Revelation 😂

KID:  "Mom, doesn't God give us our daily bread?" MOM:  "Yes, dear." KID:  "And Santa brings us our toys at Christmas?" MOM:  "Yes, dear." KID:  "And the stork brings ba... read more..
Crossing the Line
Susan Page
Susan Page
773
3 min read

Crossing the Line

- photo by Susan PageYears ago, I wrote a devotional entitled Tennis Foul. In it, I shared how I love the game of tennis, both playing and watching. My son-in-law likes to tease me because he thinks w read more..
Lodge Meeting
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4380
<1min

Lodge Meeting

The wife heard her husband come back into the house not too long after he had left. She said, "Hon, I thought you were going to your lodge meeting." "It was postponed." he replied. "The wife of the ... read more..
Making the Most of Life
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3372
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Making the Most of Life

If I can throw a single ray of light across the darkened pathway of another; If I can aid some soul to clearer sight of life and duty, and thus bless my brother; If I can wipe from any human cheek a t... read more..
I'm on a Roll! 🍞
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
778
<1min

I'm on a Roll! 🍞

I work in a bread factory. I'm a loafer.... read more..
One-Liner #1930
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1930

The 'back' in horseback riding is probably unnecessary.... read more..
Quote #2366
Quotes
Susan Davis
704
<1min

Quote #2366

When you think there's no hope left, remember the lobsters in the tank at the Titanic's restaurant. - unknown... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5016 - June 8, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
128
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5016 - June 8, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt News - June 8,2025Sunday greetings, everyone! We are enjoying a visit this week from our eldest daughter and grandson. Unfortunate... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 8, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
688
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 8, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! We are enjoying a visit this week from our eldest daughter and grandson. Unfortunately, our son-in-law was unable to make the visit because he could not get leave fro... read more..
Time to Go! 🐾
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
775
<1min

Time to Go! 🐾

I walked out of my job at the cat sanctuary, coz they kept reducing meowers!... read more..
One-Liner #1929
One-liners
Susan Davis
782
<1min

One-Liner #1929

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work ... Thankfully, I was at work.... read more..
Quote #2365
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2365

Grief isn't meant to be a cage - it's meant to be a door. A passage, not a prison. A bridge, not a wall. So, let the tears fall when they come. Let the laughter rise when memories bring warmth. And le... read more..
Money, Money, Money. Where’s all the Money?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
908
4 min read

Money, Money, Money. Where’s all the Money?

I can’t keep count of all the phone calls informing me that I won millions of dollars and a brand-new Mercedes-Benz. All I have to do is send them $15,000 to cover the income tax and processing fee, a... read more..
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