Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 874 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Materialistic or What?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5572
<1min

Materialistic or What?

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Jag XK-8 in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.  As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely to... read more..
Ten Reasons Why Men Should Join the Choir
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3994
2 min read

Ten Reasons Why Men Should Join the Choir

10. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night. This means that for those few hours, you will significantly reduce your risk of contracting tendonitis from nonstop operation of a television remote control o read more..
Laodicean Hymnal
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5286
3 min read

Laodicean Hymnal

Leaders of the Laodicean Church in Canada last week announced the publication of a new hymnal. "This is truly a hymnal for the new century," said Presiding Bishop Luke W. Armm. "This collection of hy... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5015 - June 5, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
130
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5015 - June 5, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shout out and thank you to Pastor Jim S. (who lives in Northern Ireland) for raising a point about... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 5, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
833
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 5, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shout out and thank you to Pastor Jim S. (who lives in Northern Ireland) for raising a point about last week's "Drum Battle" video that I shared. In the news I commen... read more..
President Taft's Weighty Problem: A Gas-tronomic Insult!
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4203
<1min

President Taft's Weighty Problem: A Gas-tronomic Insult!

William Howard Taft weighed 335 lbs. which was a lot even for his six-foot frame. One day someone pointed to Taft's massive stomach and asked, "What are you going to name the baby?" The president ... read more..
Quote #2364
Quotes
Susan Davis
850
<1min

Quote #2364

"Out of 100 people, one will read the Bible, the other 99 will read the Christian." - D. L. Moody read more..
Some Great Advice
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4258
2 min read

Some Great Advice

Don't date because you are desperate.Don't marry because you are miserable.Don't have kids because you think your genes are superior.Don't philander because you think you are irresistible. Don't asso... read more..
One-Liner #1928
One-liners
Susan Davis
764
<1min

One-Liner #1928

I don't know who needs to hear this, but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking.... read more..
No More Squeaky Commands for This Rebel! 🚀
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
776
<1min

No More Squeaky Commands for This Rebel! 🚀

I walked out of my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice!... read more..
Beautiful Yellow Flowers
Susan Page
Susan Page
949
2 min read

Beautiful Yellow Flowers

- photo by Susan PageMany years ago, when my daughter was in high school, we hosted a young girl from China. While walking through a field overrun with dandelions, the Chinese student commented on the read more..
Signs Your SUV is Too Big
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5361
<1min

Signs Your SUV is Too Big

~ The last time you took your kids to a Monster Truck pull the parking attendants directed you right onto the stadium racetrack. ~ When you replaced your tires, Goodyear stock went up five dollars a ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5014 - June 1, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
132
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5014 - June 1, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt News - June 1,2025Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to June! The news is that I just spent so much time struggling with a client... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 1,2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
909
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 1,2025

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to June! The news is that I just spent so much time struggling with a client's website that I have run out of time to write any news! Enjoy the rest of today... read more..
Quote #2363
Quotes
Susan Davis
828
<1min

Quote #2363

Do not look where you fell. Look where you slipped. - African Proverb... read more..
Adorable, Beautiful, Cute...Just Kidding! 😄
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1227
<1min

Adorable, Beautiful, Cute...Just Kidding! 😄

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank ... read more..
This Is Good
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
6470
2 min read

This Is Good

The story is told of a king in Africa who had a close friend with whom he grew up. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remark... read more..
Hickbonics
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5966
3 min read

Hickbonics

The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer dollar pipeline through Washington designating Southern slang, or "Hickbonics," as a language to be tau... read more..
Another Week on My Own
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1137
4 min read

Another Week on My Own

Several weeks ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage informed me she would be in St. Augustine with our daughter and granddaughter for spring break. As always, I really didn’t properly process t... read more..
One-Liner #1916
One-liners
Susan Davis
767
<1min

One-Liner #1916

I've discovered that you can turn a regular sofa into a sleeper sofa simply by forgetting your wife's birthday.... read more..
Husband vs. Wife: The Ultimate Idiot Showdown! 🤣
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6043
<1min

Husband vs. Wife: The Ultimate Idiot Showdown! 🤣

A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, "You're an idiot.  You have always been an idiot.  You'll always be an idiot.  If they had an id... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5013 - May 29, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5013 - May 29, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I enjoyed a boat tour around Race Rocks Ecological Reserve on Tuesday. If you woul... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 29, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
830
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 29, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I enjoyed a boat tour around Race Rocks Ecological Reserve on Tuesday. If you would like to see some of what we saw, you visit www.racerocks.ca.&... read more..
Raindrops
Susan Page
Susan Page
851
<1min

Raindrops

- photo by Susan PageAs raindrops slide down the windowI wonder… are these Your tears, O GodShed for this world’s pain and brokenness?How long, O Lord … how long? Tears silently flow and gently fallE read more..
Quote #2362
Quotes
Susan Davis
882
<1min

Quote #2362

"Knowledge is a garden. If it isn't cultivated, you can't harvest it." - African proverb read more..
Reflections of a Job Seeker
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
860
<1min

Reflections of a Job Seeker

I applied for a job hanging mirrors. It's something I can see myself doing.... read more..
The Quitter
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3382
<1min

The Quitter

Fate handed the quitter a bump, and he dropped;The road seemed too rough to go, so he stopped.He thought of his hurt, and there came to his mindThe easier path he was leaving behind. Oh, it's all muc... read more..
Someone at the Door
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5664
<1min

Someone at the Door

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.  However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high ... read more..
One-Liner #1927
One-liners
Susan Davis
849
<1min

One-Liner #1927

"Do you have a flat stomach?" Yeah, but the "L" is silent. read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5012 - May 25, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
166
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5012 - May 25, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt News - May 25,2025Sunday greetings, everyone! Things are settling down into their regularly scheduled programming here at Cybersalt Wor... read more..
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