Monthly Archive

January 2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 183 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The YOUcerto
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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The YOUcerto

If we trust Jesus, God takes the imperfections and failings or our lives and writes a beautiful song around them that reveals His strength and greatness. At the beginning of this sermon the congregat... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4004 - January 11, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
70
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4004 - January 11, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Dr. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Whatever Happened to an Ol... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 11, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - January 11, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Dr. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Whatever Happened to an Old-Fashioned Handshake?" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4ku I have al... read more..
Whatever Happened to an Old-Fashioned Handshake?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3805
4 min read

Whatever Happened to an Old-Fashioned Handshake?

I must confess I do have some old-fashioned biases. I would be the first to admit I’m not up to date on the latest fad or trend. I come from that era that believed the well-dressed man is one that do... read more..
Goober Hunters
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3805
<1min

Goober Hunters

Two Goober hunters were dragging their dead deer down a trail back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey, I don't want to tell you what to do, but I can tell you that i... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 9, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1796
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 9, 2015

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  You'll find "Assumptions" atwww.cybersalt.org/a4pf Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Quiting Smoking
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2755
<1min

Quiting Smoking

John was visiting a friend in the hospital. He had recently quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A woman on the elevator said to him with a snarl, "Sir! There's ... read more..
Quote #1412
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1412

"When I am loving to my wife when I don't feel loving to my wife I am more loving to my wife than when I am loving to my wife when I feel loving to my wife."- Timothy Keller read more..
Curtains
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Curtains

In the room the curtains were drawn: the rest of the furniture was real.... read more..
One-liner #0964
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0964

If owls are so smart, how come they don't say, "Whom"?... read more..
Assumptions
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Assumptions

Our assumption is that you will find this video whimsical and fun. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4003 - January 9, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
71
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4003 - January 9, 2015

4003          In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  You'll find "Assumptions" atwww.cybersalt.org/a4pf Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!   ... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 8, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - January 8, 2015

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! (There is even a chicken joke today). There are two new funny pictures added to the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Non-stick Fry Pan" at:www.cybersalt.org/adc6 You ... read more..
Reduced to Clear
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Reduced to Clear

Here's one way to prevent riots on Black Friday. Thanks to @rickzelinsky for sharing this.... read more..
Non-stick Fry Pan
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Non-stick Fry Pan

This non-stick fry pan comes with a free lunch. That's right, there is no such thing as a free lunch either.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4002 - January 8, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
74
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4002 - January 8, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! (There is even a chicken joke today). There are two new funny pictures added to the Cybersalt site today. You wi... read more..
Airport Security
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3311
<1min

Airport Security

On a business trip, my father approached a security checkpoint at the airport. The National Guard shift was rotating, and a guard, in full uniform, was in line in front of him. As with everybody else... read more..
Quote #1411
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1411

The Pessimist complains about the wind. The Optimist expects it to change.  The Leader adjusts the sails.... read more..
Easily Startled
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3196
<1min

Easily Startled

Why are you so easily startled? The answer may surprise you.... read more..
One-liner #0963
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0963

The cops came to my door today to say that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, but I told them they had the wrong house because my dog doesn't own a bike!... read more..
Prepared Chicken
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4209
<1min

Prepared Chicken

"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." read more..
Cybersalt News - January 7, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1746
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 7, 2015

Thank you to everyone who has sent in suggestions to name the different web hosting packages being set up to offer through Cybersalt - especially the zany ones that made me laugh. Hopefully I'll get a... read more..
Trust
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Trust

As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off b... read more..
One-liner #0962
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0962

The five-second rule for food dropped on the ground doesn't work if you have a two-second dog.... read more..
Sore Back
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Sore Back

He had a sore back: that's why he was acting so disc hurteous.... read more..
Pepper Advice
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Pepper Advice

When chopping a hot pepper... 1. Do NOT rub your nose... and if you do and it starts to burn... 2. DON'T put you finger in your nostril to rub it... AND IF YOU DO THEN BY ALL MEANS ... 3. DO NOT.... read more..
Quote #1410
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1410

"Now is the time for us to stop seeking our own satisfaction and to pour out our lives before HIM."- Oswald Chambers read more..
Tanks and Pools
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Tanks and Pools

Just the fact that word is in "pools" increases the potential margin of error. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4001 - January 7, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
62
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4001 - January 7, 2015

Is          In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Thank you to everyone who has sent in suggestions to name the different web hosting packages being set up to offer through Cybersalt - e... read more..
Bald Spot
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Bald Spot

This bald spot just appeared out of thin hair.... read more..
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