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I would really like to keep up a Blog but I am finding it difficult... I do not do well with a diary either.. Anyhow... School has started ..As of this last Monday....and the girls read more..

A man hadn't been feeling well at all, so he went to his doctor for a complete check-up.  Afterward the doctor came out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very bad news," ... read more..

I'm a middle school band teacher, and I match students to instruments by testing them on various mouthpieces. While most children demonstrate aptitude on more than a single instrument, there was one ... read more..

That guy who like the Remmington Electric Razor Company so much that he bought it never took part in this contest! I'll admit that when I had a beard there was the odd time that I found som read more..

People in straw houses shouldn't throw pitch forks - especially at firemen. In a world where modern building construction methods involve using new space age materials, here's how to bu read more..

Mary Siegel was almost crazy with her three young kids.  She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts!!  Such pests.  They give me no rest and I'm half way t... read more..

Safety is a major concern at the manufacturing company where I work. So I'm constantly preaching caution to the workers I supervise. "Does anyone know," I asked a few guys, "what the speed limit is in... read more..

Somebody has way too much time on their hands - a problem solved by time management software or a good high speed internet connection I suppose. I suggest you pick a ball, any ball, and try to read more..

Save time by folding your t-shirts quickly like this. You don't need to speak the language to figure out the technique used in this video. read more..

This is not a political statement!  I looked all over for another version of this and the only one I found was not suitable for this site.  So really, this is not a political statement - don't e-mail ... read more..

An English professor announced to the class, "There are two words I don't allow in my class.  One is gross and the other is cool."From the back of the room a voice called out, "... read more..

A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coastguard, trying to get the yacht's location, called it on the radio. "What is your position? Repeat, what is your position?"And the repl... read more..

This one has me rethinking my trip to the moon. After all, who wants to vacation somewhere you can get hit by a meteorite? Of course, it seems that NASA has the moon covered with their high pow read more..

Just when you wanted to film a bullet going through a lightbulb, along comes a high speed camera that can do so at 10,000 frames per second. Not into shooting lightbulbs?  Then why not sho read more..

Does the light in your refrigerator go out when you close the door?  Apparently it doesn't in this one.  Once the image loads, drag with your mouse to take a panoramic view inside this kit read more..

Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars!  Wait - I need a map before I get there. I guess this one will do. Check it out and don't forget to zoom right in as close as you can.& read more..

Ok, there really isn't going to be much of an aplication for this other than to entertain people on vacation at Disneyland, Knottsberry Farm, Six Flags or some other amusement park, but just the read more..

A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight.She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner.The next day, ... read more..

One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. "Get the owner's manual!" h... read more..

The Grace of God teaches us to say, "Yes".  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060806.mp3{/audio}... read more..

A few miles up from where I live along the Straight of Juan de Fuca, you will find Race Rocks. Race Rocks is an island with a lighthouse, marine animal life, wonderful ocean views, passing cruise sh read more..

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class."In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive.  In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a n... read more..

My brother-in-law came home to an empty house one day and decided he would start dinner. First, he would make the salad. He searched high and low for the big bowl for making the salad and finally foun... read more..

Remember having a kaleidoscope as a kid? Now you can make your own online. If you are at work don't get hooked or you may end up looking for a new job! Update:  The creator of the kaleidoscope read more..

Do you know anyone in your office like this?At the data-entry company where I work, the other operators and I share a coffeepot.  One morning I took it into the ladies room to fill it with water.... read more..

Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Barbados. In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver, "Say, is this really a healthful place?""It sure is," the cabby replied. "When I came here... read more..

One afternoon, this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax.  On his way to the lake, a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures for him... read more..

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is tha... read more..

Household chores can sure take a lot of time. Appliances like washers and dryers, stoves, ovens, and microwaves can save time, but unfortunately no one has invented a laundry folder yet. Until they ... read more..

You have just received the Goober Computer Virus.Because we don't know how to program computers, this virus works on the honor system.  Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually... read more..