Monthly Archive

January 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 127 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1766

North Americans, Character, Hypocrisy

*North Americans* We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off. We demand speed laws that wil read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2536

General Store

"I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1714

One-liner #0820

"Before they made him they broke the mold." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4509

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

*How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?* Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-ou read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1532

Quote #1269

"For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction - plus a social media overreaction." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1265

Cybersalt News - January 31, 2012

A big thank-you to everyone who have missed my mailings the last 10 days or so.  I've been totally swamped with things at  church.  It always gets super busy when it's time to prepare f... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2712

People are Awesome

I agree with the title of this video - except where one person is being dumb. (I'll leave it up to you to guess which one.)  Otherwise, yes these people are awesome! ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2914

Giving Credit Where Credit is Due

I am rather old-fashioned in some areas of my life, which I do not intend to upgrade to current standards. I do not believe in changing something unless it really needs to be changed. A crazy phobia i... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
14993

Tigers

Why does a tiger have stripes? So he won't be spotted.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2026

Troublemakers

After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another. The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great for us! We gained 4 new families." The Bap... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1421

Quote #1268

"LISTEN: When you rearrange the letters you get: SILENT" read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4105

Bachelor's Cat

A bachelor kept a cat for companionship, and loved his cat more than life itself. He was planning a trip to England and entrusted the cat to his brother's care. As soon as he arrived in England he ca... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1006

God's Salvation Promise

When you are experiencing doubts and fear about the purpose of your life, remember God's salvation promise. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120129.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1399

A Promotional Message

Here is something I have been thinking of mentioning for a while but wasn't sure if it was tacky or not. Today I've decided: it's my blog! Who cares if it's tacky! I am gonna tell all of y'all how to read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1721

One-liner #0819

Piñata Store: "You buy it, you break it."... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1355

Seeker or Sought?

I really enjoyed the sermon I heard this morning and thought I would share some thoughts from it. For the second week in a row, the text was about Jesus calling his first disciples - last week was Jo read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1005

Working To Stay Free

After receiving the gift of salvation and being set free by God, we need to work to stay free. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120122.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120122.m... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1339

Cybersalt News - January 22, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone! The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with 4 weeks worth or service and message recordings.  You'll find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/multimedia-podcas... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4860

Paid For

My wife and I, both graduate students, recently celebrated the arrival of our first child. At my wife's insistence, we had paid our entire medical bill and were now worried about meeting other payment... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1977

Mistakes

If an engineer makes a mistake,It is a new venture! If a scientist makes a mistake,It is a new invention! If an explorer makes a mistake,It's a new discovery! If a driver makes a mistake,It is an read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3611

Do Not Talk To My Parrot

Mrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: "I'll leave t... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1611

One-liner #0818

" I was going to go to the Outdoor Wilderness Survival Show, but not in this weather!" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1340

Quote #1267

"For some, it is easier emotionally to stop believing in God than to accept the existence of whatever evil has raped their life."- Pastor Tim Davis read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1327

Cybersalt News - January 21, 2012

OK, so Google didn't buy the Cybersalt site.  They did give me some lovely consolation gifts for attending the seminar though and in the next while I've got a Google t-shirt coming my way. There... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3752

Country Puddle

A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. "Think it's safe to... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
9112

Frozen Bank Accounts

You know your accounts have probably been frozen when . . . ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2198

Quote #1266

"The bonds of matrimony are a good investment when the interest is kept up." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1668

One-liner #0817

My wife complains that I over-analyze everything but these graphs & charts show that I don't.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2085

Hurts and Blessings

Thanks to my online colleague, Pastor Kevin Martineau, for sharing this story on his excellent blog at www.kevinmartineau.ca  Check out is page, he as lots of great stuff. -----------------... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3193

Duck vs. Elephant

Duck vs Elephant: You can't get down off an elephant.... read more..

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