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Monthly Archive

January 2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 168 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3661

Reduced to Clear

Here's one way to prevent riots on Black Friday. Thanks to @rickzelinsky for sharing this.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6735

Non-stick Fry Pan

This non-stick fry pan comes with a free lunch. That's right, there is no such thing as a free lunch either.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2096

Airport Security

On a business trip, my father approached a security checkpoint at the airport. The National Guard shift was rotating, and a guard, in full uniform, was in line in front of him. As with everybody else... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1172

Quote #1411

The Pessimist complains about the wind. The Optimist expects it to change.  The Leader adjusts the sails.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2259

Easily Startled

Why are you so easily startled? The answer may surprise you.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1542

One-liner #0963

The cops came to my door today to say that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, but I told them they had the wrong house because my dog doesn't own a bike!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2849

Prepared Chicken

"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
953

Cybersalt News - January 7, 2015

Thank you to everyone who has sent in suggestions to name the different web hosting packages being set up to offer through Cybersalt - especially the zany ones that made me laugh. Hopefully I'll get a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1715

Trust

As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off b... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2083

Free 3D Printer

Here is how to get a free 3D printer: Step 1: Buy a 3D printer Step 2: Print a 3D printer. Step 3: Return the 3D printer.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1749

Sinking Excuse

I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1484

One-liner #0962

The five-second rule for food dropped on the ground doesn't work if you have a two-second dog.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
9066

Sore Back

He had a sore back: that's why he was acting so disc hurteous.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2873

Pepper Advice

When chopping a hot pepper... 1. Do NOT rub your nose... and if you do and it starts to burn... 2. DON'T put you finger in your nostril to rub it... AND IF YOU DO THEN BY ALL MEANS ... 3. DO NOT.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1331

Quote #1410

"Now is the time for us to stop seeking our own satisfaction and to pour out our lives before HIM."- Oswald Chambers read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Tanks and Pools

Just the fact that word is in "pools" increases the potential margin of error. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3527

Bald Spot

This bald spot just appeared out of thin hair.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
922

Cybersalt News - January 6, 2015

Today's edition of the Cybersalt Digest is issue #4000!  I know, I agree: "Get a life!" Actually, since I've begun my 2015 revival of many things Cybersalt, I've been reminded of how much I enjoy wor... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
4751

Dog Bees

You can't believe everything you hear. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1587

Found Keys

On Friday I had mentioned that my keys, all of them (car, apartment and church keys) had gone missing. There were 2 electronic key fobs, and keys that would not have been easy to replace that promised... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1409

"I find there are three stages in every great work of God: first it's impossible, then it's difficult, then it's done."- Hudson Taylor read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1531

One-liner #0961

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does: that's why I think of jogging everyday.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1606

Cattle Munchies

I hear that somebody in Colorado put marijuana in the cattle feed. I hope they find out who did it; the steaks are high.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
921

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2015

There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt site today.  It features some young boys teaching a lesson that some older men really need to relearn.  You will find "Hit her, hard" at:www.cybersalt.o... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4033

Tombstone Epitaphs

Hope these old tombstone epitaphs are still funny to you. Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903-Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. *****... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1672

Sharing and Loving From The Heart

Father O'Shea, the parish priest in the village, was giving a sermon about charity. He said, "The trouble with the world today is that some people have too much and others have too little. We must giv... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1408

"However you choose to pray for your children, just know that when you do this, it is a sweet fragrance to the Lord." - Whitney Lett  read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3115

Get Rid of Margarine

If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1554

One-liner #0960

Here, let me show you how to micromanage.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2975

Pastoral Visit

After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he lef... read more..

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