Monthly Archive

January 2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 165 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

08 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Reduced to Clear

Here's one way to prevent riots on Black Friday. Thanks to @rickzelinsky for sharing this.... read more..

08 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Non-stick Fry Pan

This non-stick fry pan comes with a free lunch. That's right, there is no such thing as a free lunch either.... read more..

07 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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On a business trip, my father approached a security checkpoint at the airport. The National Guard shift was rotating, and a guard, in full uniform, was in line in front of him. As with everybody else... read more..

07 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1411

The Pessimist complains about the wind. The Optimist expects it to change. The Leader adjusts the sails.... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2897

Easily Startled

Why are you so easily startled? The answer may surprise you.... read more..

07 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0963

The cops came to my door today to say that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, but I told them they had the wrong house because my dog doesn't own a bike!... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Prepared Chicken

"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." read more..

07 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 7, 2015

Thank you to everyone who has sent in suggestions to name the different web hosting packages being set up to offer through Cybersalt - especially the zany ones that made me laugh. Hopefully I'll get a... read more..

07 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Trust

As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off b... read more..

07 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2170

One-liner #0962

The five-second rule for food dropped on the ground doesn't work if you have a two-second dog.... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

9800

Sore Back

He had a sore back: that's why he was acting so disc hurteous.... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3617

Pepper Advice

When chopping a hot pepper... 1. Do NOT rub your nose... and if you do and it starts to burn... 2. DON'T put you finger in your nostril to rub it... AND IF YOU DO THEN BY ALL MEANS ... 3. DO NOT.... read more..

07 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2018

Quote #1410

"Now is the time for us to stop seeking our own satisfaction and to pour out our lives before HIM."- Oswald Chambers read more..

07 Jan

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Tanks and Pools

Just the fact that word is in "pools" increases the potential margin of error. ... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4225

Bald Spot

This bald spot just appeared out of thin hair.... read more..

06 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Cybersalt News - January 6, 2015

Today's edition of the Cybersalt Digest is issue #4000! I know, I agree: "Get a life!" Actually, since I've begun my 2015 revival of many things Cybersalt, I've been reminded of how much I enjoy wor... read more..

06 Jan

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

5640

Dog Bees

You can't believe everything you hear. ... read more..

06 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2296

2 min read

Found Keys

On Friday I had mentioned that my keys, all of them (car, apartment and church keys) had gone missing. There were 2 electronic key fobs, and keys that would not have been easy to replace that promised... read more..

06 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1409

"I find there are three stages in every great work of God: first it's impossible, then it's difficult, then it's done."- Hudson Taylor read more..

06 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2167

One-liner #0961

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does: that's why I think of jogging everyday.... read more..

05 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2396

Cattle Munchies

I hear that somebody in Colorado put marijuana in the cattle feed. I hope they find out who did it; the steaks are high.... read more..

04 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 5, 2015

There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt site today. It features some young boys teaching a lesson that some older men really need to relearn. You will find "Hit her, hard" at:www.cybersalt.o... read more..

04 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Sharing and Loving From The Heart

Father O'Shea, the parish priest in the village, was giving a sermon about charity. He said, "The trouble with the world today is that some people have too much and others have too little. We must giv... read more..

04 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1408

"However you choose to pray for your children, just know that when you do this, it is a sweet fragrance to the Lord." - Whitney Lett read more..

04 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3819

Get Rid of Margarine

If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.... read more..

04 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0960

Here, let me show you how to micromanage.... read more..

04 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3823

Pastoral Visit

After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he lef... read more..

04 Jan

Videos

Pastor Tim

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Slap Her, Hard!!!

Here's a powerful message for men, delivered by some young boys after they are told to slap a girl. ... read more..

04 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Spirituality that Wearies

Spirituality that is misplaced in its seeking wearies both body and God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150104.mp3{/audio}... read more..

04 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 4, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new devotional from Dr. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Everything New Gets Old Too Soon" at:www.cybersalt.org/adqr Enjoy the rest of t... read more..

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