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Rev. Jones shocked the congregation when he announced his resignation from the church and planned move to Arizona...After the service a very distraught Mrs. Williams came to the pastor with tears in h... read more..

{mosimage}Last Saturday night (Oct 09) the Pastor of Disaster (Tim Davis) returned to the track at Western Speedway, Victoria.Pastor Tim was driving backup for Chris Broughton in the #37 Cybersalt.org... read more..

I was on a plane somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean when I had the first dream. As most dreams are, it was confusing, full of images and scraps of sound that, though vivid and realistic were disjointed... read more..

Here are some actual maintenance complaints generally known as squawks or problems submitted recently by Qantas pilots to maintenance engineers.  After attending to the squawks prior to the aircr... read more..

Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system.  We have analyzed all databases, all data files, in... read more..

Luke 12: 13-34(for Canada's Thanksgiving)A teacher asked her students to list what they thought were the present Seven Wonders of the World. The students cast the most votes for:1. Egypt's Great Pyram... read more..

One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in.The profe... read more..

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N.  Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection.  He was 71.Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years.  Dozens of ... read more..

  1 John 5:4 For whatsoever is born of God overcometh the world: and this is the victory that overcometh the world, even our faith. Nothing in this world is perfect. We strive to be perfect, read more..

Jill had to grab a cab to get to a meeting uptown. She hailed one down, got in, and told the cabbie the address she needed. The cabbie turned out to be a lunatic driver, and Jill sat in the backseat c... read more..

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.  However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high ... read more..

2 Corinthians 9:6-15 I love hearing stories of faith. I especially love the ones in which someone up against incredible odds puts their faith God, and follows the Lord's plan rather than their ow read more..

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always seem to lose control at the sa... read more..

"The heavens tell of the glory of God.The skies display his marvelous craftsmanship."Psalm 19:1 (NLT) My husband and I spent several days in sunny Southern California.  There are very few places read more..

Take One A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.  The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys?  We must have been waiting for ... read more..

My daughter Marina worked in my law office while she attended graduate school. One morning a call came in for her. I said she wasn't in yet and offered to take a message. The caller said she'd phone ... read more..

Describe Jesus Christ--call Him a teacher, a prophet, a good man, the Son of God--but whatever your beliefs, at some point, you will exhaust the capabilities of the English language, or any language, ... read more..

My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic dispute. We spoke with the couple, and the problem was quickly resolved.On leaving, I was admiring the craftsman... read more..

"'the Lord pours down His blessings. Our land will yield its bountiful crops."Psalm 85:12 (NLT) I love fall! The long days of summer are very hot and humid. Suddenly, you notice when you step outsi read more..

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows.  When you get to me and the part where I'm to pr... read more..

Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore. He cheats.""Why do you say that?""Well, he found his lost ball ... read more..

Message from: Rome January 18, 1 BC Dear Cassius, Are you still working on the Y zero K problem?  This change from BC to AD is giving us a lot of headaches and we haven't much time left.  I ... read more..

*Ten Reasons Why Men Should Join The Choir*10. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night. This means that for those few hours, you will significantly reduce your risk of contracting tendonitis from nonstop read more..

How many times this week has someone asked, "How are you?" How many times have you answered, "Fine, but busy." It has become my standard answer these days and sometimes that bothers me. There's a read more..

My husband and I had bought some gadgets for our almost teen-age grandsons and were leaving the store when we realized we didn't have batteries. He stepped over to a counter to get the batteries but c... read more..