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A preacher, a salesman and a farmer went deer hunting. All 3 were in their stands when they all saw the same deer and shot. They climbed down and looked for it. When they found it all 3 sai read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Happy birthday to Grandma Cybersalt! That's right, she has completed another trip around the sun and we are both very grateful for that! Both of our ages are starting ... read more..

The older I get, the more allergic I am to cold. So whenever the temperature dips below my age number, that is too cold for me. I know some people relish the cold; that person is not me. There are s... read more..

"The Christian Gospel is that I am so flawed that Jesus had to die for me, yet I am so loved and valued that Jesus was glad to die for me. This leads to deep humility and deep confidence at the same t read more..

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just... read more..

I personally think more Awana should be legalized.... read more..

It's weird being the same age as old people.... read more..

During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb. When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed to the big dog sitt... read more..

After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone networ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The last 7 days have been very interesting around Cybersalt World Headquarters! A week ago Wednesday, our youngest daughter, her husband and their two little children came ... read more..

"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Nelson Mandela read more..

The entrepreneur was attempting to sell business supplies in Scotland. He had no difficulty with finding out what kinds of pencils they bought, paper, envelopes, etc., but with pens he couldn't decide... read more..

When I look at a patch of dandelions, I see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over my yard. My kids see flowers for Mom and blowing white fluff, you can wish on. When I look at a homeless pers... read more..

Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a swear word; those that weren't cursing were very rude. Jimm... read more..

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned!... read more..

To be honest, I don't always hear what I'm supposed to hear. I do have ears, but sometimes they are not working in such a way as to benefit me. Often, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage will talk... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday because I was not feeling very well when it came time to put the final touches on the issue and send it out. I have been having ... read more..

"To stay away from Christianity because part of the Bible's teaching is offensive to you assumes that if there is a God he wouldn't have any views that upset you. Does that belief make sense?" - Timo read more..

LAW OF CAT INERTIAA cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. LAW OF CAT MOTIONA cat will move in... read more..

"Hypotenuse: Washroom upstairs is occupied." - Paul Dickson read more..

A young boy burst into the great throne chambers of a medieval king. The boy was skipping and singing as children do. He was completely oblivious to the regal sobriety of his surroundings. Suddenly, h... read more..

Ring your doorbell on your way to bed; this will clear the dogs off of the bed just long enough for you to get comfortable.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Grandma Cybersalt and I woke up to a tsunami warning yesterday. That sounds far more dramatic than it actually was because even though Cybersalt World Headquarters is only ... read more..

"O God, when my faith gets overlade with dust, blow it clean with the wind of your Spirit. When my habits of obedience get stiff and rusty, anoint them with the oil of your Spirit. Restore the enthusi read more..

"When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds." read more..

A man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly the light turns yellow just in front of him. He does the right thing and stops at the crosswalk, even though he could hav... read more..

Signs warning of closed roadways are frequently ignored in rural Minnesota, so highway workers barely took notice when a woman drove past their sign and over the hill before she stopped at the trench ... read more..

To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they're due back at the library next Friday.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I was sorry to hear that Bob Saget, the host of America's Funniest Home Videos, passed away this past week. It bought back a flood of memories from a time when the ava... read more..

Good News and Bad News for a Pastor Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river. Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current. Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get... read more..