Monthly Archive

May 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 56 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1219

And Then It Was Friday

Like many people, I try planning and arranging my week so I can accomplish as much as possible. For example, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage on Monday morning hands me her “honey-do-list” to c... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3759

Visiting Grandma

Grandma, who appeared to become an ever-more intimidating personality as the years went on, was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife: "You come to the front d... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1117

Pancake Prayer

A six-year-old said grace at family dinner one evening. "Dear God, thank You for the pancakes." When she concluded, her mother asked her why she thanked God for pancakes when they were having c... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3701

Expecting

You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
588

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2075

Quote #1819

"Don't say God has been silent when your Bible has been closed." - Toby Mac #Speak Life read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1120

One-liner #1377

Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay ... again.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3502

Classic Groucho

One day a man approached Groucho Marx and said, "Please insult my wife. My wife loves your work. It would really give her a thrill if you insulted her." Groucho turned to the man and said, "Sir, you... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1069

Dr. Larry N. Jitis

My great-grandfather was a veterinarian. He apparently suffered from life-long laryngitis: that's why he ended up being a hoarse doctor.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3847

What a Hoot

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a lo... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1102

Remember the Good Old Days

A sales clerk asked his boss how to handle people who complained about the current prices compared to the low prices in the good old days. "Just act surprised and tell them you didn't think that they... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
672

Cybersalt News - May 5, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! As I've mentioned earlier, Grandma Cybersalt and I are now working with refugees and persecuted Christians, a ministry change from pastoring local congregations. Participat... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1318

Quote #1818

"God uses men who are weak and feeble enough to lean on him." - Hudson Taylor read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1245

One-liner #1376

If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1295

A Smile Is Both Contagious and Healthy

My grandfather had a favorite saying that went something like this, “A frown is just a smile upside down.” Nobody could smile quite like my grandfather. He never waited for any reason to smi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3608

Control Seminar

The company I work for sometimes puts on what they call "Lunch and Learn" seminars during the employees' lunchtime, dealing with a variety of physical and mental health issues. If the seminar lasts be... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1162

Imagination to a Tee

A golfer went to see his doctor. He was suffering from major stress syndrome. The doctor asked him if he played golf, to which the golfer replied, "I play at it, it's a very frustrating game, but I lo... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1326

Humor Restriction

WARNING!!!! Incorrigible punster!  DO NOT INCORRIGE... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
646

Cybersalt News - May 2, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Because of last Sunday's catch-up email, there is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. You can read how Rev. James Snyder's laziness came to... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1219

Lazy Does Have Its Advantages

As a young boy, my father tried drilling into my brain that laziness was not acceptable in his house. If I wanted to be lazy, I had to go outside. He provided a wonderful role model for me because if ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3300

Stupid and Beautiful

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.  " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be a... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1363

Candy Crank

Pezzimists see the dispenser as half empty.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1116

One-liner #1375

Self-Annihilating Sentence You'll live to regret this when I have you shot!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3350

Texas Cruise

A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked him to show him his farm. After seeing the 1,000-acre spread, the Texan bragged that down-home he could get into his car, drive all day, ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1046

I Perspective

A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before. "What seems to be the problem, madam?" "I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husb... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1676

Quote #1817

"To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is unforgivable." - Beethoven read more..

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